Ezri Dax vs. Padme Amidala

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Who's hotter?

Padmé Amidala
33
41%
Ezri Dax
5
6%
Who cares? I'll take both...
5
6%
... at the same time
38
47%
 
Total votes: 81

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Post by THEHOOLIGANJEDI »

Even though I voted for Padme, I'd take both. First I'd watch for a while, them when I can't watch anymore I'd take 'em both!! :D
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Now is this goofy DS9 counselor Ezri? Or alternate universe bad ass lesbian Ezri? Shit...

Wel the Dax symbiont ruins the contest but if it wasn't a factor i'd take Amidala and after she retires from the senate (or I tell her to with a wooden spoon) we move into that big house onNaboo and I do my impression of a rabbit.
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Well, since the poll did force us to choose one, I don't see a reason too.
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Ezri's pretty cute with short hair and those Trill markings...

But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!" :mrgreen:
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I sense the BoTM snatching this thread soon...

YAY! Another playtoy!

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Exonerate wrote:I sense the BoTM snatching this thread soon...

YAY! Another playtoy!
If only they were.... :twisted:
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Padme. Finally, an ordinary citizen would get to butt-fuck a senator instead of the other way around!
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Darth Wong wrote:Padme. Finally, an ordinary citizen would get to butt-fuck a senator instead of the other way around!
It took you two pages to introduce something everyone knew you would eventually bring up?
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ezri's pretty cute with short hair and those Trill markings...

But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!" :mrgreen:
For some of us, that's what Padme would say. :twisted:
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Padme is hotter, but I'll take a threesome anytime. :twisted:
And when I tire, they can just do it themselves. :twisted: :twisted:
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Both have extraordinarily bad taste in men. As previously mentioned, Padme fell for pickup lines that would make a $2 whore think twice. Ezri let Brassiere ... er Bashierre plug her.
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Durandal wrote:Both have extraordinarily bad taste in men. As previously mentioned, Padme fell for pickup lines that would make a $2 whore think twice. Ezri let Brassiere ... er Bashierre plug her.
Doesn't that mean they'd have enouhg past experience to avoid you? :P
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My opinion is they'd probably go for each other rather than any of us :P
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Captain tycho wrote:Padme is hotter, but I'll take a threesome anytime. :twisted:
And when I tire, they can just do it themselves. :twisted: :twisted:
Real men never tire on the job. Thats why you got a mouth for when ur dick is raw. My personal record stands at 7 hours before she asked me to stop.
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Master of Ossus wrote:
ben wrote:oh dear, this is not going to be like the Trinity vs Mary Poppins thread again is it?
[whispers]SHHHH. Don't tempt them.[/whispers]
Too late for that :mrgreen:
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Rhoades wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Ezri's pretty cute with short hair and those Trill markings...

But then again, considering her nature, she might be a little hard to fully please in the sack. "Feh, I've had and done better!" :mrgreen:
For some of us, that's what Padme would say. :twisted:
Damn it! Now my joke isn't funny! :evil:



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Darth Pounder wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Padme is hotter, but I'll take a threesome anytime. :twisted:
And when I tire, they can just do it themselves. :twisted: :twisted:
Real men never tire on the job. Thats why you got a mouth for when ur dick is raw. My personal record stands at 7 hours before she asked me to stop.
Same point as I reached though that was actually without switching to oral....she tried to stand up afterwards and passed out......
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I thought at first I might have killed her :lol:
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