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Sure, I will just be playing along as usuall....

grr, I really need to get bloody lucre for computerits.

but health and car seem to be demanding it constantly...

battery died, new battery, positive and negative terminals, and belts plus labour please....

at least it wasn't the alternator....
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This psychic antagonist is rolling really crappily. Really crappily.
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Given that our backup is loitering around getting drunk upstairs, I'll take what luck I can get. :)
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I'm not getting drunk, I'm checking for important clues, like what guns did these heretics have, how many rounds of ammo, how many crowns, are there anymore of those tattoos?
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If, as I fully expect, I'm about to be blown into bloody cabbage, you are so fucking haunted, Eli.
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Now now. You've fate points that'll keep you alive should the worst happen. Just.
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I'm very confused.

Could someone please explain to me in small words just what the hell is going on?
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Firefight going on through a false wall downstairs. Ajax trying to cut a hole in the wall, the others just trying suppressive blind-fire through it. Mithras pegged a grenade through a hole in the wall. Now everyone downstairs is participating in an excercise in synchronized shitting worthy of defeating the Swiss Guard upon being notified that the Empire is attaching the Vatican. Why? Because the dude on the other side just return-to-sendered the grenade.
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Do you want me to jump on it? Because that would be really cool.
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Hah! Okay, a bit of research tracked down the name of our former 'Astropath,' and a glance at his sig reveals the source of the confusion. He's part of Danse Macabre, and goofed up by posting in the wrong 40k RP thread at first. :lol:
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Zablorg wrote:Do you want me to jump on it? Because that would be really cool.
You should totally do that. It'll be cool as... a very cool thing.
White Haven wrote:Hah! Okay, a bit of research tracked down the name of our former 'Astropath,' and a glance at his sig reveals the source of the confusion. He's part of Danse Macabre, and goofed up by posting in the wrong 40k RP thread at first. :lol:
That explains that...
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It's alright though, psykers hallucinating the presence of other psykers to deter warp entities with tails of rape aren't that terribly unusual.
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I just wanted to be popular...
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So I'm trying to grab the grenade and throw it back into the other room, Crom is trying to jump on the grenade, and Ajax is trying to carve his way INTO the other room.

No good can possibly come from this.

As a side note, I missed Mithras actually doing as he was told and throwing a grenade in after Scar told him to; is that a grenade that's being thrown back or one being thrown by someone in that room?
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Nonsense, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

This is what I love about running a...well, somewhat differently sane character in a high-lethality environment. No other character I've ever run would have concluded that Ajax's personal plan for grenade survival is a good idea.
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No, Mithras never threw the grenade into the room.
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Block wrote:No, Mithras never threw the grenade into the room.
Good, that means there is at least a chance the guy screwed up and set the timer fairly long, and I'll have time to grab the thing and lob it back to him before it goes off. Assuming Crom doesn't land on me and Ajax doesn't step on me.

Then again I suppose me ending up with an augmetic arm is better than Crom ending up with an augmetic upper torso.
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But I have a good three layers of character shielding!

I want to get me some cybernetic parts, anyway.
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So. This's a remarkably long fuse.
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Next time, next time, it's a frag grenade.

:lol:

Also, there's a reason for the long fuse.
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To give more targets time to assemble, hehe. Grade A bastardry, I approve.
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Wow. I should have seen that coming.

Did my collapse onto the grenade help at all? :?
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ooooh

KEYS!!!!


keys open things, things gaurded by keys may be nice/intriging....
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Zablorg wrote:Wow. I should have seen that coming.

Did my collapse onto the grenade help at all? :?
No. But you did manage to - much to my annoyance - avoid getting a double dose.
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if he had gotten a double dose would that have involved insanity points?
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