New FUQ Update 1/31
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New FUQ Update 1/31
http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/random.php
Random quotes!
Right now it's set at 15, but I'm considering adding support for x number of quotes. What numbers would you like to see? I'm thinking of 5, 10, 15, 30 and 50.
Random quotes!
Right now it's set at 15, but I'm considering adding support for x number of quotes. What numbers would you like to see? I'm thinking of 5, 10, 15, 30 and 50.
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That's what they all saySpanky The Dolphin wrote:Looks good at fifteen.
Still needs more of me, though.
If you want in feel free to MAIL ME THE FUNNY
[/bad Jerry Maguire pun]
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I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny.
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Strowbridge has sent me megabytes of stuff from him, ya know...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny.
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But the quotes, there so.....so Random!? Whats the point?
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Yeah? Why?The Yosemite Bear wrote:Busy next day or so for you Dalton...
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Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.
BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
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Just observing:Dalton wrote:Yeah? Why?The Yosemite Bear wrote:Busy next day or so for you Dalton...
* You are tabulating GSD info
* You just updated the FUQ
* The forums have become a little more of a madhouse then usual.
I was trying to compliment you on holding it together and still finding time for work.
now if I can just do the Impossible and get Mark to play nicely with everyone else.....
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Ahhh. Actually..The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just observing:
* You are tabulating GSD info
* You just updated the FUQ
* The forums have become a little more of a madhouse then usual.
I was trying to compliment you on holding it together and still finding time for work.
now if I can just do the Impossible and get Mark to play nicely with everyone else.....
1. The info is tabulated, but I gotta write up the ceremony;
2. That was a sneak update
3. The other supermods can do work too
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...and we're expected to outmass the Great Old Ego? Iä, Yog-Strowbridge!Dalton wrote:Strowbridge has sent me megabytes of stuff from him, ya know...Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny.
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Yeah, they're pretty much saturating the thingDurandal wrote:You might want to set a limit on how many Strowbridge or Chuck quotes can be displayed in one sitting.
Make with the funny EinEinhander Sn0m4n wrote:W00T!! FUQ Updates are always phun! Keep 'em up.
*wonders how long it'll take for E. Sn0 to grace the FUQ*
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Check my "Dont shoot cum into your eye" thread...Dalton wrote:Yeah, they're pretty much saturating the thingDurandal wrote:You might want to set a limit on how many Strowbridge or Chuck quotes can be displayed in one sitting.Make with the funny EinEinhander Sn0m4n wrote:W00T!! FUQ Updates are always phun! Keep 'em up.
*wonders how long it'll take for E. Sn0 to grace the FUQ*
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Well, considering that the first rule of living is "pretend you are hilarious", I'd say I am pretty funny. Hell, at least my first post was considered 'FUQable': http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=#62071Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.
BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
It's got some spelling errors, but not bad for a first post, I'd say. my second post, 5th from the bottom, is pretty amusing as well.
Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:
A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?
They don't.
Moral: Don't fucking lie.
By His Word...
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I missed this! Sorry Spanky.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.
BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
LOL. I'll make some considerations later; right now I have other priorities. Post more stuff in this thread and I'll see what I can add!Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Well, considering that the first rule of living is "pretend you are hilarious", I'd say I am pretty funny. Hell, at least my first post was considered 'FUQable': http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=#62071
It's got some spelling errors, but not bad for a first post, I'd say. my second post, 5th from the bottom, is pretty amusing as well.
Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?
They don't.
Moral: Don't fucking lie.
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Einhander: NO NO NO
Too sick, even by FUQ "standards"
Too sick, even by FUQ "standards"
Thank you, and might I say your sig image frightens me terribly?Admiral Valdemar wrote:Yay! Update!
Oh and nice avatar, Dalton.
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To Absent Friends
"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster
May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)Darth Utsanomiko wrote: Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'.Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?
They don't.
Moral: Don't fucking lie.
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Spanky got some good licks in on the DarkStar page.Eleas wrote:...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)
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"y = mx + bro" - Surlethe
"You try THAT shit again, kid, and I will mod you. I will
mod you so hard, you'll wish I were Dalton." - Lagmonster
May the way of the Hero lead to the Triforce.
Well yeah, I don't dispute those. But this one, IMHO, just didn't cut it.Dalton wrote:Spanky got some good licks in on the DarkStar page.Eleas wrote:...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)
On the other hand, it's out of my hands.
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