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You know, those two guards at the bottom of the stairs look pretty out of it, this would be a good time to take more prisoners...

...Screw it. I'm tired of interrogating prisoners and they're a pain in the ass to haul around with us. Besides, we're supposed to be Ecclesiarchy witchfinders, taking more prisoners than absolutely necessary might blow our cover.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking by it.
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Zablorg wrote:SHAZAM!!!

STABBITY STAB STAB!

If I wasn't allowed to draw it as my free action, then maybe I could draw it an attack or... or...

Arr. I don't know what I'm doing...
Drawing a weapon is a half action, a melee attack is then another half action, so you should be fine.
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And Scar is about as far from a Hiver as you can get.
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Block wrote:And Scar is about as far from a Hiver as you can get.
Crom, on the other hand is, and given how he is the one being referred to... :P
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Zablorg wrote:
Block wrote:And Scar is about as far from a Hiver as you can get.
Crom, on the other hand is, and given how he is the one being referred to... :P
Ah, I missed you charging into melee.
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I apologize, but I will not be able to reply for awhile. Personal matter. If it's not too much bother if someone could just NPC me, I'm not quite sure when I'll be able to get back.
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...

...

I am going to go over there, and I am going to RIG YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DICE. :evil:

And don't think I won't, either. Becuase I WILL.
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But then you'd keep rolling 1s for damage, and not getting past the enemy's toughness. :wink:
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ooohhh more people to shoot at!

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Chainsword, not knife :P
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This shot is taken under normal combat conditions, quick and hasty, not steadied at all. So I want no bonuses for this shot!
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Okay, so the one shot I make when it's not important blows off the guy's finger.

Are we sure my guns are not demons?

...

That would make a FUCKYEAH plot point, right there.
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Zablorg wrote:Okay, so the one shot I make when it's not important blows off the guy's finger.

Are we sure my guns are not demons?

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That would make a FUCKYEAH plot point, right there.
It's when I PM you saying Crom's failed his willpower test to avoid being controlled by his gun, that you should worry. :wink:
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If I'm wrong in assuming the one Scar cut into last time is still on his feet, let me know and I'll rewrite it to have him charging the one Mithras doesn't fire at.
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Yeah, he's standing. Very confused, but standing.
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Crom, why don't you be nice to the tech priest and ask him to bless your pistol?

I mean It should give you some bonus....
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Of course, it would help if the techpriest and Crom were on the same floor...

And, behold. Plot.
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Umm I'd just like to point out my previous attack, not the clubbing one, but the one where I cut into his ribs, was also made with the chainsword, not a knife. If that changes anything.
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Huh. Well, off the die roll at the time, he's very nearly dead then. Edited the original damage description to reflect this.

You still fluffed horribly this time, as is right and proper.
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and I'm tempted to start licking the floor since it's a shame to let good booze go to waste, but that might be a bit too Khornite since there's blood on the floor...
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what do i do???
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Umm... you closed the door on a potential heretic and gave him a few more minutes? Really?
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Get the Veggie asking for the emporer's mercy to give you some good reason for us to be nice and give it to him, rather then shipping him off to be a penetent engine or a servator. I'm sure that the images of fire, slow burning and the suggestion that even after they have scooped out his brain and hardwired all those bionics his soul would still be aware and suffering until he's properly earned his redemption.


after all I don't think you need a ballistics check to send him to the Traitor's Gate.

Oh beyond that, we've got a definat aristo asshole stewing in the next room, we just want to ask him and her seperatly who they and the other are. this is known as we know that our bad boy son of a planetary big wig is tied to these heretics, and if we can get the kid well then we have a real meal in front of us.
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My point was, the guy downstairs is screaming about something coming from the warp, we know we're here to capture and probably cleanse Kinge, there's psyker activity and gunfire in the basement, and you're going to let the one who's probably Kinge have a couple minutes? We're pretending to be Witch hunters, and we're actually inquisitorial adepts... it would be less in character NOT to set his ass on fire and search the naked chick for evidence of uh Heresy.
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