Red Alert III live action trailer

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Red Alert III live action trailer

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Wow, that was a lot of popular actors participating in this.
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I approve of the way Lieutenant Eva looks this time around! :P

As if she were ever sub-par!
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Comrade Currey, President Simmons, Emperor Takei! :lol:

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Wait, George Takei is the Emperor of Japan?


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Was that Peter Stormare as the soviet scientist as well?
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I must admit, that was actually impressive but then so was C&C3 with its selection of actors. It didnt stop the game aspect from being really crappy so I will remain skeptical about getting it on just this trailer. It does look impressively shiny though so I imagine I will get it eventually just to see all the movie sequences.
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I laughed out loud every time they showed an army bimbo. Did they got the uniforms from a bad porn movie? :lol:
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PURE AWESOME!!!!!! 8) :D
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General Pryce! :D

Yeah, I'm sold. I'm just a sucker for RA's goofy cheeseball alt-history :lol:.
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wautd wrote:I laughed out loud every time they showed an army bimbo. Did they got the uniforms from a bad porn movie? :lol:
No, just the actresses.

If the acting is an indication of how good the game is going to be, then it will be on my purchase list.
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If I wasn't already on board with the Frank Klepacki/Hell March 3 announcement, I would be now. :D
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I definitely approve of seeing J.K. Simmons as U.S. President.

Somewhat on-topic question: who's the Australian-looking/sounding actress who says "Glad to have you on board, sir"?
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Tim Curry? Awesome.
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Well, it looks interesting. But as someone who never played any of the other Command & Conquer games, it looks like there is a bunch of back story that would make it make sense. Time traveling Russians and a new Japanese Empire? How can that (American?) General not have noticed a fleet buildup of that size?
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Haruko wrote:Somewhat on-topic question: who's the Australian-looking/sounding actress who says "Glad to have you on board, sir"?
According to wikipedia, it's Gemma Atkinson.
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by the gods, Jonathan Pryce, George Takei and Tim Curry? In A Red Alert game? The CheeseoAwesome Monitoring Device just kerploded! :lol:
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Darmalus wrote:Well, it looks interesting. But as someone who never played any of the other Command & Conquer games, it looks like there is a bunch of back story that would make it make sense. Time traveling Russians and a new Japanese Empire? How can that (American?) General not have noticed a fleet buildup of that size?
The same way Soviets launched a massive land invasion of the United States via Mexico in Red Alert 2. :P
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Darmalus wrote:Well, it looks interesting. But as someone who never played any of the other Command & Conquer games, it looks like there is a bunch of back story that would make it make sense. Time traveling Russians and a new Japanese Empire? How can that (American?) General not have noticed a fleet buildup of that size?
Apparently, the Allies and the Soviets were so busy fighting each other that they overlooked it.

Yeah, I know that sounds farfetched, but this is a setting that also has teleporting time commandos, mind-controlled giant squid, APCs that fire soldiers out of cannons, and weather control machines.
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The only problem I have with JK Simmons is that I start to think of either Dr. Skoda or Assistant Chief Pope, which despite the campy tone of RA3, is still rather distracting. Otherwise it's all good.
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My my. This shall be interesting.

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BTW: Anyone else make it into the Beta?
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I am in zee beta - username is AaronAsh.

I have really been enjoying it thus far - the new economy system means most games last 20-30 minutes (instead of the ridiculous speed of 5-10 for C&C3) and the much more fully featured navies and air forces means lame spamming of any one unit type to win is much more difficult and risky.

This trailer brought a big smile to my face - I must have re-watched 4-5 times now.
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You lucky bastards. :P
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This looks like they've fucked around with the time line again.

The Russians weren't the one's who screwed with the time line in the first Red Alert.
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