Best send-off line?
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Come to think of it, James Bond has had plenty of good ones too.
"And as I promised, I said I would read from the bible..." "...And if we could turn our bible to Pslams..."Happy shall he be that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Pslams 137:9) So let me ask you a question? Who is the worst influence, God or Marilyn Manson?" "God!" "And if that's not the best fucking example, God HIMSELF killed his own MOTHER FUCKING SON!"-Marilyn Manson
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"Hasta la vista, baby."
(What does that mean?)
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"RED LIGHT! GREEN LIGHT!"
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[quote="Evil Sadistic Bastard"]"Hasta la vista, baby."
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Either see you later, or see you soon I think.
And a classic from the Fist of the North Star movie(the original anime one):
Giant Thug: "...Because when I fight, it's always to the death!"
Kenshiro: "True. As a matter fo fact, you're already dead!"
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Either see you later, or see you soon I think.
And a classic from the Fist of the North Star movie(the original anime one):
Giant Thug: "...Because when I fight, it's always to the death!"
Kenshiro: "True. As a matter fo fact, you're already dead!"
Not an armored Jigglypuff
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Clint is just good for them.
"So long Shorty"-The Good the bad & the ugly
"Just hang on a little longer, and listen"-The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (To the Union Captain who was obsessed with the bridge)
"Buzzard's got to eat too"-Outlaw Jose Wales
"Well Do you punk"-Dirty Harry
"A man's got to know his limitations."-Magnum Force
"When You hang a man, you better make sure you finish the job!"- Hang 'em High
"All you have to do is just shoot straight for the Heart"-Fist full of Dollars
"No, just thought I was having a little trouble with my counting."- For a few dollars more
"He should have armed himself" -Unforgiven
"Deserve's Got Nothing to do with it." -Unforgiven
"So long Shorty"-The Good the bad & the ugly
"Just hang on a little longer, and listen"-The Good, The Bad & The Ugly (To the Union Captain who was obsessed with the bridge)
"Buzzard's got to eat too"-Outlaw Jose Wales
"Well Do you punk"-Dirty Harry
"A man's got to know his limitations."-Magnum Force
"When You hang a man, you better make sure you finish the job!"- Hang 'em High
"All you have to do is just shoot straight for the Heart"-Fist full of Dollars
"No, just thought I was having a little trouble with my counting."- For a few dollars more
"He should have armed himself" -Unforgiven
"Deserve's Got Nothing to do with it." -Unforgiven
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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It just means "goodbye". Possibly the simplest line ever spoken, and it's so freakin' popular.Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"Hasta la vista, baby."
(What does that mean?)
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"Now, I either loaded five bullets, or six. In the confusion, I've forgotten. Now, I believe the real question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
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No, no, NO!! It goes like this:HemlockGrey wrote:"Now, I either loaded five bullets, or six. In the confusion, I've forgotten. Now, I believe the real question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
"I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? To tell you the truth, I kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head CLEEEAN off, you should ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift. ~Steve Prefontaine
Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
Bond one
Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
And the Simpsons version
Do you expect me to talk?
No I expect to have a very cheap funeral for you
*Bond Escapes
STOP HIM!
*Homer turns from Vending Machine and Tackles Bond
Homer!... I can't thank you enough for that save, Tell you what, when you got home, there will be an extra story on your house!
There is nothing to belive in-Vicious
Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!
And the Simpsons version
Do you expect me to talk?
No I expect to have a very cheap funeral for you
*Bond Escapes
STOP HIM!
*Homer turns from Vending Machine and Tackles Bond
Homer!... I can't thank you enough for that save, Tell you what, when you got home, there will be an extra story on your house!
There is nothing to belive in-Vicious
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Thanks. I knew mine was bastardized and I've been trying to remember the whole version for ages."I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? To tell you the truth, I kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head CLEEEAN off, you should ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
The End of Suburbia
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
"If more cars are inevitable, must there not be roads for them to run on?"
-Robert Moses
"The Wire" is the best show in the history of television. Watch it today.
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"Yeah, that's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."
Sully screems as Arnold cuts the cable that's holding him up. Best part of Commando
"Yeah, that's right Matrix, you did!"
"I lied."
Sully screems as Arnold cuts the cable that's holding him up. Best part of Commando
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
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-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
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"This is the part where you fall down"
*From Samurai X, Kenshin's master about to slice some poor fools into itty bitty bits*
"Who are you?!?!?!?"
"You won't live long enough to remember my name"[/b]
"This is the part where you fall down"
*From Samurai X, Kenshin's master about to slice some poor fools into itty bitty bits*
"Who are you?!?!?!?"
"You won't live long enough to remember my name"[/b]
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"Have some of you Americans actually seen Football? Of course there are 0-0 draws but that doesn't make them any less exciting."
-Dr Roberts, with quite possibly the dumbest thing ever said in 10 years of SDNet.
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"You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it."- The Demolition Man.
"It's not evil for God to do it. Or for someone to do it at God's command."- Jonathan Boyd on baby-killing
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
"you guys are fascinated with the use of those "rules of logic" to the extent that you don't really want to discussus anything."- GC
"I do not believe Russian Roulette is a stupid act" - Embracer of Darkness
"Viagra commercials appear to save lives" - tharkûn on US health care.
http://www.stardestroyer.net/Mike/RantMode/Blurbs.html
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"Will you shut him up."-Condemed convict #3 (Inrefrence to Convict #2)
".....Well that's all this sinner has left to say"-Condemed convict #2 (Town preacher convicted of raping a teenage girl, who used the gallows as his pulpet)
Hang 'em High
"I always knew I would wind up in a place with a pool"-William Holden Sunset Bulevard
".....Well that's all this sinner has left to say"-Condemed convict #2 (Town preacher convicted of raping a teenage girl, who used the gallows as his pulpet)
Hang 'em High
"I always knew I would wind up in a place with a pool"-William Holden Sunset Bulevard
The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin