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very nice. better if they were redheads ;)
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pellaeons_scion wrote:very nice. better if they were redheads ;)
True, but the redhead pics I came across today went straight into the communal hands of the brotherhood.... :D
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ArmorPierce wrote:I've always liked brunettes that colors their hair red for some strange reason.
Really?! That rocks. I use Clairol Nice 'n' Easy, #108, Natural Reddish Blonde. Fits me perfectly, if I do say so myself. :wink: :twisted: :D
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Keevan


Aww *sulks* ah well, such is life. OR did you post them in the nekkid piccies thread? on BOTM
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pellaeons_scion wrote:Keevan


Aww *sulks* ah well, such is life. OR did you post them in the nekkid piccies thread? on BOTM
Posted 'em about 5 minutes ago....
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Innuendo...

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OMG... You guys are going to find this so hilarious... whereas I am a very modest individual when it comes to sexuality, my boyfriend is not. And he makes it... interesting... because he's very open and very sexual during our conversations. And when he messes with my head in such a manner, that turns me on. :)
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In general...

Shorter than I am (I'm in the 5'9"-5'10" area, so that's not too hard)
Decent body (don't have to be a supermodel, but not Roseanne Barr)
Intelligent (at least average, preferably around 1 st.dev. above)
Good sense of humour (I'm somewhat of a practical joker/teaser, so it's a necessity for anything long-term)
Somewhat athletic (I do 2 martial arts and build houses as a hobby...outside work is fun for me)
Attractive face...though I can't exactly define what I mean by attractive
No facial piercings (ears ok) or body ones (I suppose belly button would be ok, but I just find piercings...unpretty)

The one I'm thiking about trying to become close with...

About 5'3"
Average build, neither thin nor heavy
Brown hair
Freckles
In my Tae Kwon Do class (I'm helping her learn techniques)

Of course, my school's 70% female, so there's somewhat of an open field (though half the girls I know seem to be in some sort of long-distance relationship).
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The Dark wrote:In general...

Shorter than I am (I'm in the 5'9"-5'10" area, so that's not too hard)
Decent body (don't have to be a supermodel, but not Roseanne Barr)
Intelligent (at least average, preferably around 1 st.dev. above)
Good sense of humour (I'm somewhat of a practical joker/teaser, so it's a necessity for anything long-term)
Somewhat athletic (I do 2 martial arts and build houses as a hobby...outside work is fun for me)
Attractive face...though I can't exactly define what I mean by attractive
No facial piercings (ears ok) or body ones (I suppose belly button would be ok, but I just find piercings...unpretty)

The one I'm thiking about trying to become close with...

About 5'3"
Average build, neither thin nor heavy
Brown hair
Freckles
In my Tae Kwon Do class (I'm helping her learn techniques)

Of course, my school's 70% female, so there's somewhat of an open field (though half the girls I know seem to be in some sort of long-distance relationship).
Reminds me of a lass I know...she's about 5'1"/2", I'm not 100% sure....and an absolute demon with small swords and axes.....no freckles and black hair though.....
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Zaia wrote:Really?! That rocks. I use Clairol Nice 'n' Easy, #108, Natural Reddish Blonde. Fits me perfectly, if I do say so myself. :wink: :twisted: :D
Is that you in your avatar? Or have you decided not to release a picture of yourself?
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Oh wait, her hair isn't red. Sorry. :oops:
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
The Dark wrote:In general...

Shorter than I am (I'm in the 5'9"-5'10" area, so that's not too hard)
Decent body (don't have to be a supermodel, but not Roseanne Barr)
Intelligent (at least average, preferably around 1 st.dev. above)
Good sense of humour (I'm somewhat of a practical joker/teaser, so it's a necessity for anything long-term)
Somewhat athletic (I do 2 martial arts and build houses as a hobby...outside work is fun for me)
Attractive face...though I can't exactly define what I mean by attractive
No facial piercings (ears ok) or body ones (I suppose belly button would be ok, but I just find piercings...unpretty)
<snip>
Reminds me of a lass I know...she's about 5'1"/2", I'm not 100% sure....and an absolute demon with small swords and axes.....no freckles and black hair though.....
Hey, black hair and no freckles is ok, brown and freckled is just one of the cute girls I know...although I would worry about dating anyone with more weapons knowledge than I have :D.
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IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Is that you in your avatar? Or have you decided not to release a picture of yourself?
Oh wait, her hair isn't red. Sorry. :oops:
That's ok, Joe. That's actually Jessica Alba. I'm using her to see if Ando will actually read my posts now. :wink:

I don't mind posting a pic of myself when I get a decent one, although a whole bunch of you will be disappointed because I'm sure I don't look the way you think I do (especially if you think I look like Jess Alba, ahahah, I wish). Have patience, it will come...
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A button at the nape of my neck. :P
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jaeger115 wrote:Oops, I meant what turns you on for the opposite sex?

Mine:
Burnettes
Does Greg (CmdrWilkens) know about your infatuation with him? :twisted:
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The Dark wrote:Hey, black hair and no freckles is ok, brown and freckled is just one of the cute girls I know...although I would worry about dating anyone with more weapons knowledge than I have :D.
*laughs*
She was dubbed "Queen of the Shinbreakers" when it came to sparring with shinai's...usually when we sparred though it came out about even....often a double kill in the same split second.....we were always laughing about that.

I might as well add that....chicks who are skilled with weapons are a major turn on....its very enjoyable to sparr with someone hot that can keep up with you....
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Rob Wilson wrote:
jaeger115 wrote:Oops, I meant what turns you on for the opposite sex?
Mine:
Burnettes
Does Greg (CmdrWilkens) know about your infatuation with him? :twisted:
LOL! Doh. I totally have a thing for Burnettes too... Such a sexy last name, mmmmm.... :P

Um, Rob, a button at the nape of your neck? That's what turns you on? :D How random. And easy of you. :wink:
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Zaia wrote:That's ok, Joe. That's actually Jessica Alba. I'm using her to see if Ando will actually read my posts now. :wink:

I don't mind posting a pic of myself when I get a decent one, although a whole bunch of you will be disappointed because I'm sure I don't look the way you think I do (especially if you think I look like Jess Alba, ahahah, I wish). Have patience, it will come...
Eh, at least you're honest. :D
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Women. :D

Preferably intelligent, all the right bits in all the right places, Able to stand up for herself, not a brain-dead clothes horse, oh and a little fringe of hair down to her eye's (or bangs, both are cute as fuck). Hair colour not an issue (unless it's some weird colour, just there for shock value :roll: ). Hopefully a gregarious person, but just putting up with my friends will do. :)
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
The Dark wrote:Hey, black hair and no freckles is ok, brown and freckled is just one of the cute girls I know...although I would worry about dating anyone with more weapons knowledge than I have :D.
*laughs*
She was dubbed "Queen of the Shinbreakers" when it came to sparring with shinai's...usually when we sparred though it came out about even....often a double kill in the same split second.....we were always laughing about that.

I might as well add that....chicks who are skilled with weapons are a major turn on....its very enjoyable to sparr with someone hot that can keep up with you....
women that can beat me in a fight, or just able to last a sparring session, are a turn on. Simply because it takes skill on her part, plus there's lots of close contact and you're both hot and sweaty. :twisted:
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Zaia wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:
jaeger115 wrote:Oops, I meant what turns you on for the opposite sex?
Mine:
Burnettes
Does Greg (CmdrWilkens) know about your infatuation with him? :twisted:
LOL! Doh. I totally have a thing for Burnettes too... Such a sexy last name, mmmmm.... :P

Um, Rob, a button at the nape of your neck? That's what turns you on? :D How random. And easy of you. :wink:
Damn him and his good loks and "Marine" pulling power over the women. I shall defeat him! :P

And you expected more than a cheap laugh and an easy shot from me? Well that proves we've never slept together. :D
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Rob Wilson wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote:
The Dark wrote:Hey, black hair and no freckles is ok, brown and freckled is just one of the cute girls I know...although I would worry about dating anyone with more weapons knowledge than I have :D.
*laughs*
She was dubbed "Queen of the Shinbreakers" when it came to sparring with shinai's...usually when we sparred though it came out about even....often a double kill in the same split second.....we were always laughing about that.
I might as well add that....chicks who are skilled with weapons are a major turn on....its very enjoyable to sparr with someone hot that can keep up with you....women that can beat me in a fight, or just able to last a sparring session, are a turn on. Simply because it takes skill on her part, plus there's lots of close contact and you're both hot and sweaty. :twisted:
Yeah, except that the one I'm working with now is so short her high kicks are about at groin level...I'm real careful with the pads. 'Course, I nearly nailed her on the top of the head with an axe kick (hopped backwards at the last second to pull the kick), so I'm not sure who's got it worse.

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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Temjin wrote:Turn-ons:

Tall girls. (Might have something to do with my 6 foot 5 inch height.)

Pigtails. (Yes, I know, strange. But.....)

Glasses. (Strange yet again.)
Glasses can be sexy in a strange librarian sort of way :D
I've always liked glasses, too, as long as they fit her personality and appearance. Kate wears glasses, and I actually like the look.

For hair, I like buns but I'm not altogether picky.

The real thing I need, though, is someone I can talk to and not be ashamed to associate with them. There are so many girls that I used to go out with, and now that I look back at it I think "What the FUCK was I on?" I realized that, while attractive, many of those girls were complete idiots who had no real clue what was going on in life. I want them to be interested in me in a flirtatious sort of way, at first, and I want them to be funny.
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The Dark wrote:Yeah, except that the one I'm working with now is so short her high kicks are about at groin level...I'm real careful with the pads. 'Course, I nearly nailed her on the top of the head with an axe kick (hopped backwards at the last second to pull the kick), so I'm not sure who's got it worse.
The lass in question also went for groin shot lunges with a shinai....fortunately, I'm fast on my feet but over the years she's nailed me a few good ones.....when using swords being small isnt as much of a disadvantage...smaller target....

Usually though I try and use my long reach against my opponents....it worked fairly well with her most of the time....

As for what you said Rob....see The Mask of Zorro....its only a quick step from disarming techniques to disrobing techniques :twisted: :lol:
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Rob Wilson wrote:Damn him and his good loks and "Marine" pulling power over the women. I shall defeat him! :P
Oh, he's a Marine, AND a Burnette too?! Be still, my beating heart! :wink: :P
And you expected more than a cheap laugh and an easy shot from me? Well that proves we've never slept together. :D
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