Most annoying song of modern times rant

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-01-29 10:25am

Ok. I go to the gym everyday. The same radio station is on at the gym all the time, so I've gotten pretty used to the stuff they play. It's the same crap every day, day in, day out, but that's radio for you.

But.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with that goddamn annoying fucking SILVERCHAIR song called "After all these Years".

SERIOUSLY, can someone fucking explain to me, how the fuck this droning, incoherent, nonsensical gibberish (look up the lyrics- WHAT THE FUCK), with the most fucked singing voice I've ever heard, is played EVERY DAY AGAIN AND AGAIN.

IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

Thank you.

Of course, this may be an entirely meaningless rant because these tossers may not be as popular elsewhere as they supposedly are here, but there you go, I just needed to vent at this fucking annoying offense against good taste.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-29 10:35am

Maybe it's because they're airheads? LOL Yes that Silverchair pic is completely gratuitous. [That's because I like boys so much. BOY I could use a cutey boy sticking his tongue into my tonsils right now too!]

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-01-29 10:41am

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Maybe it's because they're airheads? LOL Yes that Silverchair pic is completely gratuitous. [That's because I like boys so much. BOY I could use a cutey boy sticking his tongue into my tonsils right now too!]

<picturesnip>

how about this one?

Dahak · Post by **Dahak** » 2003-01-29 12:14pm

Hmmm, the boys look very hot...

But I'm afraid I haven't heard of them and their music.

But I'm dead sure whatever they're doing, it can't seriously be as annoying and terrible as "Last Christmas" by Wham!
*shudder*
*vomit*
*considers shooting out my brain*

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 12:23pm

Vympel wrote:Ok. I go to the gym everyday. The same radio station is on at the gym all the time, so I've gotten pretty used to the stuff they play. It's the same crap every day, day in, day out, but that's radio for you.

But.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with that goddamn annoying fucking SILVERCHAIR song called "After all these Years".

SERIOUSLY, can someone fucking explain to me, how the fuck this droning, incoherent, nonsensical gibberish (look up the lyrics- WHAT THE FUCK), with the most fucked singing voice I've ever heard, is played EVERY DAY AGAIN AND AGAIN.

IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

Thank you.

Of course, this may be an entirely meaningless rant because these tossers may not be as popular elsewhere as they supposedly are here, but there you go, I just needed to vent at this fucking annoying offense against good taste.

Maybe because they want you go insane.

I ask the same question about ALL of today's modern music, because it's just SO BAD. Thank God for classical music or otherwise I'd go insane from it all.

Coaan · Post by **Coaan** » 2003-01-29 12:25pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:
Vympel wrote:Ok. I go to the gym everyday. The same radio station is on at the gym all the time, so I've gotten pretty used to the stuff they play. It's the same crap every day, day in, day out, but that's radio for you.

But.

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP with that goddamn annoying fucking SILVERCHAIR song called "After all these Years".

SERIOUSLY, can someone fucking explain to me, how the fuck this droning, incoherent, nonsensical gibberish (look up the lyrics- WHAT THE FUCK), with the most fucked singing voice I've ever heard, is played EVERY DAY AGAIN AND AGAIN.

IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE

Thank you.

Of course, this may be an entirely meaningless rant because these tossers may not be as popular elsewhere as they supposedly are here, but there you go, I just needed to vent at this fucking annoying offense against good taste.
Maybe because they want you go insane. I ask the same question about ALL of today's modern music, because it's just SO BAD. Thank God for classical music or otherwise I'd go insane from it all.

You cannot call that ear splitting tripe 'artists' are producing these days...it's not even fit to be deemed music...more like 'Loud, screeching noise'

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 12:27pm

See the thing that pisses me off the most is that some of the singers actually could sing opera, but they choose to misuse their voice for that God-awful devil music!

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-29 03:26pm

Define "God awful devil music".

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 03:28pm

Almost everything produced today. It all sucks.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-29 03:31pm

Name a few bands, i'm currious, coz i kinda thrive on modern rock and metal.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-29 03:39pm

salm wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Maybe it's because they're airheads? LOL Yes that Silverchair pic is completely gratuitous. [That's because I like boys so much. BOY I could use a cutey boy sticking his tongue into my tonsils right now too!]

<picturesnip>
how about this one?

Terrifying Fat Guy Pic Whose Only Redeeming Grace Is He's Long-Haired

Ummmmmm no...

<WARNING: MAIN YOGURT WEAPONS SYSTEM HAS BEEN DEACTIVATED>
<ACTIVATING EMERGENCY HYPERDRIVE SYSTEM>

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 03:52pm

Darth Pounder wrote:Name a few bands, i'm currious, coz i kinda thrive on modern rock and metal.

Do you understand that I truly hate all of today's modern music or am I not relaying the message clearly enough? I am completely ignorant of band names as I have no interest in them.

Andrew J. · Post by **Andrew J.** » 2003-01-29 04:24pm

This thread title is misleading, as you didn't mention "My Way" once.

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-29 04:27pm

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:Do you understand that I truly hate all of today's modern music or am I not relaying the message clearly enough? I am completely ignorant of band names as I have no interest in them.

Let me put it this way: What kind of music do you like, and/or which bands do you prefer?

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-29 05:51pm

I used to go to Gold's Gym but tey kept playing "Bitter Pill" and "Man in the Mirror" so one day on my way to go work out, I stopped at the gun store, bought a used H&K G3 and deer bullets, and used it and the bullets to kill everyone in the gym. I then used my finger to write the chorus to "Man in the Mirror" on the wall in warm, flowing bodybuilder blood.

Seriously, that music, and their insistence on ignoring complaints abt it, led me to cancel.

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 06:01pm

Crayz9000 wrote:Let me put it this way: What kind of music do you like, and/or which bands do you prefer?

IRG CommandoJoe wrote:(Wagner's Immolation of the Gods plays.)

It's my plot to revive classical music and have a cultural renaissance that will sweep the world once again! I call upon the souls of all great composers and musicians to help me in my assault on the music industry!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

(Stairs out over a balcony ala AotC.)
(Music segues into the Ride of the Valkyries.)
(Hordes of dead classical composers and musicians march around, with batons and instruments in their hands.)
(They begin beating up rappers, boy/girl groups, rock groups, etc.)
(They seize the radio station and begin broadcasting the Ride of the Valkyries as they attack, for all the world to hear.)
(They start collecting all CDs with crappy music and throwing them into a massive pile.)
(They pour gasoline over it and destroy them all.)
(The music segues into the last few chords of Bach's Tocata and Fugue in D Minor for the organ, except they are held for an exceptionally long period of time and are fortissimo.)

That enough for ya?

IRG CommandoJoe · Post by **IRG CommandoJoe** » 2003-01-29 06:03pm

Malecoda wrote:I used to go to Gold's Gym but tey kept playing "Bitter Pill" and "Man in the Mirror" so one day on my way to go work out, I stopped at the gun store, bought a used H&K G3 and deer bullets, and used it and the bullets to kill everyone in the gym. I then used my finger to write the chorus to "Man in the Mirror" on the wall in warm, flowing bodybuilder blood.

Seriously, that music, and their insistence on ignoring complaints abt it, led me to cancel.

ROFLMFAO!!!

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-29 06:46pm

I still stand behind Macarthur Park for worst song.

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-29 06:49pm

Sonnenburg wrote:I still stand behind Macarthur Park for worst song.

Dunno it. Who's it by? Gotta sound clip?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-29 06:51pm

MacArthur Park is fun to listen to in a weird, burning-car-wreck-with-only-one-surivor-that-attracts-a-horde-of-spectators sort of way

Nathan F · Post by **Nathan F** » 2003-01-29 06:56pm

Interesting description, to say the least...

lol

2000AD · Post by **2000AD** » 2003-01-29 07:14pm

Anything off my dads contry and western CD in the car
Greensleeves (if i get put on hold to that one more time ...)
No Scrubs - TLC (No Talent more like)
Slipknot ( i like music where i can tell what they're saying)
Time for Teletubbies, Bob the Builder or any other kids TV show related song ( Run for the hills!!!!!)
Anything by a band/artist that got started by a TV program with pop- in the title. (Stop doing bloody kareoke and write something origional that is not a piece of shit!)
Danger Danger (High Voltage) - The Electric Six (Danger Danger (Shit Song!) )
Most of the soundtrack from Tony Hawks Pro Skater 4 ( The games addictive but most of the music sucks donkey balls.)

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-29 07:24pm

Ever consider asking the radio station to be changed?

Malecoda · Post by **Malecoda** » 2003-01-29 07:29pm

Sea Skimmer wrote:Ever consider asking the radio station to be changed?

Me wrote:Seriously, that music, and their insistence on ignoring complaints abt it, led me to cancel.

They had the DMX receiver right there behind the counter, but they always said something abt corporate policy and refused to change it. A gym full of people musta really loved that music!

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-29 07:37pm

Sonnenburg wrote:I still stand behind Macarthur Park for worst song.

Amen brother! Testify! WORST. SONG. EVER.

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