But I think we can use that for BAM, Fingolfin. Once the plagues die down, we can totally use an awesome ad campaign to jumpstart international travel!
The Pathogen Wars will cause a reversion to 80s fashion and synthesizers!
Eh.. Ah.. Ok.. I guess an ad campaign is required?
This is what happens when you go into business with the Shrooms.
They'll corrupt your precious bodily fluids!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:This is what happens when you go into business with the Shrooms.
They'll corrupt your precious bodily fluids!
And next minute, you'd have the religious protesting in front of the Shroomanian embassy, decrying the morally decadence of Shroomania!
STGOD: Byzantine Empire Your spirit, diseased as it is, refuses to allow you to give up, no matter what threats you face... and whatever wreckage you leave behind you.
Kreia
Shadow is greatest country in the world! Number one exporter of potassium!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Those vids Siege posted? I think that's what'll happen when Shroomanian culture seeps into the CSR's! Glasnost! Perestroika! The Sarajevo Sixshooters and the Crimson Commando Choir!
(The Sarajevo Sixshooters will be outrageous Shroomanian rockers who've never been into the USSR!)
Still.
Shadow is greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Shadow is number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Shadow is home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Shadow is friend of all except Khitan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Shadow industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Shadow’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Vulpesia’s
Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Come grasp the might of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
Mercury 2d is approaching fast(A), so we need a name for the cute intrepid chimpanzee space astronaut.
JULY 20TH 1969 - The day the entire world was looking up
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. - NEIL ARMSTRONG, MISSION COMMANDER, APOLLO 11
Signature dedicated to the greatest achievement of mankind.
MILDLY DERANGED PHYSICIST does not mind BREAKING the SOUND BARRIER, because it is INSURED. - Simon_Jester considering the problems of hypersonic flight for Team L.A.M.E.
USSR National Anthem wrote:Shadow is greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Shadow is number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Shadow is home of Tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.
Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Shadow is friend of all except Khitan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Shadow industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Shadow’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course Vulpesia’s
Shadow is, Shadow is very nice place.
From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Shroomtown.
Come grasp the might of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!
By the executive decision of Premier Shady this is the new national anthem of the USSR.
Also: Do the monkey names have to contain the word "Shroom" in them?
Shroom Man 777 wrote:He still has that Rage Gas from San Dorado, BY THE WAY.
Oh, and I just remember I had a Shepistani Embassy in Shroomania.
And I also have a Shroomanian Embassy in Shepistan....
The Shroomanian diplos are probably hiding in their centennial bomb shelter. Can anyone be so kind as to pick them up?
Either Lonestar or I should eb able to but I am in the process of moving a whole freakin' division back into town so it will probably be anohter (in-game) couple of weeks before I even have enough advance elements to make a grab. Lonestar may have the troops on the ground but he is going to be dealing with a seriously crazy border situation for at least another (in-game) month possibly two.
So long story short I hope your folks have enough McShroomribs Sandwhich and BigShroomacs to last them through the wait.
SDNet World Nation: Wilkonia
Armourer of the WARWOLVES
ASVS Vet's Association (Class of 2000)
Former C.S. Strowbridge Gold Ego Award Winner MEMBER of the Anti-PETA Anti-Facist LEAGUE
"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. "
-Kingdom of Heaven
Most nations of the world already ditched their diplomatic missions to Shepistan during that Embassy War thing when Shep's Al-Fucker stabbed and killed Loinstar's ambassador, when PeZookia detained the Sheppo diplomats and Shep responded by besieging the PeZookian embassy.
As it is, the Shroomanian Embassy was probably the only embassy in Shepistan - aside from the IRT's and Japanistan's or something. Because of that, and because Shroomania allows lots of people (from PeZookia, Byzantium, Canissia, etc.) to have Shroomanian passports and citizenships, the Shroomanian Embassy is also a very important place for foreign spies - like those SSS guys who stole that Shepistani bioweapons scientists. The Shroomanian Embassy is basically Spy Heaven and has lotsa important stuffs in its file folders.
Aaaaaanyway, the Embassy also has a bunker with supplies that can last the folks for months, if not a year, so they should be fine. They'll just pop up a transponder and await rescue... as they slowly go insane within the confines of their subterranean tombs of reinforced concrete!
Also, Baerne should be the location of the bioweapons conference. So we can call the treaty the World International Baerne Bioweapons Limitation Entete. WIBBLE.
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
They should be fine then just don't forget to keep bugging us because a month or so down the road in game and it mgiht slip to priority 12 or something.
Anyway I'm still offering up Cancun as an alternate site. Since (in game) its right about July at the moment I can promsie lots of girls on summer holiday and bars with very late hours where you can litterally stumble down the street and fall into one.
SDNet World Nation: Wilkonia
Armourer of the WARWOLVES
ASVS Vet's Association (Class of 2000)
Former C.S. Strowbridge Gold Ego Award Winner MEMBER of the Anti-PETA Anti-Facist LEAGUE
"I put no stock in religion. By the word religion I have seen the lunacy of fanatics of every denomination be called the will of god. I have seen too much religion in the eyes of too many murderers. Holiness is in right action, and courage on behalf of those who cannot defend themselves, and goodness. "
-Kingdom of Heaven
If your nation has more whores than Baerne, then...
But hey, Baerne is one of the smaller nations, we should let them get some highlights too.
Eh, my guys in Shepistan will be fine. They can eat cake!
"DO YOU WORSHIP HOMOSEXUALS?" - Curtis Saxton (source) shroom is a lovely boy and i wont hear a bad word against him - LUSY-CHAN! Shit! Man, I didn't think of that! It took Shroom to properly interpret the screams of dying people - PeZook Shroom, I read out the stuff you write about us. You are an endless supply of morale down here. :p - an OWS street medic Pink Sugar Heart Attack!
"A cult is a religion with no political power." -Tom Wolfe Pardon me for sounding like a dick, but I'm playing the tiniest violin in the world right now-Dalton
Eh.. Ah.. Ok.. I guess an ad campaign is required?
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