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Oni Koneko Damien
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SDNet: Where a full page or more is spent discussing the hypothetical ramifications of a satire-motivational poster illustrating the figurative removal of an unproductive group of cultures.
Gaian Paradigm: Because not all fantasy has to be childish crap.
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My art: Because not all DA users are talentless emo twits.
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Einhander wrote:This thing?
Yeah, except it was David Attenborough narrating.
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I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."

"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy

"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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Pulp Hero
Not everyone knows what a British Challenger Tank is...
Still I find it amusing because of the pun.
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Why would the Easter Bunny kill some dude's father? :?
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The Spartan wrote:Why would the Easter Bunny kill some dude's father? :?
Hell! The fucker stabbed mine. I wouldn't put anything past that lunatic.
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Zed Snardbody wrote:
The Spartan wrote:Why would the Easter Bunny kill some dude's father? :?
Hell! The fucker stabbed mine. I wouldn't put anything past that lunatic.
Your Easter Bunny experience is apparently vastly different from mine. Maybe it's because I live in Texas and he knows we'd shoot him and grill him if he tried anything?
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fusion wrote:Pulp Hero
Not everyone knows what a British Challenger Tank is...
Still I find it amusing because of the pun.
Keep it around for mecha debates.
I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."

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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

starslayer wrote:
Einhander wrote:This thing?
Yeah, except it was David Attenborough narrating.
I want you to find that version for me, all I can find is the Japanese one.
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Post by MichaelFerrariF1 »

The Spartan wrote:Why would the Easter Bunny kill some dude's father? :?
The Easter Bunny Hates You, that's why.
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Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
starslayer wrote:
Einhander wrote:This thing?
Yeah, except it was David Attenborough narrating.
I want you to find that version for me, all I can find is the Japanese one.
Tada. It's not David Attenborough, though, it's Christopher Plummer. taH pagh taHbe'! ;)
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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That might be the single most awesome picture since Hulkrape V.1
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I demand a TF\GL crossover fanfic! Stat!
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You mean the original movie wasn't one? 'Now...light our darkest hour' as Hot Rod holds up a mysterious glowing thing that suddenly powers him up into awesome. It's...not that much of a stretch. :lol:
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I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."

"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy

"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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"The rifle itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with rifles."
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Post by Fingolfin_Noldor »

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Oh my... I haven't seen that cartoon in ages. Does anyone know what it is?
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Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:
Oh my... I haven't seen that cartoon in ages. Does anyone know what it is?
This:
http://www.dinoriders.com/
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Harness the power, Dino-Riders!

Ah, memories. I still have the first 2 VHS tapes of the series.
どうして?お前が夜に自身お触れるから。
Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
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Chardok wrote:That might be the single most awesome picture since Hulkrape V.1
You didn't like V.2?
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Lonestar wrote: Image
Thank you. :lol:

I laughed so hard I almost fell out of my chair. :D
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Lonestar wrote:<snip Allah-saurus>
You fool! You'll get us bombed by Muslim Extremists!
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Stuart: The only problem is, I'm losing track of which universe I'm in.
You kinda look like Jesus. With a lightsaber.- Peregrin Toker
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I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."

"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy

"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
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