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WARNING: DO NOT CLICK THE LINK AT THE END!

RANDALL: Hey, can you watch the video store for me?

DANTE: What? Why? I'm working here!

RANDALL: I want to go rent a video.

DANTE: A video?!

RANDALL: A video.

DANTE: But you work in a video store!

RANDALL: Therein lies the problem, my friend.

DANTE: Which is?

RANDALL: I work in a SHITTY video store.

DANTE: How do you figure?

RANDALL: Have you ever rented a video from RSA Videos?

DANTE: No, I go to Big Choice.

RANDALL: Exactly.

DANTE: Excuse me?

RANDALL: The guy that owns the video store re-edits the movies to fit his own world view.

DANTE: You're kidding!

RANDALL: Gospel truth.

DANTE: How does he justify such a thing?

RANDALL: He says the video distributors are Rabid Warsies and its up to him to edit the videos back to their PROPER and CORRECT form.

DANTE: "Rabid Warsies" ?

RANDALL: Rabid Warsies.

DANTE: What the fuck is a Rabid Warsie?

RANDALL: Ever heard of Trekkies?

DANTE: Sure.

RANDALL: Warsies are Star Wars fans.

DANTE: You're kidding.

RANDALL: Swear to god.

DANTE: I thought you were a atheist?

RANDALL: You're hijacking the thread.

DANTE: Sorry.

RANDALL: There you go again, buckling like a belt

DANTE: Would you just tell me where this term "Warsie" comes from?

RANDALL: Trekkies gave the name to Star Wars fans because they didn't want to feel like the only worthless losers on the planet.

DANTE: Really?

RANDALL: That and the fact that Star Wars fans aren't stupid enough to give themselves a name like "Warsies", unlike Trekkies.

DANTE: Yub yub.

RANDALL: Said a mouthful.

DANTE: So about this guy that re-edits all the videos he rents out; what exactly does he do?

RANDALL: Remember the ending of Return of the Jedi?

DANTE: Sure.

RANDALL: At RSA video, an exocomp with a phaser destroys the Death Star.

DANTE: That's disgusting.

RANDALL: Think that's disgusting, check this out: http://www.goatse.cx

DANTE: GAA!
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Post by Ghost Rider »

LOL...that's pretty cool.
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Post by Crown »

:lol: :D :) :lol: But you forgot my favourite line...

I am not even meant to be here today!

Very funny man, very funny.
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:lol: Excellent, you bastard :twisted:

But remove that dreaded link before anyone less informed clicks on it and get scarred for life.
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

while were on the clerks topic, who on the board has sucked 37 dicks? :twisted:
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DON'T POST THAT FUCKING LINK!
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AH! THE GOOGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:




(whew...... I'm glad I only looked at the link once....ugh. Sick.)
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Post by Keevan_Colton »

Col. Crackpot wrote:while were on the clerks topic, who on the board has sucked 37 dicks? :twisted:
I think one of my gf's had broken the 75 mark......fairly impressive I think given that she was younger than me.....

Anyway......thats damn funny shit.....
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Post by Enforcer Talen »

heh, I keep offering that link to freshmen at school. makes for amusing days. after bonsaikittens.com, they'll try anything.
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DON'T POST THAT FUCKING LINK!
Why? You don't like seeing Darkstar's stretched-out asshole?
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Post by Boba Fett »

Congratulation Lord Poe!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's damn good!!!
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funny! :D As for the link... :shock:
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The link.... :shock: :shock: :shock:

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I'd mention the goggles, but it's been done already.
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Fuck my retina is scared for life. Bastard.
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Post by PeZook »

Actually, this picture is interesting, from a medical standpoint...

How the hell did this this fucked-up bastard tear his anus so wide? :shock:
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Funny Poe. Was the link at the end really necessary?
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PeZook wrote:Actually, this picture is interesting, from a medical standpoint...

How the hell did this this fucked-up bastard tear his anus so wide? :shock:
It's the only known pic of Scooter. What you see is a result of having his head lodged up there so long.
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Dude, that kicked ass.
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I wonder how many poor souls clicked on that link out of overwhelming curiosity, and are now forever damned....
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:I wonder how many poor souls clicked on that link out of overwhelming curiosity, and are now forever damned....
Umm...me?

Though I've been fucked up already. The pic was nasty, but nothing that could scar my mind worse than it already was before.

And I just realized something. It isn't the anus the guy's tearing...

Ok, the pic just DID get ugly. Excuse me while I go vomit.
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That was absolutely brilliant.
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Kamakazie Sith wrote:I wonder how many poor souls clicked on that link out of overwhelming curiosity, and are now forever damned....
Both to many, and to few.
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The advantage of comming from ASVS is that I was already well aware of that link and its awful scaring power though given how full of shit DS is I'm suprised Wayne didn't link to:
http://vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/

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CmdrWilkens wrote:The advantage of comming from ASVS is that I was already well aware of that link and its awful scaring power though given how full of shit DS is I'm suprised Wayne didn't link to:
http://vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/

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Ahh but you see you and I are already damned, because we have seen it at ASVS.

Sadly whenever that link is posted its victims grow no matter how stern the warning.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:The advantage of comming from ASVS is that I was already well aware of that link and its awful scaring power though given how full of shit DS is I'm suprised Wayne didn't link to:
http://vatican.rotten.com/fecaljapan/

!WARNING! DO NOT CLICK UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE DISGUSTED TO THE POINT OF VOMITTING
You are aware ofthe fact that putting that link forward isn't helping any, right?
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