Best Duffman Lines

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-31 10:26pm

My favorites:

"New feelings...BREWING IN DUFFMAN!...what would...JESUS DO?"

"But you said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunks!"
"Duffman....SAYS A LOT OF THINGS! OH YEAH!"

"Duffman....CANNOT DIE! Only the ACTORS WHO PLAY HIM!"

"Duffman....CAN'T BREATHE! OH NO!"

"Duffman...is THRUSTING...IN THE GENERAL DIRECTION of the PROBLEM..."

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-31 10:30pm

My favorite

"Duffman....CAN'T BREATHE! OH NO!"

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-31 10:36pm

I liked the "Duffman can never die. Only the actors who play him can," and the "Duffman is thrusting in the direction of the problem."

"Cut it out, Steve."

[whines] "You cut it out, Howard."

And finally, "Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now, who is ready to PARTY?"

BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-01-31 10:38pm

BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?

I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh

Master of Ossus · Post by **Master of Ossus** » 2003-01-31 10:39pm

Mr Bean wrote:
BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?
I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh

I know. I think it's a hilarious song, if only for that line, but I don't know the name of it so I can't download it.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-31 10:44pm

Master of Ossus wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?
I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh
I know. I think it's a hilarious song, if only for that line, but I don't know the name of it so I can't download it.

Google it. I've gotten song names by entering the lyrics before.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-31 10:47pm

I dled it, but all it was was the 'oooooh yeeeaaaah' over and over set to music

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 10:48pm

Mr Bean wrote:
BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?
I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh

Sounds like he stole that off Kool Aid Guy.

Exonerate · Post by **Exonerate** » 2003-01-31 10:50pm

Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:
BTW, what's Duffman's theme song?
I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh
Sounds like he stole that off Kool Aid Guy.

Nah, Duffman's is more like OoooohOoohhhOooohhh-Yeeeeaaaahhhhh...
Kool Aid is just like Oooohhhh-Yeaaaaah...

Big difference there.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-31 11:13pm

Exonerate wrote:
Admiral Valdemar wrote:
Mr Bean wrote:I just remeber the lines

Increably deep voice
*Oooohhh-Yeeeaaaahhhh
Sounds like he stole that off Kool Aid Guy.
Nah, Duffman's is more like OoooohOoohhhOooohhh-Yeeeeaaaahhhhh...
Kool Aid is just like Oooohhhh-Yeaaaaah...

Big difference there.

I stan... slouch corrected.

Darth Fanboy · Post by **Darth Fanboy** » 2003-02-01 12:49am

Lets get Duffed!

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-01 01:19am

"Hey it's Duffman, the guy a costume who goes around creating awareness of Duff"

Duffman didn't say it, but it refers to him, and I like it.

Alferd Packer · Post by **Alferd Packer** » 2003-02-01 01:32am

"Duffman's pension has been....MISMANAGED! OH YEAH!"

"Objection, Your Honor! That party-hearty attitude is copyright the Duff corporation!"

"Whatever happened to...FAIR USE?"

Durandal · Post by **Durandal** » 2003-02-01 02:39am

Duffman is thrusting into the situation!

BlkbrryTheGreat · Post by **BlkbrryTheGreat** » 2003-02-01 03:43am

"Duffman says alot of things! Oh yea!"

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-02-01 03:11pm

HemlockGrey wrote:I dled it, but all it was was the 'oooooh yeeeaaaah' over and over set to music

I thought that "Oh, Yeah!!" was the thing said by... KOOL-AID MAN!!