Gays and Olive Garden?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-27 12:10pm

Olive Garden is a crime against Italian cooking. Their advertising offends on many levels. If they have a cooking school in Tuscany headed by the grandmotherly chef "Miri", I'll sell my left testicle on ebay. Attempting to link homosexuals with this institution is clearly a slander masterminded by the religious right.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-27 12:31pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:I know real Italian, real Mexican, real Greek, real Japanese and real Chinese food. I'm a pain when it comes to these things.

I'll say that, once you've tasted real Greek food (the [former?] national dish of Greece doesn't count) it's really easy to tell when somebody's trying to imitate it.

Ahh... forget lasagna, I'll take pastitsio any day.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-27 01:11pm

Frank Hipper wrote:Attempting to link homosexuals with this institution is clearly a slander masterminded by the religious right.

Or extraterrestrials, if it turns out that the religious right can't be blamed.

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2003-01-27 01:53pm

HemlockGrey wrote:At the risk of disgracing my Italian heritage, I have on occasion been known to enjoy Ragu...

BURN HIM!!! BURN THE HERETIC!!!!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-27 09:17pm

I dislike that restaurant. Muchly.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 09:36pm

(Big black limo pulls up.)
(All four doors open up and men dressed in black suits get out and slam the car doors shut.)
(One of them takes the lead, opens the door, and steps in.)
(He stands a little to the right of the door.)
(The rest of the men in black suits line up behind him, blocking the door, and rest their right hands inside their suits to their left.)
(The leader, obviously, begins to speak.)
(The Godfather Waltz begins to play as he speaks.)
It has come to my attention, that there has been some...uh...misunderstanding of the Italian culture in this joint. I believe it is my duty to, uh, educate youse a little.
(At the climax of the trumpet solo, the hitmen remove their hands from their breast pockets, revealing silenced pistols.)
(The leader steps aside, and pulls out his own silenced pistol.)
Jimmy, eh...
(Motions to the back.)
Right, boss.
(Jimmy moves to the back of the room and checks the back door is locked.)
Now...as I was sayins'...

But seriously, I don't care I thought it was funny.