Would You Trust This Guy...

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 01:24pm

With your penis?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/2714511.stm

Ouch! Mind you, anyone who wants that type of op is seriously deprived.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-01-31 01:26pm

No way in the Z'xulth.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 01:34pm

Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 02:06pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!

Why is that when reading that it sounded like an ad for a new SubWay meal?

I don't think I'm going to eat a footlong sub ever again...

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 02:09pm

Does

answer your question?

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-31 02:40pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!

HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool.............

, especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now...

)

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-31 03:13pm

damn. I feel outclassed.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-31 03:17pm

Why would any man let anybody cut into their manhood?

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-31 03:29pm

After The Cat Incident, anyone who comes near my dick with anything resembling a sharp object will die.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 03:31pm

HemlockGrey wrote:After The Cat Incident, anyone who comes near my dick with anything resembling a sharp object will die.

I guess that rules out all kinky sex for Hemlock.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-31 03:34pm

I read about that. The guy who got it done was a professional stripper who was unsatisfied with his "performance". I did stripping once for a joke and i still have the mental scars. In that kinda job you DO NOT give the customers too much to hold on to.

Post by **Lagmonster** » 2003-01-31 03:34pm

This is the part where I rehash my statement that the only time a person may bring a sharp object near to my groin area will be after they have used that sharp object to hack off my arms and legs, thus removing my ability to fight them off.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-01-31 03:45pm

You could still try gnawing at them with your teeth.

And nope the only way someone is coming at me with a sharp object to the groin is because I'm dead.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 03:47pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
Why is that when reading that it sounded like an ad for a new SubWay meal?

I don't think I'm going to eat a footlong sub ever again...

I'm going to get Dalton to read this.... He'll FUQ it in no time!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 03:48pm

Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... )

*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-31 03:54pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Not a fucking chance in Hell. My penis is (ATTENTION SIZE QUEENS!) 8 inches long anyway (and a nice meaty 2 inches wide, too), so the enlargement docs and the spammers who fill my email inbox full of their offers can sit on it and rotate!
HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... )
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*

Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................

I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-31 03:56pm

Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote: HA!
Beat ya by an inch in length and 1/2 an inch in width!
(No, no one drool............. , especially einy please, I'm not ready for a gay relationship now... )
*Droooooooooooooooooooooool*
Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................

I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'.

Sure...

Julhelm · Post by **Julhelm** » 2003-01-31 03:57pm

Ouch!

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 03:58pm

Julhelm wrote:Ouch!

[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay!

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-31 04:02pm

verilon wrote:
Julhelm wrote:Ouch!
[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay!

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...

Hey, I'm joking here.

And, Einy, perhaps you could....erm.... pm me.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 04:03pm

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Julhelm wrote:Ouch!
[bite] Welcome to SD.Net and enjoy your stay!

Tycho... EIny... that would be better suited for that Rob Drama thread...
Hey, I'm joking here.
And, Einy, perhaps you could....erm.... pm me.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-31 04:03pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: *Droooooooooooooooooooooool*
Einy?
I have something to tell you.........................

I'm not gay. Sorry.
But we can be 'just friends'.
Sure...

Pssstt......

Ok. Just 'friends' then.

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 04:04pm

Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......

No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.

Captain tycho · Post by **Captain tycho** » 2003-01-31 04:05pm

verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......

No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.

LOL.

I'm joking here. Sheesh.
Or am I......

Post by **haas mark** » 2003-01-31 04:09pm

Captain tycho wrote:
verilon wrote:
Captain tycho wrote:Pssstt......

No, I wanna make hot love to you all day.

LOL.
I'm joking here. Sheesh.
Or am I......

Hence...