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New McCain ad: he's 'The Original Maverick'

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The McCain campaign released this ad today. Calling Washington "broken" the ad says "we're worse off than we were four years ago." It advertises McCain's history of taking on corporations and corruption and says he's "the original maverick."
I honestly laughed out loud at this because it's fucking begging for a counter ad that points out just how many times Grandpa Simpson sided with GWB to the detriment of the American people.
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So maverickism is younger than Jogn McCain?
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The McCain campaign released this ad today. Calling Washington "broken" the ad says "we're worse off than we were four years ago." It advertises McCain's history of taking on corporations and corruption and says he's "the original maverick."
I honestly laughed out loud at this because it's fucking begging for a counter ad that points out just how many times Grandpa Simpson sided with GWB to the detriment of the American people.
It would be funnier to actually use a clip from this ad, followed by a clip of McCain talking about how we need to stand by our president.
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Or John McCain, even.
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Darth Wong wrote:
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The McCain campaign released this ad today. Calling Washington "broken" the ad says "we're worse off than we were four years ago." It advertises McCain's history of taking on corporations and corruption and says he's "the original maverick."
I honestly laughed out loud at this because it's fucking begging for a counter ad that points out just how many times Grandpa Simpson sided with GWB to the detriment of the American people.
It would be funnier to actually use a clip from this ad, followed by a clip of McCain talking about how we need to stand by our president.
And then close it with a shot of James Garner from his 'Maverick' TV show and a voice over saying 'No, John. This is the original maverick'. :lol:
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So he's too close for missiles and switching to guns?
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Obama: You think you're dangerous?

McCain: I know I'm dangerous! *bites*

He's feeling the need... the need for speed! He can't shake him... Obama's all over his ass! Squeeze off some exhaust! If he pulls the breaks, Obama will fly right past him! Your ass is mine! Maverick! GOOSE!


Would it be a sad thing if anyone bought this 'Maverick Renegade' image that's being projected on yet another flabby rich old white man? News says that McCain is catching up, so I guess that yes, yes it is (a sad thing).

I wonder just how classy and awesome Obama'll counter all this shtick though. He's got a knack for that :)
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One counter-ad I could think of would be running a list of each time The Gimp has kissed the maladministration's ass or flipflopped over a still picture of a rusted-out '73 Ford Maverick on blocks (or in the middle of a clump of weeds somewhere) —ending with the caption "That's not the kind of maverick we can believe in".
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Glocksman wrote:Link
The McCain campaign released this ad today. Calling Washington "broken" the ad says "we're worse off than we were four years ago." It advertises McCain's history of taking on corporations and corruption and says he's "the original maverick."
I honestly laughed out loud at this because it's fucking begging for a counter ad that points out just how many times Grandpa Simpson sided with GWB to the detriment of the American people.
Obama needs to run an ad of the part from 'Top Gun' when Maverick gets Goose killed after spinning his plane out of control with the end caption "Don't let this happen to America".
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Flagg wrote:
Glocksman wrote:Link
The McCain campaign released this ad today. Calling Washington "broken" the ad says "we're worse off than we were four years ago." It advertises McCain's history of taking on corporations and corruption and says he's "the original maverick."
I honestly laughed out loud at this because it's fucking begging for a counter ad that points out just how many times Grandpa Simpson sided with GWB to the detriment of the American people.
Obama needs to run an ad of the part from 'Top Gun' when Maverick gets Goose killed after spinning his plane out of control with the end caption "Don't let this happen to America".
With a Obama ad as a "Maverick Hunter"...
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While this wouldn't help for the PRESIDENTIAL race, we've got two slogans here that could do some damage together for later republican races.

McCain saying he's the Original Maverick.
and
McCain saying 'Country First.'

Link those two together and you have 'McCain says that the Republican Party doesn't put 'Country First.'
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Ghetto Edit: Later nonpresidential elections. durrr.
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Here is Obama's response ad.

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Now that was pretty damn quick.
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I'm sure that's actually a reference to Maverick in Top Gun--and do we really want someone in charge who is so cavalier about everything?
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The Duchess of Zeon wrote:I'm sure that's actually a reference to Maverick in Top Gun--and do we really want someone in charge who is so cavalier about everything?
To be fair, with continuing the Bush policies, it's every likely that he'll "Be writing checks his ass can't cash".
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:I wonder just how classy and awesome Obama'll counter all this shtick though. He's got a knack for that :)
Question answered! :)

Seriously, Obama should BLAST him on this one. Gloves off, to hell with that "Respect War Hero" shit. McCain doesn't show Obama any hint of respect, so why should Obama reciprocate?
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