sing, everyone!

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-31 11:35pm

Published on Monday, December 16, 2002 by CommonDreams.org
If You're Happy And You Know It Bomb Iraq
by John Robbins

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi,
And your alibi is shoddy,
And your tastes remain quite gaudy,
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think that SUVs,
Are the best thing since sliced cheese,
And your father you must please,
Bomb Iraq.

If the globe is quickly warming, bomb Iraq.
If the poor will soon be storming, bomb Iraq.
We assert that might makes right,
Burning oil is a delight,
For the empire we will fight,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think that someone's dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

If corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain’t easy,
And your manhood’s getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might now knows no borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We’ll call it treason,
It's the make war not love season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2003-01-31 11:37pm

I disagree, but it's funny.

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-31 11:38pm

my response too. heh.

TrailerParkJawa · Post by **TrailerParkJawa** » 2003-01-31 11:49pm

Made me laugh even if I dont agree with alot of it.

Darth Servo · Post by **Darth Servo** » 2003-01-31 11:54pm

More proof that there are too many people out there with far too much time on their hands.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-02-01 02:52am

I found it to be quite humours. I larfed.