u.n. survey

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-01-31 11:37pm

A worldwide survey was conducted by the U.N. last month. The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was not a success.

In Africa they didn`t know what `food` meant.

In Eastern Europe they didn`t know what `honest` meant.

In Western Europe they didn`t know what `shortage` meant.

In China they didn`t know what `opinion` meant.

In the Middle East they didn`t know what `solution` meant.

In South America they didn`t know what `please` meant.

And in the U.S.A. they didn`t know what `the rest of the world` meant.

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-02-01 12:14am

ha funny

Post by **Mr Bean** » 2003-02-01 07:04am

Indeed, Amusing

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-01 07:40am

Me likey. Did you write that yourself or get it somewhere?

salm · Post by **salm** » 2003-02-01 07:58am

hehehe

Crown · Post by **Crown** » 2003-02-01 07:59am

Sadly that was pretty acurate, and funny

... But what did the Aussies say?

Enforcer Talen · Post by **Enforcer Talen** » 2003-02-01 10:01pm

got it from school. good stuff ^^

The Dark · Post by **The Dark** » 2003-02-01 10:02pm

Crown wrote:Sadly that was pretty acurate, and funny ... But what did the Aussies say?

The Aussies didn't understand since it wasn't about football.

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-02-01 10:02pm

Crown wrote:Sadly that was pretty acurate, and funny ... But what did the Aussies say?

"Piss off" ?

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-02-02 01:24am

Crown wrote:Sadly that was pretty acurate, and funny ... But what did the Aussies say?

"What does the US think?"

Robert Treder · Post by **Robert Treder** » 2003-02-02 06:23am

Gandalf wrote:
Crown wrote:Sadly that was pretty acurate, and funny ... But what did the Aussies say?
"What does the US think?"

lol