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Einy the first one was awesome. :lol:

But the last one.... :lol:
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DarthShady wrote:Einy the first one was awesome. :lol:

But the last one.... :lol:
What's the last one from? Resident Evil?
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[R_H] wrote:
DarthShady wrote:Einy the first one was awesome. :lol:

But the last one.... :lol:
What's the last one from? Resident Evil?
Yes Resident Evil 4.
I think he was referring to the NSFW one as the last one.
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The one with the penises :lol:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:The one with the penises :lol:
Yes that one. :lol:
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Somehow... just somehow, I knew Einy would be on top of the Hardon Collider. :lol:
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Manus Celer Dei wrote:I don't even know what the hell a "Graham Special" is. I have no idea why I'm laughing at it so much.
Maybe because it looks like he got a money shot to the face?
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What's with the hypocrisity one? Who's that guy?
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Zixinus wrote:What's with the hypocrisity one? Who's that guy?
Thomas Jefferson, if memory serves.
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The Spartan wrote:
Zixinus wrote:What's with the hypocrisity one? Who's that guy?
Thomas Jefferson, if memory serves.
hey he wasn't talking about in-alienable rights of fourteen year old slave girls. :evil:
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Thomas Jefferson, if memory serves.
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Zixinus: Thomas Jefferson. Third President of the United States and author of the Declaration of Independence which, in part, said "that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." He also owned slaves that he did not free despite pledging to do so, including several female slaves at least one of whom, and actually I think there were several, that he impregnated.
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Zixinus wrote:What's with the hypocrisity one? Who's that guy?
Thomas Jefferson, if memory serves.
hey he wasn't talking about in-alienable rights of fourteen year old slave girls. :evil:
I think that's sort of the point Bear.
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The problem with the Hypocrisy one is that not everyone can recognize Thomas Jefferson on sight, and the caption is a bit too vague to piece it together. The caption should either make it clear who he is, or be effective even if you don't know who he is.

So, instead of:
HYPOCRISY

When it comes to petty little things like human equality and the inalienable right to liberty, a mean consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds
We might try something like:
HYPOCRISY

It grants us the power to own slaves while saying "all men are created equal" with a perfectly straight face
Of course, the latter is rather blunt and clear, which (as we all know) is anathema for literature types. If someone wants to deliberately obfuscate the language for the sake of seeming more literate-sounding, it would still work, so long as the meaning is clear.
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I dunno, I got the hypocrisy one right away. It probably is too much of a nerd in-joke, but really so are most of the anime ones. "Consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds" is an Emerson quote, and he was lambasting statesmen and philosophers (ol' TJ fits the bill twice over) when he said it.
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Found it on spacebattles, thought I'd share the insanity.
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Swinging back towards 'true' de-motivators:

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Despair.com is fucking great.

The expression on the kid's face in the perseverance one is hilarious.

Don't get the leadership one, though.
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