SD.Net World Redux Comment Thread IV

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Re: SD.Net World Redux Comment Thread IV

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Bah, nothing beats a Universal Motors product in a straight line! Our cars corner as nimbly as battleships, but who cares about such trivialities?

Say, are we allowed to install nitro boosters in our F1 cars? ;)
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Re: SD.Net World Redux Comment Thread IV

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DarthShady wrote:My nuclear tractors happen to be equipped with the finest Byzantine racing technology, improved further by USSR scientists and engineers. :lol:

We take our racing seriously.

You do not stand a chance. :D
You can't match Shroomanian safety standards. BDSMW pioneered technologies now taken for granted, like seatbelts, stuff designed by Shroomanian homosexual bondage freak engineers and designers. :P

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*arranges for Shroomanian vehicles to be sabotaged*

We'll see about that? :lol:

Also:Here we go... :D
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Man, comrade-premier Shady just can't get a break, can he?
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Re: SD.Net World Redux Comment Thread IV

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Gentlemen, Chim Chim is up, and he will indeed be watching the race from outer space.

And goddammit,you guys are so gonna get your asses kicked! 'Coz the chimp is totally cheering for us!
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Yay mindless diversion and a total lack of suddenly impending worldwide doom!
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PeZook wrote:And goddammit,you guys are so gonna get your asses kicked! 'Coz the chimp is totally cheering for us!
Somewhere, over the F1 Races

The Shinra Republic Air Force B-1 bomber was off course, only they didn't know it yet. Somebody, apparently one who was not a race fan, had sabotaged the Lowell GPS computers. And so it was, as the spectators got a thrill from seeing a B-1 fly overhead before the race started. A thrill that was turned to horror as the bombs started exploding, taking out every last race car on the track...

Darn, I guess nobody won! :twisted:
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Re: SD.Net World Redux Comment Thread IV

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Not a fan of Formula 1, I guess? :D
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PeZook wrote:Not a fan of Formula 1, I guess? :D
I am totally nuetral. Now our mystery hacker, on the other hand... :P

Maybe it's Karic? DUN DUN DUN

Anyway, since I don't remember the details of your agreement on open borders with Coyote, perhaps you could send me a PM about it or something? Or shall we just handwave this one?
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There were details? :D

It was basically:

1) All persons with Canissian or PeZookian ID can move freely across the border
2) Customs control is moved from the borders to mobile patrols within a certain range from them (see Schengen)
3) No tarrifs, free trade, Kumbaya :P
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SiegeTank wrote:Man, comrade-premier Shady just can't get a break, can he?
Nope. :D Where's the fun in that? :twisted:
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Hey, doesn't Shroomania have similar free travel agreements with PeZookia? Both nations are historically pretty tight, and FUNny. :)
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Remember, I'm entering EAST Shepistan, not EASTERN Shepistan.
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What's the... difference? :?

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We're total dumbshits. Tonkin didn't sign the WIBBLE/BREAD/whatever it is. We're all dead!
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Who cares about Tonkin?

They are greedy corporate assholes and they don't want Genocide because it's bad for profits, remember ;)
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Are we gonna race or what?
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Shroom Man 777 wrote:What's the... difference? :?

One is inhabited, one isn't.


Ba-dum-tish.


(East Shepistan is the Bangeledesh/Mexico craphole that is almost totally encapsulated by the Old Dominion).
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It's time for...the Business Scandal Week! :P
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Lonestar wrote:

One is inhabited, one isn't.

I suppose that isn't quite accurate, there are literally thousands of Bunkers in Shepistan that have a degree of CBR protection attached to them. Should lead to some good times...
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Wilkens, CSR and the Byzantine Empire agreed to sign the treaty.
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On Fingolfin's note I'm only updating the treaty to reflect public pronouncements of ratification. I know that the CSR, Byzantine, and Baernish delegations found the treaty acceptable but in-game they haven't announced ratification. Not trying to be a dick about it but if this is the OOC thread I'd rather it not affect the IC thread.
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CmdrWilkens wrote:On Fingolfin's note I'm only updating the treaty to reflect public pronouncements of ratification. I know that the CSR, Byzantine, and Baernish delegations found the treaty acceptable but in-game they haven't announced ratification. Not trying to be a dick about it but if this is the OOC thread I'd rather it not affect the IC thread.
Done. I kind of assumed it was given since we said in the in-game thread that we approved and would sign the treaty.
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You people suck! We'll have to re-train our goddamn immigrant fastfood employees!

And I blame Zor'z BnL for this. They've been struggling to catch up with MacMills and have probably done DUBIOUS THINGS to do so. It's ALL THEIR FAULT! MacMill's is a respected fastfood corporation from a first world nation, while BnL are run by some goddamn islander colonial types!

But yeah, expect our sociopathic clown mascots to clean up their act. :)

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Shroom Man 777 wrote:You people suck! We'll have to re-train our goddamn immigrant fastfood employees!

And I blame Zor'z BnL for this. They've been struggling to catch up with MacMills and have probably done DUBIOUS THINGS to do so. It's ALL THEIR FAULT! MacMill's is a respected fastfood corporation from a first world nation, while BnL are run by some goddamn islander colonial types!

But yeah, expect our sociopathic clown mascots to clean up their act. :)

Fucking San Doradoans...
Well you know, when one major company screws up, quite likely they will tarnish the reputation of the entire industry... so yeah...
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I wonder how Byzantine Beefs is doing. But I'm sure Pretzel PeZookia is doing fine. :P

Hrm, I should do my San Dorado visit!
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