Don't want to waste my time on this idiot - 2008-09-22

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-09-22 09:45am

I'm only posting this instead of deleting it because this is my first hate mail that I'm aware of from Romania:

Name: TheHumbleHamster <pg_excelsior@yahoo.com>
Subject: Go fuck yourself ... pagan dog!

i happen to read a few interesting things on this site but mainly is a bunch of bullshit ! You are one of those retarded " let's go hug Darwing " crowd and the crap that you spew is quite typical . Fuck you . I can easily prove any aspect of spirituality by simply stabbing you , a near death experiance or the real thing ( when you get sent to hell ) should be proof enough . Your kind makes me sick ! I am marginally curious about how exactly you will " flame me righ back " so Bring it one , you little Godless shit .

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REMOTE ADDR: 86.34.203.33
BROWSER: Opera/9.52 (Windows NT 5.2; U; en)

I guess they grow 'em with hairy palms in Romania. Of course, it's also possible that this is actually a proxy in Romania and this person lives in Texas. He certainly has the "familiar with the language but sucks at using it" linguistic style that I've come to associate with American rednecks.

Shroom Man 777 · Post by **Shroom Man 777** » 2008-09-22 09:55am

You should tell him that he is a model Christian and, together with his switchblade, serves as an example for his kind.

Or you can totally make a page, wherein you compile these "special messages", while highlighting their inherent hypocrisies. You don't even have to write a reply to individual messages, just write "Look at these Model Christian shitpieces" and compile all those death threats for everyone to see.

It'll prove a wonderful point, rather than just posting them here for only us to see.

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2008-09-22 09:57am

My reply would be;

"So, your rebuttal is to threaten me with assault and attempted murder? Thank you for proving my point on religious and biblical morality."

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2008-09-22 10:00am

I want to know how he'll prove anything by killing DW. The only person he could possibly convince one way or the other is DW himself. The rest of us would just go "Whoa! Crazy person." and then get his arse arrested (as opposed to his ass). In any case, it wouldn't convince most of us of the existence/non-existence of hell.

Zixinus · Post by **Zixinus** » 2008-09-22 10:26am

Just post his own massage back and merely bolden the parts that highlight his hypocrisy. Sometimes a laconic massage can be more insulting then pretty much anything else.

hawkwind · Post by **hawkwind** » 2008-09-22 10:28am

How straightforward "I stab you"! It is refreshing though, especially in comparition with some of the crypto "I m just the nice" guys , who have the same mindset and ethics, but spend afwull lot of effort for masquerade.

J.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2008-09-22 11:53am

I will be honest, I know a lot of romanians and only one of them is really sane...

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2008-09-22 12:16pm

I have to admit, this one would not look out of place in any of the usual retardness of the internet. The use of the language, the tough guy challenge, and finally the oh so irrefutable subjective proof.

Though I will give a couple points for merely using pagan dog, given the rest of his colorful expressions.

Aquatain · Post by **Aquatain** » 2008-09-22 12:18pm

Will somebody please stab me so i can find GOD!!!

Zixinus · Post by **Zixinus** » 2008-09-22 01:04pm

On second thought, if you really want to piss this guy off just mail him auto-generated looking notification e-mail about how his IP address is blocked.

If there is one thing that can piss off a troll, is to politely tell them that their gibberish will be unheard.

Covenant · Post by **Covenant** » 2008-09-22 01:22pm

“I give you a new commandment, that you love one another. Just as I have loved you, you also should love one another. By this everyone will know that you are my disciples, if you have love for one another.”
~John 13: 34-35.

I guess they just forgot to add the part where Jesus says "and by love I mean stab them with a knife." Though it's possible this guy follows the interpertation that these "one another" and "your people" comments mean specifically the Jews and not others. It makes the "love thy neighbor" sections mean just your fellow religious person, not anyone.

Besides, he's talking about near-death experiences? They've been debunked, o' course. Send the fellow to Mythbusters.

Kanastrous · Post by **Kanastrous** » 2008-09-22 01:46pm

Covenant wrote:"and by love I mean stab them with a knife."

I guess there's room for some latitude, in how we define love.

Max · Post by **Max** » 2008-09-22 01:52pm

Your kind makes me sick ! I am marginally curious about how exactly you will " flame me righ back " so Bring it one , you little Godless shit .

So you aren't going to bring it one? You should totally bring it one.

..but right after you're done hugging Darwing.

Kitsune · Post by **Kitsune** » 2008-09-22 01:58pm

How about stating that Ken Miller is a celebrated biological professor and a strong Catholic

Rye · Post by **Rye** » 2008-09-22 02:02pm

As a rule, I don't engage with creationists unable to spell words like "Darwin" and "one" unless it is to parody them by saying stuff like "If Charles Darwings is so smart, why is he still in a wheelchair?"

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2008-09-22 03:23pm

Solauren wrote:My reply would be;

"So, your rebuttal is to threaten me with assault and attempted murder? Thank you for proving my point on religious and biblical morality."

I sent a variation of this to him this morning and here is what I got:

I wrote: So your rebuttal to Mike's points about Christianity is to threaten him with assualt and murder? Thanks for proving his point about xtian morality, your a stunning example of your faith.

Peace Be Upon You

-Bloggins

Hamster wrote: First of all . . . . who the fuck are you ? Are you that shit head Mike ? No . Then go dig your mother cunt you little shit !
2 - Stabbing , shooting or anything alse that be immagined is not the point in itself , as you presumed you little shit but mearly a mean to an end . The idea was that ones he is not among the living he will see for himself that he is wrong and will fucking burn , the knife would mearly bring him closer to his inevitable fate .
3 - x-tian ?You fucking little godless turd . . . write the full name . To busy being godless to write properly ?
4 - As for me being a " Stunnig example " ? Thank you , you little godlesss peace of filth .
5 - whom ever you are . . . tell that stupid son of a whore to try to curse me himself .

As you can see, he's a very loving individual.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2008-09-22 03:29pm

All those typos make my inner grammar Nazi cry. And what the fuck is up with putting a space before every single punctuation mark?

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2008-09-22 03:33pm

General Zod wrote:All those typos make my inner grammar Nazi cry. And what the fuck is up with putting a space before every single punctuation mark?

No spell check in the 5$ Romanian Special (TM) pc?

Solauren · Post by **Solauren** » 2008-09-22 04:08pm

His Grammar problems are obviously caused by him not taking his hand off his dick while mastrubating to God. Someone should point out to him that mastrubating over a male makes one homosexual.

Fundies are so fun to annoy (win they start it)

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2008-09-22 04:15pm

Solauren wrote: His Grammar problems are obviously caused by him not taking his hand off his dick while mastrubating to God. Someone should point out to him that mastrubating over a male makes one homosexual.

Fundies are so fun to annoy (win they start it)

You misspelled "when" and "masturbating" on purpose didn't you?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-09-22 04:51pm

Did the header on his E-mail show the same IP address that he used to post on my comment form?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2008-09-22 04:55pm

Let the LULZ roll in!

evilsnoman aka me, Re: Go fuck yourself ... pagan dog! wrote:I'm a practicing Christian, and your heretical words offend me. I care not a whit whether my neighbor or the admin of the forum I choose to post at is an atheist or pagan. I choose to let him live his life without threat of violence or forcible conversion, because that is how I would like others to treat me. Do unto others how you would prefer they do unto you, after all.

Secondly, I find your willingness to post a death threat quite disturbing. Violence doesn't solve problems, it just creates many more. No reasoning human being worth God's Love would do this. Evil begets Evil, after all.

Lastly, you need to simply Grow Up. Your smallminded worldview is the rot that's killing Christianity in these times. We must adapt or die. We Must Evolve!

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Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » 2008-09-22 04:55pm

Darth Wong wrote:Did the header on his E-mail show the same IP address that he used to post on my comment form?

No, it doesn't say what IP address it came from.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2008-09-22 08:12pm

Cpl Kendall wrote:
Darth Wong wrote:Did the header on his E-mail show the same IP address that he used to post on my comment form?
No, it doesn't say what IP address it came from.

E-mails always contain a header which indicates a source IP address. The header is not displayed by your mail software by default, but if you right-click on the message and ask to "view source", you will be able to see the raw header in all its geeky glory.

CaptHawkeye · Post by **CaptHawkeye** » 2008-09-22 08:27pm

So according to him a near-death experience can prove the existence of god? That's about as usefull as telling us we can discover what the afterlife is like by dieing.