Best send-off line?

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Come to think of it, James Bond has had plenty of good ones too.
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"Hasta la vista, baby."

(What does that mean?)

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Oswald was a Wuss-the usual suspects
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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[quote="Evil Sadistic Bastard"]"Hasta la vista, baby."

(What does that mean?)
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Either see you later, or see you soon I think.

And a classic from the Fist of the North Star movie(the original anime one):

Giant Thug: "...Because when I fight, it's always to the death!"

Kenshiro: "True. As a matter fo fact, you're already dead!"
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"Deserve's got nuthin' to do with it."
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"Wake up, time to die."
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Clint is just good for them.

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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:"Hasta la vista, baby."

(What does that mean?)
:D It just means "goodbye". Possibly the simplest line ever spoken, and it's so freakin' popular.
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"Now, I either loaded five bullets, or six. In the confusion, I've forgotten. Now, I believe the real question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
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HemlockGrey wrote:"Now, I either loaded five bullets, or six. In the confusion, I've forgotten. Now, I believe the real question is, do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?"
No, no, NO!! It goes like this:

"I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? To tell you the truth, I kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head CLEEEAN off, you should ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
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Oh lookee, Darth Wong gots a snazzy new yoda avater.
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Bond one

Do you expect me to talk?
No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!

And the Simpsons version

Do you expect me to talk?
No I expect to have a very cheap funeral for you
*Bond Escapes
STOP HIM!
*Homer turns from Vending Machine and Tackles Bond
Homer!... I can't thank you enough for that save, Tell you what, when you got home, there will be an extra story on your house!

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"I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots, or only five? To tell you the truth, I kind of lost track myself in all this excitement. But bein' that this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and can blow your head CLEEEAN off, you should ask yourself a question: do I feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
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"Rememberr, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"

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*Johnny Cage in the original Mortal Kombat when hes got Goro on the edge of a cliff*

"This is the part where you fall down"

*From Samurai X, Kenshin's master about to slice some poor fools into itty bitty bits*

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"You're going to regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it."- The Demolition Man.
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In the movie "They Live" :

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum."
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From the Maltese Falcon

"I hope they don't hang you by that pretty little neck of yours."-To the girl he's been boinking that killed several gangsters and his partner for money.
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The scariest folk song lyrics are "My Boy Grew up to be just like me" from cats in the cradle by Harry Chapin
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"Will you shut him up."-Condemed convict #3 (Inrefrence to Convict #2)
".....Well that's all this sinner has left to say"-Condemed convict #2 (Town preacher convicted of raping a teenage girl, who used the gallows as his pulpet)
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