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the word fuck in any of it's variations (i.e. motherfucker etc) in the best way?

What are the most memorable lines involving the word fuck?
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George Carlin!

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits!"
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From Boondock Saints:

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
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Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
You beat me!

"Fuck! Ass!"
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Dalton wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
You beat me!

"Fuck! Ass!"
I never miss a chance to use that line.
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I think Jay's Fuck song is pretty funny... (from J&SB Strike Back)

And of course, Boo Boo Kitty Fuck.
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Yippie Kia Mother fuckers

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Steve Martin's lengthy tirade at the car-rental counter in "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles". You have to see it to get it, so all I can give is a brief snippet:

FOUR FUCKING WHEELS AND A SEAT!!
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Kelly Antilles wrote:I think Jay's Fuck song is pretty funny... (from J&SB Strike Back)
YEEHA!

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
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Another George Carlin gem:

Rat shit, bat shit
dirty old twat.
Sixty nine assholes
tied in a knot.
Yaaayyyyy,
lizard shit,

FUCK!
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Vympel wrote:the word fuck in any of it's variations (i.e. motherfucker etc) in the best way?

What are the most memorable lines involving the word fuck?
I can't believe you all are forgetting the motherfucking KING of that word: Samuel L. Jackson.

Jules Winnfield (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction): Hand me my wallet.

Pumpkin: Which one is it?

Jules Winnfield: It's the one with "bad motherfucker" written on it.
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Dennis Miller: "I get payed by the fuck. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck. There, I just payed for my kids fucking colledge."
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Joe Pesci. Just watch JFK or Goodfellas and you'll agree.
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I concur. I'm pretty sure Pesci said some variation of "fuck" over 300 times in Casino. :P
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Terrence and Philip
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ice motherfucking t bitch
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IG-88E wrote:Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
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Rollin' blunts and smokin um'
Balls, balls, sweaty balls...
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Is there any sentence you can't add "Motherfucker" to at its beginning or end?
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Sea Skimmer wrote:Is there any sentence you can't add "Motherfucker" to at its beginning or end?
Hmmm, "I love you mom."?
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If I had the video with me, I'm pretty sure Robin Williams has some good ones in Good Morning, Vietnam. I just can't remember the exact lines.
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Stormbringer wrote:From Boondock Saints:

Rocco: Fucking... What the fucking fuck! Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... FUCK!
It doesn't get much better than the Boondock Saints, but doesn't mean I won't try...

Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say fuck in school, you fucking fat ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Stan: Dude, you just said fuck again!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody! Fuck, fuckitty, fuck fuck fuck.

Bricktop: You're on thin fucking ice, Turkish.

Fuck! I'd get more, but my fucking internet connection's actin' fuckin' fucked. I'm sure there's a couple other good ones in Snatch, but I think Bullet Toothed Tony's badass speach is a bit over rated.
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