http://www.theonion.com/onion3903/un_orders_wonka.html
From the Onion. I thought it was hilarious.
UN orders Wonka to submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections
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UN orders Wonka to submit to Chocolate Factory Inspections
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Wonka's fucked if human rights advocates get in there. Using slaves who are kept in line via addiction for a work force doesn't go over well with people today.
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I always thought he was into the slave trade with the oompa loompas, with child molestations as a side thing. Rather disturbing, that Wonka is.
Still, my oompa loompa is quite handy around the house, plus he fits into most over-head compartments!
Still, my oompa loompa is quite handy around the house, plus he fits into most over-head compartments!
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