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Comona Island Mission Control: All right, james..that concludes the orbital insertion checklist...now we shall get started with the orbital experiment package...there is a DVD of "Catwoman" under your seat...refer to checklist A, experiment I...
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We will drive Crimson cosmonauts in Mir insane with shit movies like Babylon 5: Legend of the Ranger. :twisted:


Goddamn, I love writing the Prime Minister. Such a weirdo, such a weirdo...
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:We will drive Crimson cosmonauts in Mir insane with shit movies like Babylon 5: Legend of the Ranger. :twisted:


Goddamn, I love writing the Prime Minister. Such a weirdo, such a weirdo...
He sure looks good in a nice suit, though :D
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:We will drive Crimson cosmonauts in Mir insane with shit movies like Babylon 5: Legend of the Ranger. :twisted:

Goddamn, I love writing the Prime Minister. Such a weirdo, such a weirdo...
He sure looks good in a nice suit, though :D

Setzer: Feh, hors d'ouerves that aren't mushrooms should be easy to find during a PeZookian banquet, in a country known for its meats, pastries and cheese :P
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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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PeZook wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:We will drive Crimson cosmonauts in Mir insane with shit movies like Babylon 5: Legend of the Ranger. :twisted:


Goddamn, I love writing the Prime Minister. Such a weirdo, such a weirdo...
He sure looks good in a nice suit, though :D
He better be, since those are several years old pics of me! :P
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PeZook wrote:
Shroom Man 777 wrote:We will drive Crimson cosmonauts in Mir insane with shit movies like Babylon 5: Legend of the Ranger. :twisted:

Goddamn, I love writing the Prime Minister. Such a weirdo, such a weirdo...
He sure looks good in a nice suit, though :D

Setzer: Feh, hors d'ouerves that aren't mushrooms should be easy to find during a PeZookian banquet, in a country known for its meats, pastries and cheese :P
Sorry. I thought Shroomania would be doing the catering at a FUN conference.
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Lady Melfirth Anethga and Shroom should really get along famously (and flirtatiously)!

Prime Ministerial aide Alison will be jealous!

Along with King Paul!

Oh, the scandal!

Shroomy should definitely be the hatechild of Kennedy, Bush Jr., and Obama. Hah! :lol:
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Lady Melfirth Anethga and Shroom should really get along famously (and flirtatiously)!
Are we talking Ciaphas Cain and Amberly Vail flirting, or "LOL! Cybering!" kinda flirting?

Sure, I could have come in person, but this way I get off my ass and make some more PCs. I should use RPs as a way to improve my writing.

EDIT: I just realized... I'm eligible for Kingdom status now, aren't I? I'm gonna keep the same military numbers, but now I can really get jumpstarted upgrading things. To say nothing of the space program.
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Definitely Ciaphas Cain and Amberley Vail - which is what I had in mind, too.

Commissar Ciaphas Cain's also an alliteration, for the win!
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Unfortunately, I don't have commisars. Or Inquisitors for that matter. Ah well, the dynamic can still work.
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Shroom will be her commissar! He shall discipline her regiment!

Also: Shroom is being suave, he's NOT DROOLING OR TWITCHING! :evil: :P :lol:

He will now make innuendos, though.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shroom will be her commissar! He shall discipline her regiment!

Also: Shroom is being suave, he's NOT DROOLING OR TWITCHING! :evil: :P :lol:

He will now make innuendos, though.
The Emperor's Exarch will have a say on that. He will have you declared traitor of the Imperium, and executed. :P
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I tried to portray it as a momentary lapse. The portion of his mental monologue that was going "Whores. Whores. Whores. Whores." It's like Homer Simpson and (insert food type here), only with whores.
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Behold! The Map in all it's glory, (nearly) all labelled and with a crapload of superflous details!

Still no Norseman, though. He's coming, don't worry :D

Copy of the map will be sent to Marina in GIMP's *.xcf format, so that she may modify it without crudely stitching parts together with Paint ;)
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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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Why are there PEOPLE in that map? PEOPLE with... COMPUTERS... and TIME?!


Where's Sirnoth there, though? And... uhh... I think Langley is kind of HUEG.

Serenity and Zoria stick out like sore thumbs in the Pacific, too.


[I think the map is AWESOME, by the way.]
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Where's Sirnoth there, though?
Right off the cost of the OD's NPC State.
This is an empty country and I am it's king, and I should not be allowed to touch anything.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Why are there PEOPLE in that map? PEOPLE with... COMPUTERS... and TIME?!


Where's Sirnoth there, though? And... uhh... I think Langley is kind of HUEG.

Serenity and Zoria stick out like sore thumbs in the Pacific, too.


[I think the map is AWESOME, by the way.]
Because it's an awesome map run by computeramatical stuff!

Well, okay, it's kinda supposed to look like that, at least ;)

And I forgot to label Setzer! Damn!
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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That... dark green place? :?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:That... dark green place? :?
Yea, it looks just like his map, only smaller.
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:That... dark green place? :?
That's exactly it.
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- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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PeZook awesome map...but you forgot the Uber Checneya Names or are we just going to call them "The Border Regions"? :D
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DarthShady wrote:PeZook awesome map...but you forgot the Uber Checneya Names or are we just going to call them "The Border Regions"? :D
No I didn't. They are coming - the "guys with computers" bit is just filler, there will be a full-scale blowup of the Border Regions.

And...man....

500 thousand man army? On a GDP of 350 billion? Why do you need so much light infantry? :P
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Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

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Anti-insurgency operations? COIN and MOUT?

PeZookia should be nervous, though.
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PeZook wrote:
DarthShady wrote:PeZook awesome map...but you forgot the Uber Checneya Names or are we just going to call them "The Border Regions"? :D
No I didn't. They are coming - the "guys with computers" bit is just filler, there will be a full-scale blowup of the Border Regions.

And...man....

500 thousand man army? On a GDP of 350 billion? Why do you need so much light infantry? :P
Uber Checneyas Mang, somebody has to guard the border trenches. :D :wink:

As for the Map, great. :P
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:Anti-insurgency operations? COIN and MOUT?
Will he be able to give all of them body armor? :P

At 50 thousand bucks apiece, equipping an extra 480 thousand troops will cost him 24 billion. They're quite literally gonna be helmet+rifle kind of infantry for a long time :D
Shroom Man 777 wrote:PeZookia should be nervous, though.
Oh yes. There's probably much shouting and running happening in the Defence Ministry as we speak.
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JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up

It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small.
- NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11

Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.

MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
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