People Fear Cher

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-11 09:06am

Its true just check the three month long Poll Mr Wong has been running

Sothis · Post by **Sothis** » 2002-08-11 09:43am

Are you saying we shouldn't fear Cher???!?!?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2002-08-11 10:00am

No no, just stating a Cannon Fact

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-08-11 10:58am

Well, I just figured that all of the other monsters lived in remote locations on backwater planets (or were used as execution monsters.)

Cher, on the other hand has no fixed habitat. It can be found anywhere and can jump out at you without warning, thorough loudspeakers, television.... anywhere. You can't stop it!!!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-08-11 11:21am

Me and my friends went into her house to install a water heater. When we saw the shrine to Sonny we weren't surprised but we we found the corpse with a picture of sonny's face on it that she had feeded off of, we tried to get out of there, but she dropped from the ceiling. Oh god it was horrible, there was blood everywhere, in a blink of an eye all but me and my friend tom still had our skin on, we started running for the door but she was too fast. I did the only thing I could, I tripped tom and got the fuck out of there. I haven't gone to the police or anything cause she may then find out where I live and finish me off. Bitch.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2002-08-11 01:00pm

Of course! Have you ever heard Cher? She sounds like a man!