Mr Bean wrote:Oh this thread is to much, I've been reading over things and it's crazy how bad it is.
How did this guy get so popular? Wait no, I take that back, this is comic books, a hobby I never understood even as a kid.
You think this thread is too much? Read the 40 Worst Rob Liefeld Drawings article that Big Orange linked in the OP. I literally can't breathe when read it every so often.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I'm thinking if such a comic is commissioned, VF5SS will probably go into cardiac arrest. VF5SS? Come on into this thread and check this out.
Now do Alto. Hell, do that scene where he's got Ranka in one hand and his rifle in the other.
I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."
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"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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The only thing I can find wrong is that Vader's gun is too small, but I think the fact that the Death Star has a massive gun and lots of pouches makes up for that slight oversight.
どうして？お前が夜に自身お触れるから。 Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Darkness, unleashed an unspeakable evil,
but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final blow
was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my evil is law! Now, the fool
seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku...
-Aku, Master of Masters, Deliverer of Darkness, Shogun of Sorrow
It looks like he's actually holding the gun, though, as opposed to having made fist and having the gun photoshopped on top.
Other than that no other... uh... 'flaws'? Spring to mind. Even the two front ponytails from nowhere.
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According to Starbound, it's a problem solvable with enough combat drugs to turn you into the Incredible Hulk.
That's fucking hilarious. Pouches on the Death Star. *wipes tear*
Also, impressive work making his left shin crooked.
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Hav, you NAILED it! That is almost too Liefeldish, too Liefeldian, to be countenanced. You got the perspective change between the pommel and the emitter of the lightsaber "right", and it must have broken you to do it. You even got the "rising sun" bulge lines to match on his helmet and crotch! Amazing!
The only problem I can see is that his gun hand is quite clearly holding his blaster (with his finger on the trigger, even!) instead of balling into a fist with some gun smeared onto it. That's the only telltale that gives away the fact that Liefeld didn't draw this.
P.S.: You even got the crappy plagiarism right when you copied Vader's shoulders and chest from Liefeld's masterpiece, "Captain America".
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
So do I actually thank you guys? I'm kinda bummed no one noticed the pouch on his chest control panel. I thought that was the best little thing... aside from the pouches on the DS. The Wench couldn't stop laughing while I was drawing that. I wish I knew how to color with the computer worth a damn. Plympto and Pulp Hero's color make me jealous with Liefeldian rage!!
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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havokeff wrote: I'm kinda bummed no one noticed the pouch on his chest control panel. I thought that was the best little thing...
Dude, the pouch on his glove was even better. The Glove of Darth Vader, now with patches! I wonder what he keeps in there...
It would be funny if his chest pouch was embroidered with upside-down Hebrew. "He will not be redeemed until he bulges. Yaba-dabba-doom!"
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
Zablorg, you need to add a poofy '90s coif to the top of his head, stat!
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
Note that Sergeant Liefeld here is still a work in progress. I'm still searching my bitz boxes, tins and sprues for more pouches and some sword handles to attach to his back. I also need to 'greenstuff' his bulge, his volcano neck, and to smooth out the taper from his bulging calf muscles to his shins.
EDIT: Oh yeah, I should probably trim his heels off to make his feet smaller, too. Unfortunately, it took all afternoon just to get the model to stay glued standing on those dainty little ankles, and that was before I added the gun.
"Gunslinger indeed. Quick draw, Bob. Quick draw." --Count Chocula
"Unquestionably, Dr. Who is MUCH lighter in tone than WH40K. But then, I could argue the entirety of WWII was much lighter in tone than WH40K." --Broomstick
"This is ridiculous. I look like the Games Workshop version of a Jedi Knight." --Harry Dresden, Changes
"Like...are we canonical?" --Aaron Dembski-Bowden to Dan Abnett
You ought to hide the feet with some scrub brush on the base.
I can never love you because I'm just thirty squirrels in a mansuit."
"Ah, good ol' Popeye. Punching ghosts until they explode."[/b]-Internet Webguy
"It was cut because an Army Ordnance panel determined that a weapon that kills an enemy soldier 10 times before he hits the ground was a waste of resources, so they scaled it back to only kill him 3 times."-Anon, on the cancellation of the Army's multi-kill vehicle.
My comic cover, with muscles bulging out of all realistic proportions and tiny hands:
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