Thought id introduce myself and whore out my artwork as well

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-01 10:31am

Hi all, finally got around to registering with the forum even though ive been reading this site of years now.

Might have seen my ISD over the white house photo on the media page. In case you missed it, here it is as well as some other shopped stuff, and some of my drawings.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-01 10:36am

here's a link to my deviant art page if ya wanna see more.. would appreciate any opinions, critisms, ect ect ya might have.

Darth Ruinus · Post by **Darth Ruinus** » 2008-11-02 12:59am

Really like those drawings man, love them.

Also, you didn't give any link at all.

Feil · Post by **Feil** » 2008-11-02 03:39am

I really like the one with the boy and the dog.

I'm pretty sure the Star Destroyer is out of scale in the first pic.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-02 09:42am

Darth Ruinus wrote:Really like those drawings man, love them.

Also, you didn't give any link at all.

Ooops, brain fart.

http://theporkchopexpress.deviantart.com/gallery/

and yea, it prolly any where near scale if the Sd was over the white house, but what you expect, im an artist not an engineer. Lets just say its a bit further back and higher up (seeing how its still in the clouds a lil)

Any holes in logic or flaws in scaling can easily be explained by the large amount of pain killers im on.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-11-02 05:42pm

I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.

JLTucker · Post by **JLTucker** » 2008-11-02 05:43pm

I like your drawings. It's nice to see things other than stupid comic book characters.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-02 08:49pm

havokeff wrote:I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.

I'm pretty sure i had some of her nude.. or very close to it, i should definately be able to find some boobage for you at the very least.

Enigma · Post by **Enigma** » 2008-11-02 09:36pm

JLTucker wrote:I like your drawings. It's nice to see things other than stupid comic book characters.

I take it you are being humorous?

@TPE: Great artwork.

TheMuffinKing · Post by **TheMuffinKing** » 2008-11-02 09:41pm

Really cool! I hope to see more!

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-02 10:41pm

a series i did of a friend.. she sent me some photos of her on a playground.. and i thought, what goes with playground.. so obviously i added nukes.

there was a 5th, but it sucked.

Post by **fgalkin** » 2008-11-03 01:15am

It's Shep's girlfriend!

Seriously, man, keep it up, your art rocks!

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Phantasee · Post by **Phantasee** » 2008-11-03 08:59pm

Nothing goes with playgrounds like nukes.

Nice work man.

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-11-03 09:12pm

ThePorkchopExpress wrote:
havokeff wrote:I like the DA gallery. Very provocative. The chubby blond DJ girl is fucking sexy. Put up more pictures of her. Or give her my number.
I'm pretty sure i had some of her nude.. or very close to it, i should definately be able to find some boobage for you at the very least.

Sounds like a plan.

Lord Revan · Post by **Lord Revan** » 2008-11-04 01:26am

btw I think some added blur on the SD (so that it would seem more like it's actually there rather then "glued" on) might be enough to "sell" it, I ain't ofc an expert so take it as you will.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-04 11:24am

Lord Revan wrote:btw I think some added blur on the SD (so that it would seem more like it's actually there rather then "glued" on) might be enough to "sell" it, I ain't ofc an expert so take it as you will.

Are you suggesting thats not a real photograph of a star destroyer over the white house?!?!

You have impugned my honor sir, i challenge you a duel.. with nerf... to the death!

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-04 11:33am

couple more of my more... odd works.

My mom wanted me to draw her grand kids... so i did.. i drew them sexually assaulting a clown.

i hate clowns.

tim31 · Post by **tim31** » 2008-11-04 05:35pm

As a father, I find that morally hilarious

There's no putting the lid on this now. Post moar!

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-11-04 05:39pm

Might want to throw a "NSFW" tag into the thread title now.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-04 08:31pm

havokeff wrote: Might want to throw a "NSFW" tag into the thread title now.

Time for some photography with half naked teenagers then eh?

as well as a drawing of my soon to be wife Kammy..

Havok · Post by **Havok** » 2008-11-04 08:52pm

Hopefully EIGHT teen. Should probably do those as links to be on the safe side though. You seem like you may have quite a bit to contribute to AMP, and I would hate to see you get banned.

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-05 09:51am

yes they are all definately 18.... ish

actually, they are all 18+ I dont mess about with anything that will get me thrown injail these days.. im too delicate.

generator_g1 · Post by **generator_g1** » 2008-11-05 10:59am

Are they ok with you posting their pics here?

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-05 07:57pm

I'd ask them.. but they are all dead and buried in my basement.

All joking aside, even if they did have a problem with it, there isnt anything they can do about it since they were compensated for the shoot and i own the photos. They were just local wanna be models who i dont even talk to anymore.

the following are actually the 2 works of mine that have recieved the most praise and took the least amount of time and imagination to cook up...

ThePorkchopExpress · Post by **ThePorkchopExpress** » 2008-11-05 08:01pm

more silliness of mine.. i suppose i should have warned you all earlier that i make a serious effort to not ever be serious. I know the internet is serious buisness and isnt to be taken lightly.. but i cant help myself. I've been chronically ill most of my life.. and cant help but be infantile and silly every chance i get in the hopes i get to make some one laugh...
so in the spirit of halloween..

StarDestroyer.Net BBS

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