Chapters Bookstore: 1, Drunken Pedophile: 0

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-30 11:38pm

A few hours ago, we manage to catch and detain a bastard pedophile who "revealed" himself to a 7 year old girl a few weeks back and had managed to sneak back in and was just about to do it again to some other kid in the childrens book section.

Luckily myself and two other co-workers spotted and surrounded him and we stopped him when he tried to bolt from the place. Cops came a few minutes later and took him away. The sick fuck was drunk as well....

Sad part is he's likely gonna be back on the streets again soon instead of being castrated and stuck in an institution like he should be.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-30 11:39pm

Hearty congratulations to you and your coworkers.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-30 11:43pm

Did you kick or punch the pervert before the cops showed up?

ArmorPierce · Post by **ArmorPierce** » 2003-01-30 11:47pm

Ah, good job on restraining him. Should have gave him a good kick between the legs though.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-30 11:49pm

Did you kick or punch the pervert before the cops showed up?

Unfortunately no, I WANTED to really badly but we were afraid we would have lost our jobs or gotten charged. Luckily though the cop who came said he wouldn't have cared if we did and even the manager said as long as we didn't use any sort of weapon and he is trying to escape we could technically use more "force" next time

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-30 11:55pm

Good. Next time, give them a good hard kick in the nads, as ArmorPierce suggests.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 12:00am

yeah, remember the line you use next time is.

"He was comming right at me"

um. no he tripped over the librarian's helper charging "Dave" and landed groin first into the bookshelf.....

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-31 12:03am

"He fell on some bullets, sir."

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-31 12:07am

Icehawk wrote:
Did you kick or punch the pervert before the cops showed up?
Unfortunately no, I WANTED to really badly but we were afraid we would have lost our jobs or gotten charged. Luckily though the cop who came said he wouldn't have cared if we did and even the manager said as long as we didn't use any sort of weapon and he is trying to escape we could technically use more "force" next time

Next time kick him so hard he tastes his own testicles.

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2003-01-31 12:27am

Remember, you are allowed to use force as long as you say "he's coming right for us," before you do.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-31 12:29am

Give him a warning, but not time to respond to it.

"I gave him a warning, but he wouldn't stop!"

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2003-01-31 12:30am

Sonnenburg wrote:"He fell on some bullets, sir."

ROFLMAO!

The SD.net Gospel of Chuck, verse 10

Edit: Careful with the BACK button, since you can accidentally do a retro-doublepost if you don't watch it...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-31 12:32am

Icehawk wrote:A few hours ago, we manage to catch and detain a bastard pedophile who "revealed" himself to a 7 year old girl a few weeks back and had managed to sneak back in and was just about to do it again to some other kid in the childrens book section.

Luckily myself and two other co-workers spotted and surrounded him and we stopped him when he tried to bolt from the place. Cops came a few minutes later and took him away. The sick fuck was drunk as well....

Good show, guys.

Post by **Sea Skimmer** » 2003-01-31 12:37am

Good work.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-31 12:37am

Crayz9000 wrote:
Sonnenburg wrote:"He fell on some bullets, sir."
ROFLMAO!

The SD.net Gospel of Chuck, verse 10

I second that.

Rest assured if he or anyone else ever shows up again they will certainly be leaving without a functioning set of nads and probably a few teeth as well.

Has anyone else in here had to deal with insane or weird sicko's like this?

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-01-31 12:59am

NICE!!! Next time smash his nads to the point that they'll never function right again.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2003-01-31 02:14am

You should call some Italians. Like my cousin and I. We'll gladly wait outside the doors of your fine establishment to 'persuade' certain unruley individuals from being a menace to society.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 02:19am

Another fun one is the female employee's sorry he was comming at us and the dischage from sue's pepper spray caused my stun gun to slip....

5 times.....

we were afraid we had accidentally cause perminate damage so we applied a turnaquet to save him.....

Hyperion · Post by **Hyperion** » 2003-01-31 02:28am

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Another fun one is the female employee's sorry he was comming at us and the dischage from sue's pepper spray caused my stun gun to slip....

5 times.....

we were afraid we had accidentally cause perminate damage so we applied a turnaquet to save him.....

What's bad is that's MY kind of thinking...

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-31 02:33am

Sonnenburg wrote:"He fell on some bullets, sir."

LMFAO! That was so funny I almost spit my drink all over the monitor.

Lord_Xerxes · Post by **Lord_Xerxes** » 2003-01-31 02:37am

Has anyone else in here had to deal with insane or weird sicko's like this?

Yes. All the time. I get the stupidest people in the world in my store. I have a website dedicated to it. http://www.gotdoom.com

It is also fairly common knowledge that we have several pedophiles who come in the store. Some have been seen gazing at the younger boys and girl's asses. Just once I'd love for them to slip up and make a reach...

"Sir, please step into the back so we can discuss this (where there are no cameras)"

*later...*

"Honestly, officer, he attacked me. Isn't that what you all saw?"

*other co-workers and victim agree instantly.

Icehawk · Post by **Icehawk** » 2003-01-31 02:52am

Yes. All the time. I get the stupidest people in the world in my store. I have a website dedicated to it. www.gotdoom.com

ROFLMAO!. Your "Journal of Doom" is fucking hilarious

I particularily like this quote from the "THERE IS NO BATHROOM!" story:

"I have irritable life syndrome. Life irritates me. Namely yours. Die."

Genius, pure genius.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 03:15am

Lord_Xerxes wrote:Yes. All the time. I get the stupidest people in the world in my store. I have a website dedicated to it. http://www.gotdoom.com

I don't think having an embedded auto-loading sound is a good idea.

Shadow WarChief · Post by **Shadow WarChief** » 2003-01-31 03:17am

Good job guys, and if you want my recommendation on what to do if he comes back, tail him and then just as he's about to open the proverbial trench coat, grab the biggest book off the shelves and pummel him with it.

This way you get your shots in on Pat Kelly...err....I mean the perpetrator and you can use "I thought he was going to rape her" as defense, since it could very damned well be true.

Make sure the book you use is "crime and punishment" for irony points

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-31 03:20am

Heh, I've three times visited a site that had an autoloading O'Brian quote that repeated forever.

That got annoying real fast, I can tell you.

The only reason I visited it two other times was because I didn't recognise the URL.

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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