Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well
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Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well
Hi all, finally got around to registering with the forum even though ive been reading this site of years now.
Might have seen my ISD over the white house photo on the media page. In case you missed it, here it is as well as some other shopped stuff, and some of my drawings.
Might have seen my ISD over the white house photo on the media page. In case you missed it, here it is as well as some other shopped stuff, and some of my drawings.
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here's a link to my deviant art page if ya wanna see more.. would appreciate any opinions, critisms, ect ect ya might have.
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Really like those drawings man, love them.
Also, you didn't give any link at all.
Also, you didn't give any link at all.
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Re: Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well
I really like the one with the boy and the dog.
I'm pretty sure the Star Destroyer is out of scale in the first pic.
I'm pretty sure the Star Destroyer is out of scale in the first pic.
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Darth Ruinus wrote:Really like those drawings man, love them.
Also, you didn't give any link at all.
Ooops, brain fart.
http://theporkchopexpress.deviantart.com/gallery/
and yea, it prolly any where near scale if the Sd was over the white house, but what you expect, im an artist not an engineer. Lets just say its a bit further back and higher up (seeing how its still in the clouds a lil)
Any holes in logic or flaws in scaling can easily be explained by the large amount of pain killers im on.
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I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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I like your drawings. It's nice to see things other than stupid comic book characters.
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I'm pretty sure i had some of her nude.. or very close to it, i should definately be able to find some boobage for you at the very least.havokeff wrote:I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.
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I take it you are being humorous?JLTucker wrote:I like your drawings. It's nice to see things other than stupid comic book characters.
@TPE: Great artwork.
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Really cool! I hope to see more!
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a series i did of a friend.. she sent me some photos of her on a playground.. and i thought, what goes with playground.. so obviously i added nukes.
there was a 5th, but it sucked.
there was a 5th, but it sucked.
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It's Shep's girlfriend!
Seriously, man, keep it up, your art rocks!
Have a very nice day.
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Seriously, man, keep it up, your art rocks!
Have a very nice day.
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Nothing goes with playgrounds like nukes. Nice work man.
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Re: Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well
Sounds like a plan.ThePorkchopExpress wrote:I'm pretty sure i had some of her nude.. or very close to it, i should definately be able to find some boobage for you at the very least.havokeff wrote:I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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btw I think some added blur on the SD (so that it would seem more like it's actually there rather then "glued" on) might be enough to "sell" it, I ain't ofc an expert so take it as you will.
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Are you suggesting thats not a real photograph of a star destroyer over the white house?!?!Lord Revan wrote:btw I think some added blur on the SD (so that it would seem more like it's actually there rather then "glued" on) might be enough to "sell" it, I ain't ofc an expert so take it as you will.
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couple more of my more... odd works.
My mom wanted me to draw her grand kids... so i did.. i drew them sexually assaulting a clown.
i hate clowns.
My mom wanted me to draw her grand kids... so i did.. i drew them sexually assaulting a clown.
i hate clowns.
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As a father, I find that morally hilarious
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Re: Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well
Might want to throw a "NSFW" tag into the thread title now.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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Time for some photography with half naked teenagers then eh?havokeff wrote: Might want to throw a "NSFW" tag into the thread title now.
as well as a drawing of my soon to be wife Kammy..
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Hopefully EIGHT teen. Should probably do those as links to be on the safe side though. You seem like you may have quite a bit to contribute to AMP, and I would hate to see you get banned.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.
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yes they are all definately 18.... ish
actually, they are all 18+ I dont mess about with anything that will get me thrown injail these days.. im too delicate.
actually, they are all 18+ I dont mess about with anything that will get me thrown injail these days.. im too delicate.
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Are they ok with you posting their pics here?
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I'd ask them.. but they are all dead and buried in my basement.
All joking aside, even if they did have a problem with it, there isnt anything they can do about it since they were compensated for the shoot and i own the photos. They were just local wanna be models who i dont even talk to anymore.
the following are actually the 2 works of mine that have recieved the most praise and took the least amount of time and imagination to cook up...
All joking aside, even if they did have a problem with it, there isnt anything they can do about it since they were compensated for the shoot and i own the photos. They were just local wanna be models who i dont even talk to anymore.
the following are actually the 2 works of mine that have recieved the most praise and took the least amount of time and imagination to cook up...
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more silliness of mine.. i suppose i should have warned you all earlier that i make a serious effort to not ever be serious. I know the internet is serious buisness and isnt to be taken lightly.. but i cant help myself. I've been chronically ill most of my life.. and cant help but be infantile and silly every chance i get in the hopes i get to make some one laugh...
so in the spirit of halloween..
so in the spirit of halloween..
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