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What's the most disturbing Jerry Springer topic that you've ever seen or heard? When I'm channel surfing, he's always got the obligatory gay/lesbian who want to get married with their partners to get back at their ex's, but I think the most disturbing titles I've seen were: "You're sleeping with your husband's brother, who you didn't know was gay," and "Threesomes with Grandma."
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Most disturbing Jerky Springer topic easy all of them he`s one fucking moron.
with people like that quality goes down the drain.
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Montcalm wrote:Most disturbing Jerky Springer topic easy all of them he`s one fucking moron.
with people like that quality goes down the drain.
The man got rich by figuring out just how low the lowest common denominator really is. At least he admits it's tripe for the underclass to drool at. Makes him more honest than most talk show hosts.
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Anything with 'Jerry Springer' infront of it.. :P
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Definately "Threesomes With Grandma." I REALLY didn't need to hear about some old bag talking about sucking her grandaughter's boyfriend's "big black penis."
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Jim Raynor wrote:Definately "Threesomes With Grandma." I REALLY didn't need to hear about some old bag talking about sucking her grandaughter's boyfriend's "big black penis."
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Jim Raynor wrote:Definately "Threesomes With Grandma." I REALLY didn't need to hear about some old bag talking about sucking her grandaughter's boyfriend's "big black penis."
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Montcalm wrote:Most disturbing Jerky Springer topic easy all of them he`s one fucking moron.
with people like that quality goes down the drain.

I dunno, I think he himself has a pretty nice idea going. The show itself sucks, but I mean, getting paid insane amounts of money for watching morbidly obese people throw themselves at each other while yelling obscenities!

I mean, it's like sumo wrestling but twice as cool, and with chairs and stuff! :)
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That one with that guy who thinks he's a girl and acts like one. :)
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"Pregnant Women Who Are Cheating". The thing that really topped it off was one woman who was about five months pregnant, was still drinking, smoking and shooting up, and was cheating on the father with her mom. :shock:
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I stopped watching when they stopped having regular fighting and a holiday hell feast every month.

Anything, which involved more then three different people in the "who's fucking who combination" made me want to unleash my nuclear, chemical and biological holocaust on the world just a little earlier then planned.
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