Fuck this bullshit. I CANNOT HAVE A MAD SCIENTIST GAP!
Shroomania will have THESE guys!
There's nothing to fear but fear itself.
DOCTOR KAPPA KRONER (Not his real name)
Formerly with the Shroombridge University's Biology Department working on Rage-infected monkeys as part of his psychiatric research on human aggression. But since the WIBBLE and the fact that the Rage virus has been weaponized and is thus in the to-be-destroyed list, he has since transfered to the Botanical Bureau to work with a peculiar species of blue flowers. He has put his research into human aggression on hold and is now studying the anatomy of fear.
Ready, set... Release!
PROFESSOR ICHABOD IRVING
From the University of Farbanti's Physics department. His specialty lies in lasers and space technology. Currently resides in Tauberg, specifically the city's new 'Titan Tower' which has just finished construction. He is eagerly awaiting its test firi... grand opening.
Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.
DOCTOR I.M. GOLDBLUM (The I.M. stands for Ian Malcolm)
A proverbial renaissance man and Professor Irving's protege. Formerly assigned to Shroomania's Hadron Uber Electron Galvanizer particle accelerator, but his knowledge on radio-activity and atomic physics has netted him a steady employment in the '
Grinning Gilgamesh 'project. His hobbies include lecturing on Chaos Theory, advertising Mushroomcintosh iShroom products, and studying invertebrate viology. Officially, he was reassigned from the HUEG due to excessive incidences of indecent exposure.
It took us to new directions, showed us things we would've never imagined...
DOCTOR BENJAMIN B. BENNETT (The B. stands for Black.)
Shroomania's foremost computer scientist - formerly employed at Cybershroom Systems before the company went bankrupt after an incident of domestic terrorism. Most recently worked with the joint Crimson-Shroomanian biotech team at Commune-1, combining natural and artificial neural nets by interfacing living brain tissue with inorganic components to create thinking 'cybernetic organisms'.
God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.
PROFESSOR STEPHEN SHROOM-KING
Renowned physicist and bestselling horror novelist, Professor Stephen Shroom-King suffers from a degenerative disease that leaves him almost entirely unable to move. Nonetheless, his brilliant mind and sheer willpower has made him a foundation of modern science and an icon of Shroomanian literature. His being related to the current Prime Minister of Shroomania, and his imagination, has led to his assignment as the project leader of the
Secret Super Shroomanian Special Sciences Section.
The Man in Pink fled across the desert. And the Shroomslinger followed.