Non-traditional porn!
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Non-traditional porn!
http://furnitureporn.com/
Disclaimer: This site is a joke and should not result in my immediate banning...
Disclaimer: This site is a joke and should not result in my immediate banning...
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ROFL...my roommate found it funny too, though he was like "furniture WHAT?!?!" when I told him the address.
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Re: Non-traditional porn!
Gil Hamilton wrote:http://furnitureporn.com/
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This is when you can tell that someone is getting bored of normal porn....
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I keep getting pictures of those guys who stick their dicks in car exhausts...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:We have people in this world turned on by animals and little kids, so I'm sure there's at least one person on this planet that gets aroused by furniture. Instead of having sex with someone in bed, they have sex with the bed!
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want me to post that pic?Admiral Valdemar wrote: I keep getting pictures of those guys who stick their dicks in car exhausts...
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The weirdest I've seen so far was stuffed animal porn. A few guys and gals were fucking stuffed animals such as teddy bears and other plush toys. Goddamn that was fucked up shit.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
Lusankya: Deal!
Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
LOL!
there´s a tv show called domian over here. it´s nothing but a guy in a studio in front of a phone who answers phone calls which contain sexual matters. usually he gives tipps for problems and blahblah. it´s usually fun to watch since there are usually a lot of weird fucks who are either bizarr sexual deviates or damn good actors.
anyway, the weirdest thing i´ve seen on his show was that guy who called and claimed that he was turned on by and had a sexual relationship with his chain saw.
there´s a tv show called domian over here. it´s nothing but a guy in a studio in front of a phone who answers phone calls which contain sexual matters. usually he gives tipps for problems and blahblah. it´s usually fun to watch since there are usually a lot of weird fucks who are either bizarr sexual deviates or damn good actors.
anyway, the weirdest thing i´ve seen on his show was that guy who called and claimed that he was turned on by and had a sexual relationship with his chain saw.
Hehe, if I hope he didn't try to give it a blowjob...salm wrote:LOL!
there´s a tv show called domian over here. it´s nothing but a guy in a studio in front of a phone who answers phone calls which contain sexual matters. usually he gives tipps for problems and blahblah. it´s usually fun to watch since there are usually a lot of weird fucks who are either bizarr sexual deviates or damn good actors.
anyway, the weirdest thing i´ve seen on his show was that guy who called and claimed that he was turned on by and had a sexual relationship with his chain saw.
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Actually, I do.
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"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Idiot.
BRR BRRR BRRR BRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
"AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Idiot.
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Words fail me....
I mean with that furniture porn site and WTF's about chainsaws!
I mean with that furniture porn site and WTF's about chainsaws!
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I'm sure that guy got his dick cut off or something, but the chainsaw was very brave if he did get it cut off, because now that guy can't sodomize other gas-powered tools.IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Actually, I do.
BRR BRRR BRRR BRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
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Depends on the size of the bedknob...Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote: Instead of having sex with someone in bed, they have sex with the bed!
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Who's seen that doorhumping video that's gone around in the net, with that woman mounting and humping a door?Depends on the size of the bedknob...
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Oh come on, surely you've heard that story from closer to home - your local girls' school, f'rinstance?Vympel wrote:Who's seen that doorhumping video that's gone around in the net, with that woman mounting and humping a door?Depends on the size of the bedknob...
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I can imagine it. Just use that LEGO movie studio thing, get two minifigs with an all yellow top and bottom, and then I'm sure we all know what to do after that.Simon H.Johansen wrote:WHAT THE Z'XULTH???
This reminds me of the Lego porn I once found...
Anyway, what about...
STICK FIGURE PORN!
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