just thought I'd jump on the bandwagon. I drew a leifeld Catachan guardsman.
Rob Liefeld...
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His sack isn't bulging enough, but otherwise that looks...bad? Also, not enough line shadows on his face.
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Yeah. That's the 15min I threw into it showing.Darth Yoshi wrote:His sack isn't bulging enough, but otherwise that looks...bad? Also, not enough line shadows on his face.
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GOOD! 
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The Will-Ey-Coyote-esque firecracker rocket (complete with short cord fuse) sitting on the top of his backpack really sells that one. PEWWWW.... pop... crackle! "EAT AT JOE'S!" 
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The thread must go on and on and on! BWAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!havokeff wrote:GOOD!
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Submitted for your review, Hercule Poirot.
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Publius that is as work of beauty and horror.
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As someone who grew up watching "THAT" version of Poirot, I can say you are both a hero and a villan for such a portrayal
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I know it's hard man, but you really have to put your back into it. You get a C.Publius wrote:Submitted for your review, Hercule Poirot. *snip*
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Oh hell... I need to get on the bandwagon.
Behold... the LIEFELD PICARD!!!
Note:
1. The constipation grimace with whole bunch lines.
2. Teeeeeeeth
3. Every muscle and gristle visible through uniform
4. Crotch bulge
5. Weirdly angled legs below the knees
6. One missing foot (to save time - no, really... on my part)
7. Big-ass phaser abomination
8. Pouches - just because.
Behold... the LIEFELD PICARD!!!
Note:
1. The constipation grimace with whole bunch lines.
2. Teeeeeeeth
3. Every muscle and gristle visible through uniform
4. Crotch bulge
5. Weirdly angled legs below the knees
6. One missing foot (to save time - no, really... on my part)
7. Big-ass phaser abomination
8. Pouches - just because.
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Mostly accurate, but there aren't enough teeth. I only count 22 total, you need to have at least that on one side alone for the true Rob Liefeld look. 
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Oh fucking man. This thread is going to be famous on the intertubes. Plympto, man, now that is some effort. Solid B+
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Fuck, even Publius is going at it! This is total shit, mang. TOTAL SHIT!
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Ok more from 40k, Liefield Tau, and Liefield Vecht (Dark Eldar Archon).... (just because it's the two least Liefieldable possible things)
and just because it would be too easy though somewhat of an anchorism. Liefield Howard group shot: Sonja of R. (medevial turk fighter), Conan of Cimmeria, Solomon Kane, & Bran Mak Morn (The Last Pict)
and just because it would be too easy though somewhat of an anchorism. Liefield Howard group shot: Sonja of R. (medevial turk fighter), Conan of Cimmeria, Solomon Kane, & Bran Mak Morn (The Last Pict)
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Very good work Publius and Old Plympto, the degrading Liefelcation of two very dignified characters is very trippy.
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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Oh I got something cookin' for you guys.
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Here is a semi-realistic Batman, who is somewhat similar to an older Nite Owl:
And here Batman is destroyed Liefeld style:
And here Batman is destroyed Liefeld style:
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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Now for the female form:
Any guesses to who this is? (Complete with *twinkle/kira* hand motion with stars)
I'm thinking if such a comic is commissioned, VF5SS will probably go into cardiac arrest. VF5SS? Come on into this thread and check this out.
(Also note you'll have a hard time trying to figure out which of the outermost fingers of the outstretched hand is the thumb.
Any guesses to who this is? (Complete with *twinkle/kira* hand motion with stars)
I'm thinking if such a comic is commissioned, VF5SS will probably go into cardiac arrest. VF5SS? Come on into this thread and check this out.
(Also note you'll have a hard time trying to figure out which of the outermost fingers of the outstretched hand is the thumb.
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Also, as per the criticism of Greg Land from this thread, here's the same character but drawn with the style as Greg Land.
Yes, I did get a boner drawing this Land-style, thank you. Why do you ask?
Yes, I did get a boner drawing this Land-style, thank you. Why do you ask?
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I want to thump Greg Land, not only for having the same first name as me (why should I change? He's the one that sucks!) but having no shred of originality, at all (at least Liefeld has his own stupid spin on characters and doesn't seem to directly trace most of his swipes).
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'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
'I think it's gone a little bit wrong.' - The Doctor
'Secondly, I don't see why "income inequality" is a bad thing. Poverty is not an injustice. There is no such thing as causes for poverty, only causes for wealth. Poverty is not a wrong, but taking money from those who have it to equalize incomes is basically theft, which is wrong.' - Typical Randroid
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oh my god I can see a camel toe.
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Somebody should draw a really angry Liefeld-version of Ozma Lee attempting to kill Plympto for his "art."
I'd do it, but my drawing skills suck ass.
I'd do it, but my drawing skills suck ass.
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Oh this thread is to much, I've been reading over things and it's crazy how bad it is.
How did this guy get so popular? Wait no, I take that back, this is comic books, a hobby I never understood even as a kid.
How did this guy get so popular? Wait no, I take that back, this is comic books, a hobby I never understood even as a kid.
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Sorry. Sorry everyone. I think I might have a hand in it buying Youngblood #1 back in the day. But in my defense, I hadn't really seen his lead up to it starting from Cable's introduction in The New Mutants... and I had Liefeld's debut work in DC's Hawk and Dove which was actually decent, so I actually bought it based on that.Mr Bean wrote:How did this guy get so popular?