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Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?

Cause, while standing under a tree in the middle of a field is dumb, just standing in the middle of a field is also not quite good.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?
More or less correct. You do not want to be the tallest thing around.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?

Cause, while standing under a tree in the middle of a field is dumb, just standing in the middle of a field is also not quite good.
The question is: How did you end up in a flat field with a thunderstorm going full force around you? I mean, they're not exactly the sneakiest things around, one would assume you'd have enough warning to seek cover of some sort before it hit.
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?

Cause, while standing under a tree in the middle of a field is dumb, just standing in the middle of a field is also not quite good.
The question is: How did you end up in a flat field with a thunderstorm going full force around you? I mean, they're not exactly the sneakiest things around, one would assume you'd have enough warning to seek cover of some sort before it hit.
Maybe he was sleeping :P
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It's just a Zorian hippotheticle Randome Altarnate Realty :P

I mean, like these ten dead guys. All they apparently had was a flat field and a lightning-conductive tree. They didn't think of crawling military-style out of the line of fire, and the thought wouldn't have occurred to me either if I was caught at the moment and all.

At least we can learn something from the misfortune of other people :)
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Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?

Cause, while standing under a tree in the middle of a field is dumb, just standing in the middle of a field is also not quite good.
The question is: How did you end up in a flat field with a thunderstorm going full force around you? I mean, they're not exactly the sneakiest things around, one would assume you'd have enough warning to seek cover of some sort before it hit.
Come to my part of the world - nothing but flat from horizon to horizon. Quite easy to get caught in the open, because open is often all you have.
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Broomstick wrote:
Oni Koneko Damien wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Question. If I was in the middle of a flat field and there's a thunderstorm, and there's no cover, what do I do? Should I crawl on my belly?

Cause, while standing under a tree in the middle of a field is dumb, just standing in the middle of a field is also not quite good.
The question is: How did you end up in a flat field with a thunderstorm going full force around you? I mean, they're not exactly the sneakiest things around, one would assume you'd have enough warning to seek cover of some sort before it hit.
Come to my part of the world - nothing but flat from horizon to horizon. Quite easy to get caught in the open, because open is often all you have.
That's not quite true here in southwestern Indiana (we have actual hills :lol: ), but while I learned the advice about lightning and trees at an early age, it wasn't quite drummed in the same way 'stop, look, and listen' before crossing the street was.

IOW I could see myself making the same mistake.
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