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Well, I was working at a bar one night, when the guy who raped one of the waitri's best friends walked in.

You would never know how much damage bloody mary mix can do in the hands of the right woman.
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keep up the good work! :D
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Beat him with a Benjamin Spock book for bonus points.
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Or Susan Brownmiller (Criminal Psycologist, specializing in profiling sex offenders and treating their victims)
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well, I was working at a bar one night, when the guy who raped one of the waitri's best friends walked in.

You would never know how much damage bloody mary mix can do in the hands of the right woman.
I hope she was on. Oh, I hope she was on...
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

Good work. Next time that pedophile sheepfucker tries anything, try to arrange it so that his naughty bits "accidentally" get irreparably damaged/destroyed. I also want pictures, and while yall are at it, break his fingers and whack his hands with a few Bibles (only because its a nice big heavy book ;)) several dozen times so he can't use them ever again for anything. I hate pedophiles.
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For future reference, if you use a stun gun of 50kv or more, and apply it to the skull, for more than 5 seconds, you get a very interesting phenomina.
Retrograde amnesia. :? Not only do you not remember what happened, but you forget the preceeding 2-15 hours, like binge drinking blackout. :?
Very useful when it is your word against nobody's! :wink:
Hurt pedophiles, BAD. :evil:
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You can also permanently give them stroke like symptoms, resulting from brain damage. Is this a bad thing?
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