Help me with my Prez campaign(if you want to)

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-23 04:43pm

Hi everybody, as you can see under my avatar I am a newbie, but I'm a friend of DarkPrimus and I think this site is great. Anyway, I'm running for Student Senate President and was wondering if you all could think of some funny junk that I could use in my campaign. Anything goes, including photos and photo manips, as long as there isn't sex, swearing, or blatant violence. "So why do I want to do this?", is what you're asking. Because if I use your idea, I'll put a -Special Thanks to- thing on the poster and let you know on this topic.(Sorry, no $)

Well, enough of me talking. If you think you want to use your free time to do something for this, my name is Trent, my VP running mate is Scott. Thanks in advance.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-23 04:48pm

You can get the office by sucking up to the faculty as much as possible, because that seems to be what everybody in the student council at my school did.

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-23 04:51pm

To tell the truth, I'm not that concerned about winning. I just want to make a great campaign. Here's stuff I have already.

Vote for Trent - He doesn't suck!

GO AHEAD AND VOTE TRENT FOR STUDENT SENATE PRESIDENT
It's not like your vote matters anyway.

...and the like, hahaha.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-23 05:47pm

"... as long as there isn't sex, swearing, or blatant violence?"

Why the fuck did you come to us, then?

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-24 08:55am

Because no one else is funny

Come on, Im sure someone can think of something.

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-24 09:04am

Vote for Trent!
Cause its not like your vote matters anyway!

If you want the women to vote for you, play up any cute angle you have inculding kicking off your current running mate and getting a Puppy in his place

Call him Proffesor Snuffles or somthing cute along those lines and I can tell you except for the Militant Femists you will get 100% of the Female vote(Of the Miltians you'll only get 30%

)

Then your only concern is getting the vote out

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-24 10:13am

party, get naked, buy them beer!

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-24 01:49pm

Professor Snuffles, that's great, I think I will use something like that.

I don't think people understand my angle, though. Think of something you would want to do if you ran, just to be funny.

Thanks.

Joe · Post by **Joe** » 2003-01-24 02:10pm

Since your alias is "meatwad..."

"You can't beat this Meat."

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-24 02:13pm

is being disgusting an option?

Col. Crackpot · Post by **Col. Crackpot** » 2003-01-24 02:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:"... as long as there isn't sex, swearing, or blatant violence?"

Why the fuck did you come to us, then?

but whats the point without it? what is this some kind of fucking mormon school or something?

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-24 04:35pm

Darth Wong wrote:
"... as long as there isn't sex, swearing, or blatant violence?"

Why the fuck did you come to us, then?

but whats the point without it? what is this some kind of fucking mormon school or something?

We have to get all our campaign stuff stamped with approval by one of the teachers. She is cool and doesnt mind that, but she doesn't want to risk losing her job if the administration strongly disapproved.

I had one earlier that I "borrowed" from the Brak show that went like
-Trent promises free money to anyone who just wants some free money.
THE OTHER CANDIDATES want to TAKE your MONEY, so they can buy a GOLDEN KNIFE. TO STAB YOU WITH! IN THE HEART!-

She thought it was hilarious but said I had to change the stabbing part or the principal would be up my ass about school violence or some crap. I was like, "You've gotta be kidding." She said, "Yeah, i know it's retarded."

So thats why theres no violence swearing or sex.

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-01-24 04:44pm

Vote For Trent-
YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!!!

Trent, he's a cool dude...

Vote For Trent-
Because I Said So!

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-27 04:10pm

OK, this is obviously not working out the way I expected. That's mostly my fault. Here, this is what I'd like to do.I got some suggestions from some friends of mine. You know the pic that says "Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten." If someone could manip that and post it on this thread so it says, "For every person that doesnt vote for Trent and Scott,....blahblahblah" Thanks. (I would do it myself but I am not good with computers.)

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 04:19pm

Those school rules do really suck. I wanted to put "El Pollo de Muerte" as a nickname on my choir sweatshirt, but I wasn't allowed to because the administrators thought I might start killing people by feeding them raw chicken (or something like that).

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-27 04:20pm

. I wanted to put "El Pollo de Muerte" as a nickname on my choir sweatshirt, but I wasn't allowed to because the administrators thought I might start killing people by feeding them raw chicken (or something like that).

Jigga wha...?

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 04:26pm

Ok, they never explained why, they just said I couldn't do it because it violated a policy of some sort. The only thing I figured was that they thought I was gonna kill people with bad chicken.

meatwad · Post by **meatwad** » 2003-01-27 04:48pm

Right.......

"All jocks must die....of salmonella poisoning!"

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 05:04pm

Exactly. They didn't ask whether or not I thought that in reality (I do) they just assumed I wanted to kill people with a chicken, I guess.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 05:21pm

Hmm....if you are allowed to criticize the school, just say that the Senate is a useless organization that lets the students feel as though they control something. Tell them that you will try to change that by actually putting an effort into convincing faculty to make changes.

But let's get back to reality.

We all know that these school "student governments" are absolutely worthless and are a waste of everyone's time. It will only make your extracurricular activities look better for college. The school faculty will not listen to any ideas from the student body because they know things you don't and won't tell you the truth of how the school is being ran. Doing so would be disastrous. Parents and students alike would be shocked about what the educational system is really like. My friend was a member of the student council or congress or whatever the fuck they call it and the exact same thing happened. I was always critical of it and when I heard about his experiences in the meetings, I just laughed my ass off because I was right all along.

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 05:31pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Hmm....if you are allowed to criticize the school, just say that the Senate is a useless organization that lets the students feel as though they control something. Tell them that you will try to change that by actually putting an effort into convincing faculty to make changes.

But let's get back to reality. We all know that these school "student governments" are absolutely worthless and are a waste of everyone's time. It will only make your extracurricular activities look better for college. The school faculty will not listen to any ideas from the student body because they know things you don't and won't tell you the truth of how the school is being ran. Doing so would be disastrous. Parents and students alike would be shocked about what the educational system is really like. My friend was a member of the student council or congress or whatever the fuck they call it and the exact same thing happened. I was always critical of it and when I heard about his experiences in the meetings, I just laughed my ass off because I was right all along.

Oh my god, you're joking right? The student government doesn't matter? Damn you, you just destroyed my whole world! Next thing you'll be telling me is that we actually landed on the moon and then after that, you'll say that Mikey from the Life commericals didn't die from eating pop rocks and Pepsi! *cowers into the fetal position*

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 05:36pm

LOL The Holocaust never happened! KKK members are your friends! Gun control lowers crime! There really IS a Santa Claus! And Star Trek is superior to Star Wars!

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 05:44pm

Hey, I've actually had a few members of the KKK as friends. They were irritating and mean but believe it or not, when push came to shove, they had my back. And no, I'm not white and/or redneck, I'm actually biracial (black/white).

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 05:45pm

WTF? How did they become your friends if you're partially black?

ReinnResauq · Post by **ReinnResauq** » 2003-01-27 08:48pm

I got on their good side when they saw me fighting with a bunch of people they didn't like (about a third of the football team). Also I had reached my limit for stupidity which a group of retarded fat bitches who had a crush on me. The racists saw that I was not a totally nice person, so they got on my side. It was cool until they all dropped out of school and I quit seeing them.