Ezri Dax vs. Padme Amidala
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Even though I voted for Padme, I'd take both. First I'd watch for a while, them when I can't watch anymore I'd take 'em both!!
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Now is this goofy DS9 counselor Ezri? Or alternate universe bad ass lesbian Ezri? Shit...
Wel the Dax symbiont ruins the contest but if it wasn't a factor i'd take Amidala and after she retires from the senate (or I tell her to with a wooden spoon) we move into that big house onNaboo and I do my impression of a rabbit.
Wel the Dax symbiont ruins the contest but if it wasn't a factor i'd take Amidala and after she retires from the senate (or I tell her to with a wooden spoon) we move into that big house onNaboo and I do my impression of a rabbit.
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Ezri's pretty cute with short hair and those Trill markings...
But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!"
But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!"
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Padme. Finally, an ordinary citizen would get to butt-fuck a senator instead of the other way around!
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Both have extraordinarily bad taste in men. As previously mentioned, Padme fell for pickup lines that would make a $2 whore think twice. Ezri let Brassiere ... er Bashierre plug her.
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Real men never tire on the job. Thats why you got a mouth for when ur dick is raw. My personal record stands at 7 hours before she asked me to stop.Captain tycho wrote:Padme is hotter, but I'll take a threesome anytime.
And when I tire, they can just do it themselves.
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Damn it! Now my joke isn't funny!Rhoades wrote:For some of us, that's what Padme would say.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ezri's pretty cute with short hair and those Trill markings...
But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!"
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Same point as I reached though that was actually without switching to oral....she tried to stand up afterwards and passed out......Darth Pounder wrote:Real men never tire on the job. Thats why you got a mouth for when ur dick is raw. My personal record stands at 7 hours before she asked me to stop.Captain tycho wrote:Padme is hotter, but I'll take a threesome anytime.
And when I tire, they can just do it themselves.
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I thought at first I might have killed her
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