Valentines Day is a Discriminatory Holiday.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-28 06:17pm

For a group that can't stop talking about the joys of masturbation there sure are a lot of complaints about being unattached.

Look, when the 14th rolls around, make it a special day. Pamper that special limb or object that's brings you so much joy throughout the year, to show it how much you appreciate it. Maybe put on that special music that gets you in the mood later. And the most it'll cost you is fresh batteries.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:17pm

I for one am rather tired of a significant number of threads being hijacked when someone brings up an item that is of a sexual nature.

Arrogant hand-slapping cunt.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-28 06:18pm

Larz wrote:Whats all this talk of being alone, why you have your families, and your friends, and the rest of society, and... ok, who am I kidding, this much sarcasim is just rediculous...

If your that lonely on valentines, a dark street corner and a couple of hundreds can solve that... or for those who'd rather follow the law, the pet rock is a coming back fad...

What's better is to take an exam glove and lay it on a hand towel. Roll up the towel with the glove inside, and the wrist of the glove hanging a little out of the center of the roll. Take the wrist and fold it backwards over the folded towel. Tape your favorite sex picture to the towel, put a little lotion inside, and voila! No longer alone.

Don't forget the "VCR head cleaning fluid"!

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:19pm

I rest my case...

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-28 06:23pm

Whine, bitch, and moan to your heart's desire.

You're the only one who has added the sarcastic little inflammatory shit at the end of your little post.

If the majority wishes to talk and hijack threads, who cares? I don't see everyone up in arms about it like you.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:27pm

I request that you cease belittling me in your posts.

How dare you imply that you are better than me in value as a person.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 06:27pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And now that I mentioned orgies, we will witness the thread being hijacked by the more immature members, as it seems they're not capable of thinking outside of their pants.

Spanky seems to believe "mature" means "uptight and repressed"

As for Valentine's Day, it's something you make a big deal out of when you're dating. When you're married, you quickly learn that there's no reason to run out and fight huge crowds at all the good restaurants when you can simply wait till tomorrow and celebrate your love in peace.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:32pm

Darth Wong wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And now that I mentioned orgies, we will witness the thread being hijacked by the more immature members, as it seems they're not capable of thinking outside of their pants.
Spanky seems to believe "mature" means "uptight and repressed"

Not "uptight and repressed" per se...

I just don't think about sex as much as most people, it seems. That's all. I'm not a prude or a puritant when it comes to sex (although my view of it is somewhat more intimate and delicate than most, it seems): it's just that I don't think about sex very much, nor is it something I want to talk about all the time or in almost every thread.

I just didn't want anybody to hijack this thread and go off on something completely different to it's original topic before it's value was complete.

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-28 06:38pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I request that you cease belittling me in your posts.

Looking at your posts in general the time I've been here, I find this rather hypocritical.

Quit being a bitch.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:How dare you imply that you are better than me in value as a person.

Well let us see...

Illuminatus Primus wrote:You're the only one who has added the sarcastic little inflammatory shit at the end of your little post.

If the majority wishes to talk and hijack threads, who cares? I don't see everyone up in arms about it like you.

Just the truth.

Hmm...let's look to see if Spanky makes backhanded little snide holier-then-thou statements.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:...hijacked by the more immature members, as it seems they're not capable of thinking outside of their pants.

Oh dear! Shock! Aghast! Suprise! Could it be Spanky is considering the greater part of the bored less than his completely mature self?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I rest my case...

Could it be Spanky thinks he's better then others here too?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:just that I don't think about sex very much, nor is it something I want to talk about all the time or in almost every thread.

The thread hardly belongs to you and nothing was said until you interjected in your snide shit. I called you up on it.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I just didn't want anybody to hijack this thread and go off on something completely different to it's original topic before it's value was complete.

You're the one who hijacked the thread bringing up your totally irrelevent and unfounded personal moaning that the rest of us were supposed to mind and change for. The end.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 06:43pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:And now that I mentioned orgies, we will witness the thread being hijacked by the more immature members, as it seems they're not capable of thinking outside of their pants.
Spanky seems to believe "mature" means "uptight and repressed"
Not "uptight and repressed" per se...

Not all of us would agree with your self-assessment. The subject of romance leads naturally to the subject of sex. Get over it.

I just don't think about sex as much as most people, it seems. That's all. I'm not a prude or a puritant when it comes to sex (although my view of it is somewhat more intimate and delicate than most, it seems): it's just that I don't think about sex very much, nor is it something I want to talk about all the time or in almost every thread.

By all means, please compile an estimate of the percentage of the thousands of threads on this board which did not start as a sex-related subject but subsequently got "hijacked", as you say, into sex topics.

I just didn't want anybody to hijack this thread and go off on something completely different to it's original topic before it's value was complete.

It has no value. It is about a person who's whining that he doesn't want to see other people being happy. A divergence into sex would be a welcome improvement.

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-28 06:43pm

My position on Valentines day is going to depend on my experience on valentines day.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:43pm

I'm not debating you (especially if you're going in vs. mode). So fuck off.

I'll stay out of these threads if it gets IP off my ass, then.

But I don't feel that threads like these have to turn into discussions of sex. But that's my personal opinion, so it doesn't have any value, it seems. Whatever makes everyone happy, I guess.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 06:44pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not debating you (especially if you're going in vs. mode). So fuck off.

You should have thought of that before spouting your holier-than-thou statements earlier.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-28 06:45pm

I just had this image of Mike in The Mask going "Somebody stop me!"

SSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

Illuminatus Primus · Post by **Illuminatus Primus** » 2003-01-28 06:46pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I'm not debating you (especially if you're going in vs. mode). So fuck off.

In other words you know you were a bitch and this is your attempt to save face for being a prick.

Think no one can see through that?

I just had this image of Mike in The Mask going "Somebody stop me!"

SSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN!

Whoa. Sit down, man.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:48pm

I was staing that I simply don't want to debate you. Don't read into my statements.

I will not be responding to this part of the thread any longer, unless I feel that I have to.

Good day, sir.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-28 06:49pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I rest my case...

Your honor, before Defense presents it's case we ask for a motion to dismiss on the grounds the Prosecution has failed to present enough evidence to support it's case.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-28 06:50pm

Here we go again...

Spanky, I hate to say it, but you touched this one off.

Settle down...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 06:53pm

Spanky, you appear to be the only person here who thinks you have been wronged. Whether you admit it or not, you have issues with sex. Please try to deal with them in your own way, rather than berating us for not sharing them.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 06:53pm

I retract my comment on the first page.

I do see my error, so I wish this to cease. I apologise for my actions.

The worst of this I feel will be the continued snide comments by certain individuals that seem to despise my opinions on sex, who I will not name.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-28 06:54pm

In the constellation of Cygnus
There lurks a mysterious, invisible force:
The black hole of Cygnus X-1.
Six stars of the Northern Cross
In mourning for their sister's loss
in a final flash of glory
Nevermore to grace the night...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-28 06:55pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I retract my comment on the first page.

The worst of this I feel will be the continued snide comments by certain individuals that seem to despise my opinions on sex, who I will not name.

Does it occur to you that you should not have such strongly held opinions on something in which you have no experience?

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 07:07pm

Mike, I really don't know why I have such rather strong opinions concerning sex, especially considering that I've never had sex.

It's a somewhat more delicate position, and like I said above, I hardly ever think about sex, as my brain is more occupied with other thoughts. It's all somewhat complicated, and I'm not certain of everything, but it would be too difficult for me to fully describe it.

The fact that I'm more of a romantic and not self-centered* concerning sex might also factor into it, as would my status as a virgin.

I apologise for expressing my opinions in such an agressive manner. It was unwarrented.

*not self-centered as in like arrogance, but in role of performance and such.

Arthur_Tuxedo · Post by **Arthur_Tuxedo** » 2003-01-29 01:43am

I hate to break it to you, Spanky, but I can tell you're going to be really disappointed when you lose your virginity.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-29 01:52am

Well, that's not really what my opinions are centred around. I really don't have any expectations, so I really can't be disappointed that much.

Again, it's all fairly complicated.