New FUQ Update 1/31

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-31 12:24pm

Oi! What about my comment in your marriage thread?

Don't make Dalton giggle, I could feel the tremors sitting in my donought shop next door.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 12:24pm

Eleas wrote:On the other hand, it's out of my hands.

I think it was just an example, but Spanky can really lash out when he wants to. Kynes-level flames even.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 12:25pm

Ted wrote:Oi! What about my comment in your marriage thread?
Dalton wrote:Don't make Dalton giggle, I could feel the tremors sitting in my donought shop next door.

That entire thread's getting put into the Archive.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-31 12:26pm

Dalton wrote:
Ted wrote:Oi! What about my comment in your marriage thread?
Dalton wrote:Don't make Dalton giggle, I could feel the tremors sitting in my donought shop next door.
That entire thread's getting put into the Archive.

Nice.

I'll finally be there!

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 12:28pm

Ted wrote:Nice.

I'll finally be there!

That you will!

BTW I just FUQed that one line.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 12:29pm

Dalton wrote:Einhander: NO NO NO

Too sick, even by FUQ "standards"

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Yay! Update!

Oh and nice avatar, Dalton.
Thank you, and might I say your sig image frightens me terribly?

A good enough reason to include it.

Don't worry, I have some SB.com members spooked by my Ebola Zaire avatar.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2003-01-31 12:31pm

Dalton wrote:
Ted wrote:Nice.

I'll finally be there!
That you will!

BTW I just FUQed that one line.

SAWEET!

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-31 12:32pm

How about this one here:

XaLEv wrote:Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...

Out of context of course.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 12:37pm

XaLEv wrote:How about this one here:
XaLEv wrote:Of course, semen doesn't get along well with open wounds, either...
Out of context of course.

Sounds like something better suited for the No Shit list...but this is good enough

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-31 12:45pm

It was the first, short quote that came to mind that summed him up. I was going to simply paraphrase it, but the thread is still on page one.

I'll just leave him to sroting out his 2700 posts, and stick to mine. I ought to look through his responces to darkstar's "maybe SW humans have metal in their necks" argument, at least.

Post by **Dalton** » 2003-01-31 12:51pm

Whatever you dig up, feel free to post!

Utsanomiko · Post by **Utsanomiko** » 2003-01-31 01:01pm

(Responding to Soontir C'baoth asking if a screen capture of an Imperial getting shot in ANH showed his guts exploding out and on fire):

Darth Utsanomiko wrote:"Captain, my guts are all up in smoke and flamage!!"
"Negative, it's just the blaster bolt exploding against your body. Let those sparks fly for the good of your Empire, Ensign!"

C'mon, burning guts in a PG movie? What color is the sky on your planet?

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 01:53pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:Would it really hurt your reputation as a hatfucker to show a little tact every millenia or so? Perhaps you could start by making sense and then figure out where the nearest railbridge is, so you can then jump off it and into an oncoming freight train, thus relieving mother nature of the embarassment of creating you in the first place.

And why do you come here if you say it is for faggots? Have you not decided on your gender or sexuality yet because your mother and father were too inbred to pass genitalia onto you or were you the result of a chemical spill in Yemen?

That was against a wanker called Tome who was trolling SB.com a while back.

Meh, I had loads of good material to add but can't find it, maybe if I just get drunk or hit my head against this desk hard enough I may regurgitate some good material (along with a good deal of blood and guts).

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 01:56pm

Well since it's my mission in life to kill all of Santa's Reindeer in cruel and unusual ways, and to reduce the C.S. staturation of the FUQ by any means nessarry I guess I will have to come up with either more one liners or more things for Chuck and otehrs to use as a set up....

Eleas · Post by **Eleas** » 2003-01-31 01:59pm

Dalton wrote:
Eleas wrote:On the other hand, it's out of my hands.
I think it was just an example, but Spanky can really lash out when he wants to. Kynes-level flames even.

Granted.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 02:02pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Well since it's my mission in life to kill all of Santa's Reindeer in cruel and unusual ways, and to reduce the C.S. staturation of the FUQ by any means nessarry I guess I will have to come up with either more one liners or more things for Chuck and otehrs to use as a set up....

I see it like this. Either you swallow an encyclopaedia of witticisms and insults and use it oft to get attention and turn a dull moment into hysterical laughter.

Or, you have a lobotomy and parade the forums as a troll with a lame or hilariously retarded name (DarkStar, Tim Jones etc.) using your mouth as the proverbial anus.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-31 02:05pm

Go for the book!!!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 02:10pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Go for the book!!!

Now we have another problem. How do I stuff a book of such size into Yosemite Bear's mouth without exploding numerous and interesting articles of paper and flesh from his head. And what type of sauce would make it go down better?

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-31 02:12pm

Ketchup.

And hmmmmm... I say we sort into small yet easily digestable bits.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 02:14pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Ketchup.

And hmmmmm... I say we sort into small yet easily digestable bits.

Maybe it would be easier to eat the CD-ROM or DVD-ROM of Encyclopaedia Brittanica instead...

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 02:16pm

Your forgetting three things:

*I'm a cook
*I'm a Lump
*I know the dark secrets of Santa's Riegndeer, Infact Donner was over the other night for Fava Beans, Venison and a nice wine list.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 02:16pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Ghost Rider wrote:Ketchup.

And hmmmmm... I say we sort into small yet easily digestable bits.
Maybe it would be easier to eat the CD-ROM or DVD-ROM of Encyclopaedia Brittanica instead...

Why?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 02:20pm

What good would the Encyclopedia of Britannica do me, I already know enough usless trivia to get on a game show. (Jeopardy to be exact, damn but the ****-ing FCC ****** never let me be a contestant, so I only got the home game version), I guess bartlets quotes would be better.

poor Rudolph, that Freke and Gere chased him down and ate him when Odin decided to take christmas back.....

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 02:23pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Your forgetting three things:

*I'm a cook
*I'm a Lump
*I know the dark secrets of Santa's Riegndeer, Infact Donner was over the other night for Fava Beans, Venison and a nice wine list.

Donner kebab anyone?

*Rimshot*

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-31 02:34pm

Like I said, I have supplied some good set ups for other people's entries into the FUQ....

like my Hal vs. Voyager post.
-10,000,000 years post
one of the posts that chuck has under new posts right now.