What turns you on?

[Peregrin Toker]

I'd like to meet a woman I can get into a decent verbal jousting match with, who is not a religious or political zealot, likes horror movies, can put up with my musical tastes, never once asks me if her bum looks big in this and looks a combination of Alyssa Milano and Amy Acker.

There, is that too much to ask?

DD

You're fine, apart from the "Does my bum look big in this" or variations thereof. There isn't a woman alive and dating that doesn't ask this?

Rebecca is extremely insecure about her looks, although I can't imagine why. I suspect that there are very few women who aren't.

My mother doesn't seem to be that.

[Rob Wilson]

Guys, I appreciate everything you've said, but have you considered the fact that this guy might be someone on this board you consider a friend? Just curious...

Then I'd demand to know. If any friend of mine acted out of line, I'd want to know so we can have a short, sharp discussion on the matter.

Besides, I can't tell you because the whole thing took place in a private AIM conversation and not on the board. It wouldn't be right for me to broadcast that information.

Fair enough, I respect you're integrity (though I doubt a wanker that acts in this manner deserves it).

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

One of the finest examples of teh sexah I've ever found all in one place: http://www.geocities.com/ssarc_tynopdym/goth.html

mmmmm.... warning, nekkidness!

I'd hit that. Goth girl with B cups. She has my vote.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

My boyfriend. He's the best!

K3\/\/|_13s!!! Please post at SDnet more....


<TED>Post a pic! Post a pic! Post a pic!</TED> Just kidding!


EDIT: I like your site. Really Art-Deco-ish.

Oh, and I just found your pic gallery on your site... YUMMY!

BOING!

[Lagmonster]

<TED>Post a pic! Post a pic! Post a pic!</TED> Just kidding!

You're absolutely insane, but funny, kid. It was funny on another note, I fit Aleriyum's portrait of interest in terms of generalities (height, weight, shape). Funny, that. At least, I used to when I was in my 20's. I have a pic from when I was younger, but no way to get it online.

As for my interests, a turn on is someone who can stand at least up to my chin (I'm very tall), preferably red hair - there's this woman on a home improvement show called 'Trading Spaces', she's a delicious redhead. That or that girl from That 70's Show. Now THAT be a head of hair on a well-bosomed package.

Oh, yes, and bosoms. Nice ones. Solid, not too big, and NOT too small. For reference, Natalie Portman is too small (she looks like a little kid to me). Jeri Ryan is not.

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

<TED>Post a pic! Post a pic! Post a pic!</TED> Just kidding!

You're absolutely insane, but funny, kid. It was funny on another note, I fit Aleriyum's portrait of interest in terms of generalities (height, weight, shape). Funny, that. At least, I used to when I was in my 20's. I have a pic from when I was younger, but no way to get it online.

Thank you! And yes I'm deliberately ripping on Teddy. That woulda been nice to see, but I like older men too.

As for my interests, a turn on is someone who can stand at least up to my chin (I'm very tall), preferably red hair - there's this woman on a home improvement show called 'Trading Spaces', she's a delicious redhead. That or that girl from That 70's Show. Now THAT be a head of hair on a well-bosomed package.

Donna from That '70s Show is what my sister could've looked like if she wasn't blonde

Oh, yes, and bosoms. Nice ones. Solid, not too big, and NOT too small. For reference, Natalie Portman is too small (she looks like a little kid to me). Jeri Ryan is not.

My turn-ons? See my next post in this thread...

[Einhander Sn0m4n]

My Turn-ons:

Men: I like any hair color, but Reds, Blonds, and Jet-Black, and Gray/Silver hair gets my attention as does very long hair. I like any complexion from pale Goth white to black ebony. I like almost any body shape from skinny through well-muscled to chubby. Cock size can be literally anything up to about ten inches in size (I'm sure that qualifies 99.9999% of guys right there LOL). I like smooth skin to somewhat hairy. I like any guy who's 18 and up and up and up as long as he looks nice (That means I'll date a 60-year-old if he's got a nice face and bod!) I love nipples, especially big, dark ones that get the guy really excited when I touch them. A long tongue is quite the turn-on as well. [EDIT] Forgot the little-bit-o-musk odor. I love a guy who has just a bit of smell under his Old Spice or Irish-Spring (it's a soap) smell. That heads straight to the brain, and then to my dick. *BOING!*

Women: I haven't really had any experiences with women, but I like really small breasts and a hard round ass (think Venus Williams bubble-butt or remember Sir Mix-A-Lot ). I like Asian and a few black girls (the thin ones with the small breasts, and they all have nice butts).

Either: Must have a decent sense of hygiene (If I tell you the story behind why I stress that so much, y'all would toss your cookies. I don't want this turning into a gross-out fest. That's what THIS THREAD is for ). [EDIT 2] I also like intelligence (as in, we can bonk like rabbits all day, then later me and he/she can talk about how to get a computer with a smashed TCP/IP stack back on the Internet again or exactly how the Death Star will beat the mother-frelling bantha-poodoo out of the Trek galaxy, or who knows what "Frell" means. Get my drift? ) [EDIT 3 <Yeah yeah, I'm getting annoying, I know>] I also looooove geeks! (I love myself too, hint hint )

[Lagmonster]

Donna from That '70s Show is what my sister could've looked like if she wasn't blonde

"Helloooooooo Nurse!"

(I just love anything inspired by Groucho.)

[Dahak]

I'd like to meet a woman I can get into a decent verbal jousting match with, who is not a religious or political zealot, likes horror movies, can put up with my musical tastes, never once asks me if her bum looks big in this and looks a combination of Alyssa Milano and Amy Acker.

There, is that too much to ask?

DD

You're fine, apart from the "Does my bum look big in this" or variations thereof. There isn't a woman alive and dating that doesn't ask this?

Rebecca is extremely insecure about her looks, although I can't imagine why. I suspect that there are very few women who aren't.

Well, a part of that might be that the media have perfectly implanted a blue-print of what good looking men and women should look like into most of us...

[salm]

One of the finest examples of teh sexah I've ever found all in one place: http://www.geocities.com/ssarc_tynopdym/goth.html

mmmmm.... warning, nekkidness!

I'd hit that. Goth girl with B cups. She has my vote.

wow, there´s some fucked up stuff on that server. check out the x-wing pictures...