Brilliant rebuttal to my creationism website

[JBG]

"I've heard of numerous arguments for the existence of God or the viability of creationism: Pascal's Wager, the Ontological Argument, and of course, Proof Through Faith, but the "Shit About Bitch" argument would seem to fall into an entirely new class."

The "Who Gives a Fuck" counter-argument may not satisfy them. Leave their excreta on the pavement where it will be of interest only to dogs and street cleaners. There is little to argue with should one wish to employ one's intellect.

[Solauren]

Such a brilliant rebuttal, and it proves, conclusively, one of the points of the creationism website.

Too bad the irony will be lost on the emailer.

[Themightytom]

"Shit About Bitch" is similiar to "You don't know shit about fuck." Which is a phrase I hear my teenagers use all the time at the youth center (usually right before I make them cclean the bathroom for ironic behavioral intervention purposes). obviously angel misquoted it, or it varies from inner city to inner city.

The problem is "You don't know shit about fuck" actually HAS meaning, because it refers to a basic primal action that EVERYONE should be able to figure out how to do.

Angel replaced "Fuck" with Bitch" which more often than nott refers to whining or complaining (female dogs in heat whine all the time)

The way it is used here seems to refer more to "You don't know anything about how to whine."

Taken in that context Angel is right, Mike Wong doesn't know how to whine, he knows how to rationally debate.

Also Mike Wong doesn't do push ups he pushes the earth DOWN.

[BountyHunterSAx]

Out of curiosity, are you going to respond?

If not, please reconsider. I'm really curious to know what she'd say if you ask her to elucidate shit about bitch.

-AHMAD

[Kuroneko]

If not, please reconsider. I'm really curious to know what she'd say if you ask her to elucidate shit about bitch.

I'm not sure if it's worthwhile to bother. Since this is most likely just a case of failing to punctuate a direct address, the response would probably be less amusing than the original.

[Themightytom]

If not, please reconsider. I'm really curious to know what she'd say if you ask her to elucidate shit about bitch.

I'm not sure if it's worthwhile to bother. Since this is most likely just a case of failing to punctuate a direct address, the response would probably be less amusing than the original.

ninety percent sure its a boy by the way and man would he be pissed if he was sent this link and found out he's being called a girl A LOT. oh well we don't know for sure.
Well we DO know s/he misphrased the term. That'd be like me saying "You sick son of a fuck!"
actually that kind of sounds good but what do i know, certainly not shit about bitch... but i DO know what my new tag line will be.

[Tolya]

I think by saying "Shit about Bitch" he is referring that you don't know anything about Virgin Mary. Are there any rapper ghetto's down south?

[Max]

Obciously this fine and upstanding citizen woke up on the wrong side of the bed. I don't think he meant to take his anger out on you. He just couldn't take it out on Tina the new intern. Work politics can be such a bitch.

Obciously.

[BountyHunterSAx]

Sure can - and you can just *bet* that it's a bitch that s/he doesn't know shit about.

-AHMAD

[Revy]

This is just golden. Cheered me up no end. People like that are always good for a laugh or six.

[Shrykull]

DId you check to see where his IP address resolves to?

And, it's not like this is the worst you've ever gotten, you've said that people have actually said they would kill you themselves, not wish someone else would.