Hello all!

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2003-01-28 07:17pm

After much arm-twisting, gentle persuasion and even the odd threat, my good friend Mr Flibble has finally talked me into registering here. I hope the place is every bit as insane as he tells me it is

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Just continue talking amongst yourselves and I'll pick up on any interesting conversations as I go along.

See y'all in the funny pages,

DD

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-28 07:18pm

Shield yourself, the pokers are coming...

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-28 07:20pm

*Poke*

Where you in any of his posted pics?

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-28 07:20pm

What's up, DD? I'm Zaia, nice to meet you. I don't do the poking thing, but welcome just the same. You're from Aus, eh? I spent a few months down there and absolutely LOVED it! I'm dying to get back, I miss it terribly!

Anyway, hope you enjoy your stay and enjoy our SD.net depravity.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-28 07:22pm

*kick*

Welcome and enjoy your stay here.

Just don't piss us off.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-28 07:22pm

Ooh! A newbie!

*Sits back to watch the various pokings, bitings, and hadoken-ings that are sure to break loose.*

I do so love a good show

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Temjin · Post by **Temjin** » 2003-01-28 07:25pm

Dooku's Disciple wrote:See y'all in the funny pages,

I wouldn't be surprised.....

Welcome to SD.net. Enjoy your stay.

Larz · Post by **Larz** » 2003-01-28 07:29pm

:: walks by, beating him mercilessly with 9 iron in a poking sort of fashion :: Welcome! Don't piss to many people of, a lot of us are cynical, sex is on the tip of most peoples minds here, and just enjoy.

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-28 07:33pm

Dooku's Disciple · Post by **Dooku's Disciple** » 2003-01-28 07:42pm

Thanks everybody, even for the pokes and kicks. Guess I can't hope to get through the gates without some sort of initiation ritual.

No I'm not in any of Mr Flibble's pics. He knows better than to wave a camera in my face and expect me to co-operate.

Zaia, I'm glad you enjoyed your stay in the wretched Antipodes, but you wouldn't want to live here. No decent bands ever tour, and it takes forever for good movies (such as the one quoted in my sig) to get released on Region 4.

Larz, when it comes to being cynical, I've been there, done that, written the book and bought the T-shirt. I even taught Mr Flibble everything he knows about the subject. I'm so proud of the lad...

DD

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-28 07:49pm

Dooku's Disciple wrote:Zaia, I'm glad you enjoyed your stay in the wretched Antipodes, but you wouldn't want to live here. No decent bands ever tour, and it takes forever for good movies (such as the one quoted in my sig) to get released on Region 4.

I'm actually having the reverse problem, because I want a copy of "Looking for Alibrandi" and don't have a region 0 DVD player...Oi.

And in terms of location, you don't even know the half of it, because I stayed in Tassie for 6 months (yes, go ahead--mock if you like) and I miss it SO GODDAMN MUCH!! Everyone on the mainland says that it's a hole, but it's the most gorgeous place in the world. Le sigh.

Anyway, didn't mean to digress. Hope you stick around!

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-28 08:45pm

After the extremely high amounts of poking, you will learn the joys of the finer things in life, such as pornography, anal sex, splooge ballistics, and discussions of lesbian sex between two fictional characters.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 08:53pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:After the extremely high amounts of poking, you will learn the joys of the finer things in life, such as pornography, anal sex, splooge ballistics, and discussions of lesbian sex between two fictional characters.

I think my sig sums all that up nicely

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-28 09:04pm

Welcome and in the word of the great Ben Kenobi. "Watch yourself, this place can be a little rough."

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 09:05pm

Stormbringer wrote:Welcome and in the word of the great Ben Kenobi. "Watch yourself, this place can be a little rough."

Good 'ol Ben knew what he was talking about.....specially when it comes to the pokes...

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-28 09:07pm

Halloo, try not to get any on you, you don't know where some of these people have been.

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-28 10:14pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:After the extremely high amounts of poking, you will learn the joys of the finer things in life, such as pornography, anal sex, splooge ballistics, and discussions of lesbian sex between two fictional characters.

AND the First Law strikes again...well, this one lasted what, all of 11 posts before actually bringing up less-than-polite parts of sex (not counting Larz's post, he just mentioned it in passing). That may actually be a new record...

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-28 10:32pm

The Dark wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:After the extremely high amounts of poking, you will learn the joys of the finer things in life, such as pornography, anal sex, splooge ballistics, and discussions of lesbian sex between two fictional characters.
AND the First Law strikes again...well, this one lasted what, all of 11 posts before actually bringing up less-than-polite parts of sex (not counting Larz's post, he just mentioned it in passing). That may actually be a new record...

For what...longest time its taken to get round to that?

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-28 10:44pm

Keevan_Colton wrote:
The Dark wrote:
Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:After the extremely high amounts of poking, you will learn the joys of the finer things in life, such as pornography, anal sex, splooge ballistics, and discussions of lesbian sex between two fictional characters.
AND the First Law strikes again...well, this one lasted what, all of 11 posts before actually bringing up less-than-polite parts of sex (not counting Larz's post, he just mentioned it in passing). That may actually be a new record...
For what...longest time its taken to get round to that?

Exactly...most posts without mention of actual sexual activities. The famous Mary/Trinity thread only took half a dozen.

Shinova · Post by **Shinova** » 2003-01-28 11:04pm

You have not been truly poked, Dooku's Disciple, until you have met the pointy end of this thing's wrath:

As Iggy says:

RAMMING SPEED!!!!

Also,

POKE

Welcome to sd.net

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-28 11:06pm

Hello.

*releases army of flying monkeys*

MONKEYS, POKE ATTACK!

Darth Garden Gnome · Post by **Darth Garden Gnome** » 2003-01-28 11:09pm

Alex Moon wrote:Hello.

*releases army of flying monkeys*

MONKEYS, POKE ATTACK!

Eh em, flying LAW monkeys, thank you very much.

*Arms RPP-Rocket Propelled Poke, and sling over shoulder*

POKE!!!

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-29 12:38am

::jumps in::

*poke* your it!!!

::runs away::

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-01-29 12:39am

Ah, I see Shinova has arrived. *Packs up the lawn chair and portable BBQ.* Show's over folks, nothing to see here.

Majin Gojira · Post by **Majin Gojira** » 2003-01-29 12:42am

SUPER ATOMIC POKE OF DOOOOOOMMM!!

I SO need a pic for that phrase...

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