New FUQ Update 1/31

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New FUQ Update 1/31

Post by Dalton »

http://www.daltonator.net/fuq/random.php

Random quotes!

Right now it's set at 15, but I'm considering adding support for x number of quotes. What numbers would you like to see? I'm thinking of 5, 10, 15, 30 and 50.
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Looks good at fifteen.

Still needs more of me, though. :P
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Looks good at fifteen.

Still needs more of me, though. :P
That's what they all say :mrgreen:

If you want in feel free to MAIL ME THE FUNNY

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I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny. :mrgreen:
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny. :mrgreen:
Strowbridge has sent me megabytes of stuff from him, ya know... :lol:
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But the quotes, there so.....so Random!? Whats the point?
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Variety. :mrgreen:
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Busy next day or so for you Dalton...
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Busy next day or so for you Dalton...
Yeah? Why?
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Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.

BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
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Dalton wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Busy next day or so for you Dalton...
Yeah? Why?
Just observing:

* You are tabulating GSD info
* You just updated the FUQ
* The forums have become a little more of a madhouse then usual.

I was trying to compliment you on holding it together and still finding time for work.

now if I can just do the Impossible and get Mark to play nicely with everyone else.....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Just observing:

* You are tabulating GSD info
* You just updated the FUQ
* The forums have become a little more of a madhouse then usual.

I was trying to compliment you on holding it together and still finding time for work.

now if I can just do the Impossible and get Mark to play nicely with everyone else.....
Ahhh. Actually..

1. The info is tabulated, but I gotta write up the ceremony;
2. That was a sneak update :)
3. The other supermods can do work too ;)
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Dalton wrote:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I dunno, that seems a little self centred. And I'd rather someone else pick something I said, as then I'd know it was actually funny. :mrgreen:
Strowbridge has sent me megabytes of stuff from him, ya know... :lol:
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

lol

oh, and there's that nice updates on your day off factor too
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You might want to set a limit on how many Strowbridge or Chuck quotes can be displayed in one sitting. :)
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W00T!! FUQ Updates are always phun! Keep 'em up.

*wonders how long it'll take for E. Sn0 to grace the FUQ*
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Durandal wrote:You might want to set a limit on how many Strowbridge or Chuck quotes can be displayed in one sitting. :)
Yeah, they're pretty much saturating the thing :D
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:W00T!! FUQ Updates are always phun! Keep 'em up.

*wonders how long it'll take for E. Sn0 to grace the FUQ*
Make with the funny Ein :)
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Dalton wrote:
Durandal wrote:You might want to set a limit on how many Strowbridge or Chuck quotes can be displayed in one sitting. :)
Yeah, they're pretty much saturating the thing :D
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:W00T!! FUQ Updates are always phun! Keep 'em up.

*wonders how long it'll take for E. Sn0 to grace the FUQ*
Make with the funny Ein :)
Check my "Dont shoot cum into your eye" thread... :twisted:
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Yay! Update!

Oh and nice avatar, Dalton. 8)
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Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.

BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
Well, considering that the first rule of living is "pretend you are hilarious", I'd say I am pretty funny. Hell, at least my first post was considered 'FUQable': http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=#62071

It's got some spelling errors, but not bad for a first post, I'd say. my second post, 5th from the bottom, is pretty amusing as well.

Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?

They don't.

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A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'. :P
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Post by Dalton »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, then. Expect to get a shitload from me for the next several weeks when I can find some time.

BTW: Utsanomiko often posts some pretty funny stuff. And his post count is like 7x smaller than mine, so it'll be easier to go through.
I missed this! Sorry Spanky.
Darth Utsanomiko wrote:Well, considering that the first rule of living is "pretend you are hilarious", I'd say I am pretty funny. Hell, at least my first post was considered 'FUQable': http://bbs.stardestroyer.net/viewtopic. ... ght=#62071

It's got some spelling errors, but not bad for a first post, I'd say. my second post, 5th from the bottom, is pretty amusing as well.

Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?

They don't.

Moral: Don't fucking lie.
A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'. :P
LOL. I'll make some considerations later; right now I have other priorities. Post more stuff in this thread and I'll see what I can add!
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Post by Dalton »

Einhander: NO NO NO

Too sick, even by FUQ "standards" :mrgreen:

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Yay! Update!

Oh and nice avatar, Dalton. 8)
Thank you, and might I say your sig image frightens me terribly?
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Darth Utsanomiko wrote: Spanky's got some good flames here and there, when he puts effort into mouthing off to some serrious stupidity. The Official Stardestroyer thread's got some nice stuff, I ought to look into it more:
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:When do the films say Imperial-class?

They don't.

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A ditcionarty definition of 'blunt'. :P
...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)
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Eleas wrote:...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)
Spanky got some good licks in on the DarkStar page.
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Dalton wrote:
Eleas wrote:...uh... ok, that's mildly amusing, but somehow I don't quite think it's FUQ-worthy. (With apologies to Spanky.)
Spanky got some good licks in on the DarkStar page.
Well yeah, I don't dispute those. But this one, IMHO, just didn't cut it.

On the other hand, it's out of my hands. :)
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