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Man sets another guys balls on fire

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SAN LUIS OBISPO, Calif. (AP) -- Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach. Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.

Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.

Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
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How much could he get from them in a civil lawsuit?
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Ender wrote:Commence the jokes
Goodness gracious...

(Someone had to.)
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Ender wrote:Commence the jokes
What the story doesn't mention is that the victim a stalwart advocate of putting Robin in the next Batman film.
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Holy shit! That's my town! Well, where the articles from, not Grover. That honestly doesn't surprise me in the slightest, though. Fucking idiots.
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Ender wrote: Commence the jokes
The article fails to mention how much he had just saved on his insurance by switching to Geico.
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Looks like someone was really hankering for sausage & eggs to go with their brewskis.
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Question: how was the fire put out? I mean, normally you'd stamp a small fire out...
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Winston Blake wrote:Question: how was the fire put out? I mean, normally you'd stamp a small fire out...
What the article didn't mention is that of the two jokers, one also played another joke on the other by putting dog turd under the sleeping guy's crotch.
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