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What's the longest you've been without sex?

Sex? What's that?
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33%
<24 hours
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1 day - 1 week
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10%
1 week - 1 month
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3%
1 month - 4 months
1
3%
4 months - 8 months
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17%
8 months - 1 year
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7%
1 year - 2 years
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3%
2 years +
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23%
 
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In the tradition of sex-related topics...

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...I present the following poll: What's the longest you've gone without sex after losing your virginity (not including masturbation)?

I personally am over 4 years and counting, and want to see if I hold the board record.
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My dad has probably gone for about 14 years... Undersexed bastard. No wonder he's so cranky.

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Just a few months while I was indulging in my great "Is it possible to drink yourself to death in a single night/week/month" experiment....needless to say....it didnt work....but I did discover an amazing tallent for drinking like most of the fish in the pacific combined....
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Never in my 15 year life, and I'm happy about it.
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Exonerate wrote:My dad has probably gone for about 14 years... Undersexed bastard. No wonder he's so cranky.
My mind refuses to even allow the thought of "my parents" and "sex" to share the same sentance.

*edit* God Emperor, good for ya: I waited until I was 20.
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About 2 1/2 years...urgh

Then again drowning away playing games sorta does that to ya.
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20 and still a virgin
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I had a dry spell of 5 or 6 years in the 90's. It was a terrible thing to go through.
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After I lost my virginity I went for about half a year without having sex.
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Nineteen. Not once.
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Nineteen (twenty in a few months) and have gotten precisely zilch.
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14 (yes, I know, lets all point and laugh at the young guy), and it would just have been weird if I'd have gotten laid by now.... :?
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Struck a deal with my best friend. If we're both single next spring, we'll lose our virginity together. A sexual relationship without romantic attachment used to seem so unpalatable, now I'm 18 years old and a virgin...why not do it with someone I really care about and yet not risk the horrible silence if it sucks.

and if it doesn't suck, hey, free ass.
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beyond hope wrote:...I present the following poll: What's the longest you've gone without sex after losing your virginity (not including masturbation)?

I personally am over 4 years and counting, and want to see if I hold the board record.
:roll: Read people.

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Exonerate wrote:
beyond hope wrote:...I present the following poll: What's the longest you've gone without sex after losing your virginity (not including masturbation)?

I personally am over 4 years and counting, and want to see if I hold the board record.
:roll: Read people.
I know, I was just pointing out that not all of us have lost it yet, with all the connotations that implies :wink:.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:14 (yes, I know, lets all point and laugh at the young guy), and it would just have been weird if I'd have gotten laid by now.... :?
My friend mick lost his at 12....he was a bastard :lol:
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Let's just say, that on a certain day in Febuary, Dawn "Dear Johnned" me for "Christina", and now I am a bitter tired old man, whose had a relationship since then, but is now feeling really old, as I am on MAOI's.

Hmm, Ten Years between streaches?
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I lost my virginity in AUgust. SInce then... nothingl. Will be till this summer (Spring Break, if I'm lucky) til I do get some. :)
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Six weeks, after my son was born. That's a special case; normally I never go more than a 2 or 3 days max.
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God Emperor wrote:Never in my 15 year life, and I'm happy about it.
That will change....trust me. :D
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ReinnResauq wrote:Struck a deal with my best friend. If we're both single next spring, we'll lose our virginity together. A sexual relationship without romantic attachment used to seem so unpalatable, now I'm 18 years old and a virgin...why not do it with someone I really care about and yet not risk the horrible silence if it sucks.

and if it doesn't suck, hey, free ass.

Just be prepared to have a change in the status your friendship. Being able to seperate from freindship/romantic relationship can be tough.

BTW 6 Months was the longest for me while I was in the Saudi in '90 - '91
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Keevan_Colton wrote:
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:14 (yes, I know, lets all point and laugh at the young guy), and it would just have been weird if I'd have gotten laid by now.... :?
My friend mick lost his at 12....he was a bastard :lol:
Was he so excited that he nearly dropped his skateboard?

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4 months while my GF was going to university out of town. The thought of banging her sister was growing more and more appealing every day, another month or 2 and I might just have gotten needy enough to try something stupid with her.
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

A month when I was in a homeless shelter 2 years ago. I did not feel like catching anything from any homeless guy, so my anaconda stayed in its cage. That ended when I shacked up with a guy who sells hubcaps and keeps the world's messiest house. But that's another story...
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it´s been a long time... *shudder*
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