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Pre-Bleach meaning Start of LOTR, Who wins?

Black Mage all the way
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Gandolf is gonna womp some Evil!
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Its an all out brawel between the Black Mage of 8-Bit Theater Fame, Gandolf of LOTR Fame pre-bleaching period

Who will win?

The battlefield is a open.... field.

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If you can survive falling into a chasm with a Balrog hanging off your leg, you can survive anything.

I'd go so far as to say Gandaly would defeat ripped shirt Kirk with one hand behind his back and the other holding his pipe (full of Shire leaf tobacco, of course).
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To play the Advocte has Gandolf ever run into somone devoted to mass destruction and was able to Destroy and Entire Forest with one Blast?

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Assuming Black Mage has yet to cast his spell for the day then I would probably have to give him an edge over Gandalf. If he has cast his spell he can always Fighterdoken Gandalf too :D
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Black mage? Is it a specific one or a generic blask mage?
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This poll is reffering to the Black Mage starring in this comic: http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/
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:? :?: Riiiiight.
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Yes much funnier if its THAT Black Mage :D

Also more Advocte, Gandolf is not wearing any armor is he? How would one of Black Mage's Trademark Stab-thons work out? :D

Here's Two Comics To illstrate the Black Mages Power
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Draw your own conclusions :P

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Post by Captain Cyran »

My thoughts exactly Mr. Bean....actually..I was thinking more in the lines of http://www.nuklearpower.com/comic/103.htm Using Hadoken against a bee....I mean come on, plus if all else fails he has his knife.[/img]
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True, good line to :D
It was only a Bee
Not no more it anit! :twisted:

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Okay he has my vote.
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IIRC Gandalf can not be killed by Mortal weapons, you need some strong magic to do it.
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If he can whup a Balrog and still have strength to battle Saruman and his armies, he can do anything. But he might lose against Sauron. But not this whimp.
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What Captian Cyan ment to show
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:D Hey Mike want to run Tonnage Calcuations on how powerful those spells of Black Mage's are :D


Rough guess I'm saying roughly 500 Kiloton :twisted:

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Are these the same Black Mages from Final Fantasy 9?
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Nope this is THE Black Mage, Hurler of old School style super-destruction spells and Nuclear destruction spells not normaly avaible in FF Games :twisted:
See the three comics in this thread for and idea of the Black Mage's Firepower

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I am sorry Mr. Bean but I must reconsider as I have recently gotten some information from my brother. Apparently Gandalf is a Demi-God :shock: (One of the LOTR books says it I don't remember which, oh and it's one of the side stories not any of the main four. I'll get back to you on which book). So although the Black Mage does kick ass, I must change my vote to Gandalf. Sorry. :oops:
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Bah, Galen or Elizar would kick both of their butts.
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:P This is a question of Debate fokes, I'm posing a question and playing Advocte
Do you have any Cannon Evidance of Gandolf being able to take Nuclear Detitation type Spells? :D

Also if you remeber I said Pre/Whity Stage this is the Gandolf we know from the start of the LOTR, Pre Balor

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The book was Simmerilian (probably spelled wrong), it is based before the Hobbit as a history of ELVES!!!! :shock: .
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