Jacky Chan to appear in Epsioded III

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Jacky Chan to appear in Epsioded III

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How would you react to that Headline? :P

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To be expected, GL did make Greedo shoot first (not to mention the shit with selibate Jedi's, with Midi-chlorians flowing through their veins, wearing desert hermit robes all the time everywhere) so I wouldn't really put anything past him. He'd certainly do it if he thought that it would help at the box-office.

Besides Jackie couldn't possible be half as bad as Jar-Jar, noy even if he intentionaly tried.
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I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:

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Mr Bean wrote:I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:
and Chou Yun-Fat as Anikan? :twisted:
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I wonder if Chan would play some kind of Jedi or Sith.
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I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
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IG-88E wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:
and Chou Yun-Fat as Anikan? :twisted:
Chow Yun-Fat isn't that great of a martial artist though. The only time he's made a decent showing of it was in CTHD.
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neoolong wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:
and Chou Yun-Fat as Anikan? :twisted:
Chow Yun-Fat isn't that great of a martial artist though. The only time he's made a decent showing of it was in CTHD.
Which is why Kenobi won. :twisted: :P
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Mr Bean wrote:How would you react to that Headline? :P
It was hypothetical? Good.
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It's not nearly as bad as having N'Sync in the films, or Jar Jar, but I really don't think he'd be right in the SW films.
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Simon H.Johansen wrote:I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
It would be interesting to see someone who can actually fight other than a Force-user. Surely martial arts must exist in the SW galaxy other than lightsaber usage.
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The Dark wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
It would be interesting to see someone who can actually fight other than a Force-user. Surely martial arts must exist in the SW galaxy other than lightsaber usage.
Probably, but for a good martial arts fight, some time will need to be spent to actually explain the characters and then show the fight. Really no point to it as far as Episode 3 and the stuff it'll have to cover goes.
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wtf...

I can imagine them making up some new lightsaber weaponry just for Chan. With him in it, Ep3 would be more of a comedy.

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Lightsaber nunchaku :D. Like the chicken nunchaku from Dungeon Keeper 2.
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The Dark wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
It would be interesting to see someone who can actually fight other than a Force-user. Surely martial arts must exist in the SW galaxy other than lightsaber usage.
Remember that old game SW: Masters of Teras Kasi? Teras Kasi was a martial art, right? :)
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generator_g1 wrote:
The Dark wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
It would be interesting to see someone who can actually fight other than a Force-user. Surely martial arts must exist in the SW galaxy other than lightsaber usage.
Remember that old game SW: Masters of Teras Kasi? Teras Kasi was a martial art, right? :)
Really? I thought it was a dog.
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IG-88E wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:
and Chou Yun-Fat as Anikan? :twisted:
yes, and it will be Called Episode III: Crouching Sith Lord, Hidden Jedi
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The Dark wrote:
Simon H.Johansen wrote:I wouldn't have anything against it, with the exception that the movie might focus a bit too much on Chan's character. However, I'd like to see a Star Wars movie show a martial artist who's NOT a Sith Lord or Jedi Knight.
It would be interesting to see someone who can actually fight other than a Force-user. Surely martial arts must exist in the SW galaxy other than lightsaber usage.
There is. Its called Teras Kasi or something like that. Teras Kasi artists can effortlessly kick a stormtroopers ass when he has a blaster.

EDIT: Oops.. I should read the whole thread before i talk.
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Remember that wee thing about game mechanics. This seems to be one of those times.
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Chan would make a good stormtrooper. I would love to see a stormie throw down his blaster rifle and open up a can of ninja whup ass on an unsuspecting rebel soldier.
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Col. Crackpot wrote:
IG-88E wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:I wonder how that would affect the Climatic Obi-won VS Anakin fight sceen if Chan played Obi :P :twisted:
and Chou Yun-Fat as Anikan? :twisted:
yes, and it will be Called Episode III: Crouching Sith Lord, Hidden Jedi
Maybe "Rumble in the Force"? Argh, that hurts physically.
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Exonerate wrote:...
wtf...

I can imagine them making up some new lightsaber weaponry just for Chan. With him in it, Ep3 would be more of a comedy.
Not if they get Jet Li for the role. They could give him a pair of force-pikes and have him effortlessly shish-kebabing armed Jedi Knights. :lol:
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I like Jackie Chan! I loved Rumble in the Bronx!
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I wanted Nysnc in AOTC because they were originally going to be shown and killed in under 10 seconds.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:I wanted Nysnc in AOTC

WHAT?!?!?!
because they were originally going to be shown and killed in under 10 seconds.
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