[Joker] Funny joke.

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Several years before the Gulf War, a female journalist did a story on gender roles in Kuwait. She noted that there it was customary for women to walk 10 feet behind their husbands.

After the war, she returned to Kuwait and was pleased to observe that now the men walked 10 feet behind their wives. She approached a woman at the airport and asked, "What enabled Kuwaiti women to achieve this role reversal?"

The Kuwaiti woman replied, "Land mines."
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Next time you post stupid shit, post it here in Testing instead of OT. Otehrwise you'll get it HoSed and it'll be used against you when your ban poll comes up.
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On second thought, off to HoS with you right away...
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You're a petty little fellow aren't you? I bet you have low self-esteem.
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Joker wrote:You're a petty little fellow aren't you? I bet you have low self-esteem.
Whoa, there, killer. Way wrong way to address a mod.
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Joker wrote:You're a petty little fellow aren't you? I bet you have low self-esteem.
Your career on this board is going to be short and amusing.
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What's Hitler gonna do about it? Ban me? WOW! If his low self-esteem ass can't handle a little of what he's giving then I've proven point! He's got low self-esteem!
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Joker wrote:What's Hitler gonna do about it? Ban me? WOW! If his low self-esteem ass can't handle a little of what he's giving then I've proven point! He's got low self-esteem!
Wow. There is one absolutely positive way to ensure you're banned, and that is to dare someone to ban you.

Goodbye.
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I suggest you read the announcements, like you should have when you got here, find out exactly what you did wrong, and then rapidly and sincerely apologize for it. There are rules in place here for a reason, and while I could understand if you broke with them for a legitimate, principled reason, what you're doing is anything BUT that. You're just being a brat who doesn't want to admit wrongdoing.
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Chardok wrote:
Joker wrote:What's Hitler gonna do about it? Ban me? WOW! If his low self-esteem ass can't handle a little of what he's giving then I've proven point! He's got low self-esteem!
Wow. There is one absolutely positive way to ensure you're banned, and that is to dare someone to ban you.

Goodbye.
Considering that his "joke" makes him out to be a misogynistic twat, I'm a little surprised getting flushed is all that happened.
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Two idiots asking to be banned on only one day? Is this some kind of record?
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Dooey Jo wrote:Two idiots asking to be banned on only one day? Is this some kind of record?
Who is the other?
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Superman wrote:
Dooey Jo wrote:Two idiots asking to be banned on only one day? Is this some kind of record?
Who is the other?
Timotheus.
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Dooey Jo wrote:Two idiots asking to be banned on only one day? Is this some kind of record?
Perhaps independently of one another, but I'm pretty sure the superheroes vs jedi debate that drew in KK and co. concluded in some simultaneous bans.
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General Zod wrote:snip
Oh yeah, that guy.

I miss the old trolls.
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I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with a group of Nazi's.
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Joker wrote:I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with a group of Nazi's.
How about you pull your head out of your ass and come back when you learn why making sexist jokes on here is a bad thing?
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Ugh, is there a reason you invoked Godwin's Law just because a mod was enforcing sensible rules? There's nothing Nazilike at all about making sure threads go in their proper forums and expecting posters to not put anything anywhere. If that rule wasn't in force, this whole board would be a gong show.

For fuck's sake, I can't believe I need to explain a rule like this in such elementary detail to a person who presumably has the intellect to use a keyboard.
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Joker wrote:I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with a group of Nazi's.
NAZIS NAZIS NAZIS!!!!!

Hey, I hear you automatically win arguments if you scream your opponent is a nazi. Keep it up.
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General Zod wrote:
Joker wrote:I'm not asking to be banned. I just found it very petty that he almost immediately put this in the Hall of Shame. It was a fucking joke. He's trying to punish me for talking about Operation Northwoods. That's a very Nazi-ish thing to do. If I get banned then GOOD! I don't want to be associated with a group of Nazi's.
How about you pull your head out of your ass and come back when you learn why making sexist jokes on here is a bad thing?
Do tell!
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Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
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Lord Revan wrote:Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
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Joker wrote: You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool.
I didn't see you on an episode of COPS, did I?
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Joker wrote:
Lord Revan wrote:Besides these modern "trolls" are little more then annoying kids who think they get away with anything as long as the scream "MOD ABUSE!!!!!!" everytime someone calls them on it (it gets even more hilarious when person in question isn't a mod unlike Edi (or isn't a mod for that forum)).

as the moron in questions, you're neither funny nor creeppy, so you'd do yourself a favor by just shutting up.
You're an idiot. If you only knew who I was you would be worried, tool. I will toss you into the cheap seats in a fight, pussy.
Obviously, because beating the tar out of a person you disagree with makes all of their points invalid. Merely threatening them from the safety of your home with blustery, unsupported claims of machismo makes them double plus extra invalid, no less.

Who's the needledick now, tough guy?
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