A very easy way for the Empire to wipe out thier enemies....

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whoa hey wait a second, Normans are Vikings that settled in Normandy. You'd be pillaging your own kin!

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Heres a novel idea: Empire + AI drones + 200GT TLs = Instant Victory.

The Empire could simply deploy about 1000 200GTTL-equipped AI drones throughout the Milky Way to wipe out all space ports and space station facilities (drydocks, etc). This would prevent any crews on-world from moving to their ships, prevent new ships from being built, prevent supply transfer, etc. Take out a few subspace comms relays as well. The empire would expend almost no effort and would effectively destroy all possible military opposition. Then, being the beautiful bastards they are, they can come in as the saviors, aiming to rebuild and improve the civilisations destroyed by the evil Rebellion's TLDrones. :)

This gains not just a galaxy, but a galaxy of SUPPORTERS.
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Ben Ingram wrote:The Empire could simply send a huge fleet to Earth, Q'u'o'nos, Bajor, and Romulus, berform a BDZ, and escape just as the Feds arrive thanx to the speed differences between warp and hyperdrive......
Lord knows, if *I* had a gazillion ships that could actually DO that, I would NEVER think of it...
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Kojikun's idea is actually pretty good, just make sure the drones are shooting red turbolaser bolts.
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Darth Pounder wrote:
Eleas wrote:Well, I was going to say that "celts" sounded more like "pelts" and skin the lot of you, but who can say nay to an abundance of mead? You're in!
Good answer. But we the Gaelic secton of Celts bring something far greater than mead, We bring Guinness :D
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kojikun wrote:whoa hey wait a second, Normans are Vikings that settled in Normandy. You'd be pillaging your own kin!

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Ben Ingram wrote:The Empire could simply send a huge fleet to Earth, Q'u'o'nos, Bajor, and Romulus, berform a BDZ, and escape just as the Feds arrive thanx to the speed differences between warp and hyperdrive......


1. Bajor? Since when is it worth the fuel it takes to destroy?
2. Stupid stratagy. While in the short term it elimates the oposition, in the long term it can cost you dearly.
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Ben Ingram wrote:The Empire could simply send a huge fleet to Earth, Q'u'o'nos, Bajor, and Romulus, berform a BDZ, and escape just as the Feds arrive thanx to the speed differences between warp and hyperdrive......
What an original plan. :roll:
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kojikun wrote:whoa hey wait a second, Normans are Vikings that settled in Normandy. You'd be pillaging your own kin!

:p

Heres a novel idea: Empire + AI drones + 200GT TLs = Instant Victory.

The Empire could simply deploy about 1000 200GTTL-equipped AI drones throughout the Milky Way to wipe out all space ports and space station facilities (drydocks, etc). This would prevent any crews on-world from moving to their ships, prevent new ships from being built, prevent supply transfer, etc. Take out a few subspace comms relays as well. The empire would expend almost no effort and would effectively destroy all possible military opposition. Then, being the beautiful bastards they are, they can come in as the saviors, aiming to rebuild and improve the civilisations destroyed by the evil Rebellion's TLDrones. :)

This gains not just a galaxy, but a galaxy of SUPPORTERS.
kojikun

This is a good idea.
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Eleas wrote:
Keevan_Colton wrote: And the Celts?

On behalf of the celtic delegation allow me to offer up large quantities of mead and the services of an extra sword wielding loon.....together we can rule the galaxy! *evil laugh*
Well, I was going to say that "celts" sounded more like "pelts" and skin the lot of you, but who can say nay to an abundance of mead? You're in!
Alright *heads off to secure Moniak Castle Winery as a base....glances back*

And wasnt skinning more of a scythian passtime....wonder if Kurgan knows?

Oh and to remain with a shread of on topic in the post the Galaxy of Supporters idea is a good one....
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kojikun

This is a good idea.
Duh. I AM fucking brilliant afterall. :P
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