I'm Getting Married

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-27 08:05pm

Congratulations. Did you know her well and for a long time before you started going out?

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-27 10:22pm

Malecoda wrote:August 30.

YAY! About time you and Amy made the next step.
Go for it, you lucky fucker.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-27 10:43pm

Congrats, Malecoda. You sure you'll know her when you see her, though? After all, you don't know the present

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j/k, best of luck to you in your married life, and you better post pics or at least tell us about the wedding, you lucky dog

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-27 10:47pm

Congratulations! OK, here's the advice list:

You are always wrong. Even if you're right, you're wrong. Accept this and move on.
Contrary to popular belief, the sex circus does not pack up after marriage. However, there does come a time when you have to learn that simply demanding it at regular intervals is counter-productive.
Take all of the plans you've made for how you will live after children and how you will raise them, and please throw them in the garbage. Then, light them on fire. Because no battle plan survives first contact with the enemy.
If you ever find some flaw in her behaviour as a wife, stop before you say something and ask yourself first whether you are the ideal husband. If the answer is no, then shut the fuck up.

That is all.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 10:57pm

That sounds like some pretty good advice, even if I'm only 17 and not married.

Listen to Wong. He's been around this territory longer than you. Congratulations.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-27 11:27pm

That's fabulous news, Malecoda! I wish you and your fiancee the best.

So, this is because I'm a romantic sop at heart, but was there an actual proposal that you made? It sort of sounds like it just happened, but on the chance that you really did say something amazingly sweet to her, please feel free to tell us all about it. I, for one, love to hear goopy romantic stuff like this.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-27 11:46pm

(Plays The Godather Love theme.)
Ah, well there I go again with the mafia.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-01-27 11:49pm

My congratulations to you and the lucky lady.

XPViking · Post by **XPViking** » 2003-01-27 11:54pm

Congratulations!!

XPViking

MKSheppard · Post by **MKSheppard** » 2003-01-28 12:56am

I'm torn. On one hand, I want to make a smart ass remark on this,
on account of how Matt's treated me over the years, but that would
just be petty.....

I'll just say this:

"Good luck, man, hope it works out"

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-28 12:56am

Dalton wrote:
Enlightenment wrote:My codolences.
Wow. You're a drag.

Bad marriages are the embodyment of hell on earth.

I don't believe good marriages are possible.

If you'd like to argue this further, please use the (//) button first...

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-28 01:01am

So you've secured a mate to ensure the continuation of your genetic lines. Excellent news.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 01:14am

Enlightenment wrote:Bad marriages are the embodyment of hell on earth.

I don't believe good marriages are possible.

After 10 years Rebecca and I are closer than ever. Don't generalize.

LT.Hit-Man · Post by **LT.Hit-Man** » 2003-01-28 01:27am

Malecoda wrote:August 30.

Congrads I wish you and your mate a long, happy and loving life now and forever.

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-28 01:39am

Darth Wong wrote:After 10 years Rebecca and I are closer than ever. Don't generalize.

No insult intended to you or your wife but the funny thing about beliefs is that they don't always have to be fully compliant with reality.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 01:43am

Enlightenment wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:After 10 years Rebecca and I are closer than ever. Don't generalize.
No insult intended to you or your wife but the funny thing about beliefs is that they don't always have to be fully compliant with reality.

True, but this is not a belief. It's an observation. After 10 years, we've never had a major fight. We've never had a disagreement that we couldn't work out by talking about it. We still have sex regularly. She doesn't insult me, I don't insult her. What part of this situation strikes you as bad, since you believe there's no such thing as a good marriage? Are you suggesting that something is bound to go bad sooner or later? If so, that would be a belief.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-28 01:49am

Enlightenment wrote: I don't believe good marriages are possible.

[T]he funny thing about beliefs is that they don't always have to be fully compliant with reality.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-28 12:53pm

Aww gee, you guys. Sniff! Even Shep said something nice.

Thanks for the tips, Mike. Oops, I mean, now you sound like her!

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-01-28 01:01pm

Sonnenburg wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:Congratulations. And Chuck, stop scaring the poor guy.
I won't. That's what his in-laws are for.

Poor guy....

Congrats all the same!

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-28 01:38pm

Darth Wong wrote:Are you suggesting that something is bound to go bad sooner or later? If so, that would be a belief.

At this point I'm going to chicken out and STFU before I say something that gets someone (not necessarily you) severely pissed off for no constructive purpose.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2003-01-28 06:28pm

Malecoda wrote:Boss... I gots ta talk to you...

You don't have to start calling her Boss until you get married.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-28 06:36pm

Heh. I was having a Green Mile Moment.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-28 07:46pm

just remember

ex-wife + lawyer = hell

Solid Snake · Post by **Solid Snake** » 2003-01-28 08:06pm

I'm getting married too... years from now.

I love you, Andee

ben · Post by **ben** » 2003-01-28 10:30pm

Congrats *breaks out the wine bottle and glasses*

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